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"V" Languages

vb - Visual Basic

Category: user vb
*{{Lang|vb|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|vb|0.5}} — mediochre
vb
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Visual Basic.
vb
0.5



  • {{Lang|vb|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a BASIC level of Visual Basic.



  • {{Lang|vb|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Visual Basic.



  • {{Lang|vb|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Visual Basic.



  • {{Lang|vb|4}} — near native
This user speaks Visual Basic at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|vb|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Visual Basic whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|vb|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|vb|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Visual Basic and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|vb|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Visual Basic and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Visual Basic speakers.



  • {{Lang|vb|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Visual Basic with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|vb|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Visual Basic.



  • {{Lang|vb|P}} — profane
This fucker speaks Visual Basic heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|vb|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers.



vg - Vogon

The third best poetry in the Galaxy! - Category: user vg
*{{Lang|vg|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Vogon (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|vg|0.5}} — mediochre
vg
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Vogon.
vg
0.5



  • {{Lang|vg|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Vogon.



  • {{Lang|vg|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Vogon.



  • {{Lang|vg|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Vogon.



  • {{Lang|vg|4}} — near native
This user speaks Vogon at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|vg|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|vg|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Vogon because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|vg|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Vogon and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|vg|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Vogon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vogon speakers.



  • {{Lang|vg|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Vogon with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|vg|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Vogon.



  • {{Lang|vg|P}} — profane
This fucker speaks Vogon heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|vg|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Vogon enough to seduce native Vogon speakers.



vi - Vietnamese

… Nguyen? - Category: user vi
*{{Lang|vi|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Vietnamese (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|vi|0.5}} — mediochre
vi
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Vietnamese.
vi
0.5



  • {{Lang|vi|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Vietnamese.



  • {{Lang|vi|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Vietnamese.



  • {{Lang|vi|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Vietnamese.



  • {{Lang|vi|4}} — near native
This user speaks Vietnamese at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|vi|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vietnamese whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|vi|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Vietnamese because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|vi|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Vietnamese and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|vi|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Vietnamese and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vietnamese speakers.



  • {{Lang|vi|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Vietnamese with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|vi|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Vietnamese.



  • {{Lang|vi|P}} — profane
This fucker speaks Vietnamese heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|vi|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Vietnamese enough to seduce native Vietnamese speakers.



vl - Valley girl

The 80's were like, so bitchin! Totally… - Category: user vl
*{{Lang|vl|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Valley girl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|vl|0.5}} — mediochre
vl
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Valley girl.
vl
0.5



  • {{Lang|vl|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Valley girl.



  • {{Lang|vl|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Valley girl.



  • {{Lang|vl|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Valley girl.



  • {{Lang|vl|4}} — near native
This user speaks Valley girl at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|vl|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Valley girl whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|vl|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Valley girl because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|vl|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Valley girl and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|vl|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.



  • {{Lang|vl|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Valley girl with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|vl|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Valley girl.



  • {{Lang|vl|P}} — profane
This fucker speaks Valley girl heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|vl|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.