Uncyclopedia talk:General disclaimer

I want the real disclaimer.

Well you had better write it then.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Missed the obvious one[edit source]

May contain nuts.

Seconded. That's pretty much the standard disclaimer for anything, so we should put it at the very end.--The4sword 07:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

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Asplode[edit source]

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Or something similar.

--Ekashp 04:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Who is General Disclaimer?[edit source]

General disclaimer was a fine soldier until that fateful night in '43.

He now lives with his wife, Chuck, in Argentina. They sell hand-woven hats for dogs. -- 70.66.195.112 07:00, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Federal law[edit source]

Use only as directed. Federal law prohibits use of device in a way that it was not designed to. --Kushal^t 14:56, 14 December 2007 (UTC) It is a infringement of federal jurisprudence to employ this ware in a fashion inconsistent with its directions of use. --Kushal^t 00:07, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

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