Uncyclopedia:Babel/U

"U" Languages

uk - Correct English

Jolly good, wot? - Category: user uk

*{{Lang|uk|0}} — do not understand

uk
0

This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|uk|0.5}} — mediochre

uk
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Correct English.

{{Lang|uk|1}} — basic

uk
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

{{Lang|uk|2}} — intermediate

uk
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.

{{Lang|uk|3}} — advanced

uk
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

{{Lang|uk|4}} — near native

uk
4

This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.

{{Lang|uk|A}} — native

uk
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|uk|E}} — accent

uk
E

This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|uk|F}} — educated

uk
F

This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|uk|G}} — failed

uk
G

This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers.

{{Lang|uk|L}} — genocidal

uk
L

Thith uther thpeakth Correct English with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|uk|N}} — lisp

uk
N

This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

{{Lang|uk|P}} — profane

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uk
P

This fucker speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|uk|X}} — seductive

uk
X

This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers.

ur - Urdu

اردو

*{{Lang|ur|0}} — do not understand

ur
0

This user does not understand اردو (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|ur|0.5}} — mediochre

ur
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of اردو.

{{Lang|ur|1}} — basic

ur
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of اردو.

{{Lang|ur|2}} — intermediate

ur
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of اردو.

{{Lang|ur|3}} — advanced

ur
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of اردو.

{{Lang|ur|4}} — near native

ur
4

This user speaks اردو at a near-native level.

{{Lang|ur|A}} — native

ur
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek اردو whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|ur|E}} — accent

ur
E

This user only speaks اردو because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|ur|F}} — educated

ur
F

This user got an F in اردو and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|ur|G}} — failed

ur
G

This user does not speak اردو and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all اردو speakers.

{{Lang|ur|L}} — genocidal

ur
L

Thith uther thpeakth اردو with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|ur|N}} — lisp

ur
N

This user is a native speaker of اردو.

{{Lang|ur|P}} — profane

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ur
P

This fucker speaks اردو heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|ur|X}} — seductive

ur
X

This user only speaks اردو enough to seduce native اردو speakers.

us - American English

If you're not with us, you're with the tourists! - Category: user us

*{{Lang|us|0}} — do not understand

us
0

This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|us|0.5}} — mediochre

us
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of American English.

{{Lang|us|1}} — basic

us
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English.

{{Lang|us|2}} — intermediate

us
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of American English.

{{Lang|us|3}} — advanced

us
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.

{{Lang|us|4}} — near native

us
4

This user speaks American English at a near-native level.

{{Lang|us|A}} — native

us
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|us|E}} — accent

us
E

This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|us|F}} — educated

us
F

This user got an F in American English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|us|G}} — failed

us
G

This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers.

{{Lang|us|L}} — genocidal

us
L

Thith uther thpeakth American English with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|us|N}} — lisp

us
N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

{{Lang|us|P}} — profane

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</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

us
P

This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.