Uncyclopedia:Babel/P

"P" Languages

pas - Pascal

Category: user pas

*{{Lang|pas|0}} — do not understand

pas
0

This user does not understand Pascal (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pas|0.5}} — mediochre

pas
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Pascal.

{{Lang|pas|1}} — basic

pas
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pascal.

{{Lang|pas|2}} — intermediate

pas
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pascal.

{{Lang|pas|3}} — advanced

pas
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pascal.

{{Lang|pas|4}} — near native

pas
4

This user speaks Pascal at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pas|A}} — native

pas
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pascal whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pas|E}} — accent

pas
E

This user only speaks Pascal because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pas|F}} — educated

pas
F

This user got an F in Pascal and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pas|G}} — failed

pas
G

This user does not speak Pascal and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pascal speakers.

{{Lang|pas|L}} — genocidal

pas
L

Thith uther thpeakth Pascal with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pas|N}} — lisp

pas
N

This user is a native speaker of Pascal.

{{Lang|pas|P}} — profane

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pas
P

This fucker speaks Pascal heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pas|X}} — seductive

pas
X

This user only speaks Pascal enough to seduce native Pascal speakers.

pe - Plain English

Why be plain? - Category: user pe

*{{Lang|pe|0}} — do not understand

pe
0

This user does not understand Plain English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pe|0.5}} — mediochre

pe
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Plain English.

{{Lang|pe|1}} — basic

pe
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English.

{{Lang|pe|2}} — intermediate

pe
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Plain English.

{{Lang|pe|3}} — advanced

pe
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.

{{Lang|pe|4}} — near native

pe
4

This user speaks Plain English at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pe|A}} — native

pe
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Plain English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pe|E}} — accent

pe
E

This user only speaks Plain English because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pe|F}} — educated

pe
F

This user got an F in Plain English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pe|G}} — failed

pe
G

This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers.

{{Lang|pe|L}} — genocidal

pe
L

Thith uther thpeakth Plain English with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pe|N}} — lisp

pe
N

This user is a native speaker of Plain English.

{{Lang|pe|P}} — profane

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background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pe
P

This fucker speaks Plain English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pe|X}} — seductive

pe
X

This user only speaks Plain English enough to seduce native Plain English speakers.

perl - Perl

use my $Perl_skillz! - Category: user perl

*{{Lang|perl|0}} — do not understand

perl
0

This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|perl|0.5}} — mediochre

perl
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Perl.

{{Lang|perl|1}} — basic

perl
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Perl.

{{Lang|perl|2}} — intermediate

perl
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl.

{{Lang|perl|3}} — advanced

perl
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Perl.

{{Lang|perl|4}} — near native

perl
4

This user speaks Perl at a near-native level.

{{Lang|perl|A}} — native

perl
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Perl whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|perl|E}} — accent

perl
E

This user only speaks Perl because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|perl|F}} — educated

perl
F

This user got an F in Perl and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|perl|G}} — failed

perl
G

This user does not speak Perl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Perl speakers.

{{Lang|perl|L}} — genocidal

perl
L

Thith uther thpeakth Perl with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|perl|N}} — lisp

perl
N

This user is a native speaker of Perl.

{{Lang|perl|P}} — profane

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background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

perl
P

This fucker speaks Perl heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|perl|X}} — seductive

perl
X

This user only speaks Perl enough to seduce native Perl speakers.

pfl - Pfaelzisch

pfl

*{{Lang|pfl|0}} — do not understand

pfl
0

This user does not understand Pfaelzisch (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pfl|0.5}} — mediochre

pfl
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Pfaelzisch.

{{Lang|pfl|1}} — basic

pfl
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pfaelzisch.

{{Lang|pfl|2}} — intermediate

pfl
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pfaelzisch.

{{Lang|pfl|3}} — advanced

pfl
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pfaelzisch.

{{Lang|pfl|4}} — near native

pfl
4

This user speaks Pfaelzisch at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pfl|A}} — native

pfl
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pfaelzisch whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pfl|E}} — accent

pfl
E

This user only speaks Pfaelzisch because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pfl|F}} — educated

pfl
F

This user got an F in Pfaelzisch and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pfl|G}} — failed

pfl
G

This user does not speak Pfaelzisch and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pfaelzisch speakers.

{{Lang|pfl|L}} — genocidal

pfl
L

Thith uther thpeakth Pfaelzisch with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pfl|N}} — lisp

pfl
N

This user is a native speaker of Pfaelzisch.

{{Lang|pfl|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pfl
P

This fucker speaks Pfaelzisch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pfl|X}} — seductive

pfl
X

This user only speaks Pfaelzisch enough to seduce native Pfaelzisch speakers.

php - PHP

I <? PHP! - Category: user php

*{{Lang|php|0}} — do not understand

php
0

This user does not understand PHP (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|php|0.5}} — mediochre

php
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of PHP.

{{Lang|php|1}} — basic

php
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of PHP.

{{Lang|php|2}} — intermediate

php
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of PHP.

{{Lang|php|3}} — advanced

php
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of PHP.

{{Lang|php|4}} — near native

php
4

This user speaks PHP at a near-native level.

{{Lang|php|A}} — native

php
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek PHP whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|php|E}} — accent

php
E

This user only speaks PHP because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|php|F}} — educated

php
F

This user got an F in PHP and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|php|G}} — failed

php
G

This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers.

{{Lang|php|L}} — genocidal

php
L

Thith uther thpeakth PHP with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|php|N}} — lisp

php
N

This user is a native speaker of PHP.

{{Lang|php|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

php
P

This fucker speaks PHP heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|php|X}} — seductive

php
X

This user only speaks PHP enough to seduce native PHP speakers.

Pie - Pie (language)

The languages of Pies, like Latin, German, Estonian and that other one... - Category: user Pie

*{{Lang|Pie|0}} — do not understand

Pie
0

This user does not understand Pie (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|Pie|0.5}} — mediochre

Pie
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Pie.

{{Lang|Pie|1}} — basic

Pie
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie.

{{Lang|Pie|2}} — intermediate

Pie
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.

{{Lang|Pie|3}} — advanced

Pie
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pie.

{{Lang|Pie|4}} — near native

Pie
4

This user speaks Pie at a near-native level.

{{Lang|Pie|A}} — native

Pie
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pie whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|Pie|E}} — accent

Pie
E

This user only speaks Pie because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|Pie|F}} — educated

Pie
F

This user got an F in Pie and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|Pie|G}} — failed

Pie
G

This user does not speak Pie and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pie speakers.

{{Lang|Pie|L}} — genocidal

Pie
L

Thith uther thpeakth Pie with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|Pie|N}} — lisp

Pie
N

This user is a native speaker of Pie.

{{Lang|Pie|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

Pie
P

This fucker speaks Pie heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|Pie|X}} — seductive

Pie
X

This user only speaks Pie enough to seduce native Pie speakers.

pika - Pikachu

Pika pika! - Category: user pika

*{{Lang|pika|0}} — do not understand

pika
0

This user does not understand Pikachu (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pika|0.5}} — mediochre

pika
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Pikachu.

{{Lang|pika|1}} — basic

pika
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

{{Lang|pika|2}} — intermediate

pika
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.

{{Lang|pika|3}} — advanced

pika
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pikachu.

{{Lang|pika|4}} — near native

pika
4

This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pika|A}} — native

pika
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pikachu whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pika|E}} — accent

pika
E

This user only speaks Pikachu because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pika|F}} — educated

pika
F

This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pika|G}} — failed

pika
G

This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

{{Lang|pika|L}} — genocidal

pika
L

Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pika|N}} — lisp

pika
N

This user is a native speaker of Pikachu.

{{Lang|pika|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pika
P

This fucker speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pika|X}} — seductive

pika
X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

pl - Polish

Jagshemash! - Category: user pl

*{{Lang|pl|0}} — do not understand

pl
0

This user does not understand Polish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pl|0.5}} — mediochre

pl
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Polish.

{{Lang|pl|1}} — basic

pl
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Polish.

{{Lang|pl|2}} — intermediate

pl
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Polish.

{{Lang|pl|3}} — advanced

pl
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Polish.

{{Lang|pl|4}} — near native

pl
4

This user speaks Polish at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pl|A}} — native

pl
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Polish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pl|E}} — accent

pl
E

This user only speaks Polish because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pl|F}} — educated

pl
F

This user got an F in Polish and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pl|G}} — failed

pl
G

This user does not speak Polish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Polish speakers.

{{Lang|pl|L}} — genocidal

pl
L

Thith uther thpeakth Polish with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pl|N}} — lisp

pl
N

This user is a native speaker of Polish.

{{Lang|pl|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pl
P

This fucker speaks Polish heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pl|X}} — seductive

pl
X

This user only speaks Polish enough to seduce native Polish speakers.

pol - Pollock

Category: user pol

*{{Lang|pol|0}} — do not understand

pol
0

This user does not understand Pollock (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pol|0.5}} — mediochre

pol
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Pollock.

{{Lang|pol|1}} — basic

pol
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pollock.

{{Lang|pol|2}} — intermediate

pol
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pollock.

{{Lang|pol|3}} — advanced

pol
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pollock.

{{Lang|pol|4}} — near native

pol
4

This user speaks Pollock at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pol|A}} — native

pol
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pollock whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pol|E}} — accent

pol
E

This user only speaks Pollock because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pol|F}} — educated

pol
F

This user got an F in Pollock and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pol|G}} — failed

pol
G

This user does not speak Pollock and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pollock speakers.

{{Lang|pol|L}} — genocidal

pol
L

Thith uther thpeakth Pollock with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pol|N}} — lisp

pol
N

This user is a native speaker of Pollock.

{{Lang|pol|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pol
P

This fucker speaks Pollock heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pol|X}} — seductive

pol
X

This user only speaks Pollock enough to seduce native Pollock speakers.

pt - Português

Português - Category: user pt

*{{Lang|pt|0}} — do not understand

pt
0

This user does not understand Português (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pt|0.5}} — mediochre

pt
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Português.

{{Lang|pt|1}} — basic

pt
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português.

{{Lang|pt|2}} — intermediate

pt
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português.

{{Lang|pt|3}} — advanced

pt
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Português.

{{Lang|pt|4}} — near native

pt
4

This user speaks Português at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pt|A}} — native

pt
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Português whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pt|E}} — accent

pt
E

This user only speaks Português because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pt|F}} — educated

pt
F

This user got an F in Português and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pt|G}} — failed

pt
G

This user does not speak Português and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Português speakers.

{{Lang|pt|L}} — genocidal

pt
L

Thith uther thpeakth Português with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pt|N}} — lisp

pt
N

This user is a native speaker of Português.

{{Lang|pt|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pt
P

This fucker speaks Português heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pt|X}} — seductive

pt
X

This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers.

pt-br - português do Brasil

pt-br

*{{Lang|pt-br|0}} — do not understand

pt-br
0

This user does not understand português do Brasil (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|pt-br|0.5}} — mediochre

pt-br
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of português do Brasil.

{{Lang|pt-br|1}} — basic

pt-br
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of português do Brasil.

{{Lang|pt-br|2}} — intermediate

pt-br
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of português do Brasil.

{{Lang|pt-br|3}} — advanced

pt-br
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of português do Brasil.

{{Lang|pt-br|4}} — near native

pt-br
4

This user speaks português do Brasil at a near-native level.

{{Lang|pt-br|A}} — native

pt-br
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek português do Brasil whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|pt-br|E}} — accent

pt-br
E

This user only speaks português do Brasil because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|pt-br|F}} — educated

pt-br
F

This user got an F in português do Brasil and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|pt-br|G}} — failed

pt-br
G

This user does not speak português do Brasil and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all português do Brasil speakers.

{{Lang|pt-br|L}} — genocidal

pt-br
L

Thith uther thpeakth português do Brasil with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|pt-br|N}} — lisp

pt-br
N

This user is a native speaker of português do Brasil.

{{Lang|pt-br|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

pt-br
P

This fucker speaks português do Brasil heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|pt-br|X}} — seductive

pt-br
X

This user only speaks português do Brasil enough to seduce native português do Brasil speakers.

py - Python

Category: user py

*{{Lang|py|0}} — do not understand

py
0

This user does not understand Python (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|py|0.5}} — mediochre

py
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Python.

{{Lang|py|1}} — basic

py
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Python.

{{Lang|py|2}} — intermediate

py
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Python.

{{Lang|py|3}} — advanced

py
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Python.

{{Lang|py|4}} — near native

py
4

This user speaks Python at a near-native level.

{{Lang|py|A}} — native

py
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Python whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|py|E}} — accent

py
E

This user only speaks Python because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|py|F}} — educated

py
F

This user got an F in Python and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|py|G}} — failed

py
G

This user does not speak Python and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Python speakers.