Uncyclopedia talk:General disclaimer
I want the real disclaimer.
- Well you had better write it then.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
Missed the obvious one[edit source]
May contain nuts.
- Seconded. That's pretty much the standard disclaimer for anything, so we should put it at the very end.--The4sword 07:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Asplode[edit source]
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Or something similar.
--Ekashp 04:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Who is General Disclaimer?[edit source]
General disclaimer was a fine soldier until that fateful night in '43.
He now lives with his wife, Chuck, in Argentina. They sell hand-woven hats for dogs. -- 70.66.195.112 07:00, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Federal law[edit source]
Use only as directed. Federal law prohibits use of device in a way that it was not designed to. --Kushalt 14:56, 14 December 2007 (UTC) It is a infringement of federal jurisprudence to employ this ware in a fashion inconsistent with its directions of use. --Kushalt 00:07, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
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Missed..[edit source]
This side up
Missed[edit source]
An a from the end of 'area' in the "Do not write below this line" section 
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Apr 26, 09:25
Idea[edit source]
We should have an actual disclaimer as well as ... this ... thing ... Arthur (talk) 23:24, 2 February 2019 (UTC)