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October 1, 2025 • Issue #223 • The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
Current issue • Archives • Press Room
A competitor? What perverted bullshittery is this?!
By Turb0-Sunrise

In a shocking twist of events, the UnSignpost's monopoly on bullshit news is under a nonexistent threat. Theultimategergdown's "Gerg's Shitroom" is "a shittier version of the UnSignpost" that only he can edit. I smell perverted bullshittery! To be fair, I don't have a great sense of smell. Fuck you. Also, what's with this weird line? Yeah, that one. On the right. Other right, retard!

Bermuda's Fucked.
By Turb0-Sunrise

As Hurricane Humberto becomes the latest Cabo Verde swing-and-miss, Tropical Storm Imelda brews north of the Bahamas. Forecast to begin affecting Bermuda as a hurricane this afternoon.

VFS is Open!
By who do you think

As of earlier this morning, Alula has opened up VFS. Let the shitstorm begin. RealDonaldTrump has jumped out to an early lead.

Biopic

The Olula is a Frankenstein-esque monster created by duct-taping the head of an Alula to the body of an OPOSSUM. The brain power of an Olula is very weak, as they only know hot to say one phrase, "“HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROP-" OH GOD GET THE CUCUMBERS!

From The Logs
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Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week
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Quote(s) of the Week

L10nM4st3r: "Dandalism"

Notes
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