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"B" Languages

bar - Bavarian

bar
*{{Lang|bar|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Bavarian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|bar|0.5}} — mediochre
bar
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Bavarian.
bar
0.5



  • {{Lang|bar|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bavarian.



  • {{Lang|bar|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bavarian.



  • {{Lang|bar|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bavarian.



  • {{Lang|bar|4}} — near native
This user speaks Bavarian at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|bar|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bavarian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|bar|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Bavarian because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|bar|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Bavarian and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|bar|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Bavarian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bavarian speakers.



  • {{Lang|bar|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Bavarian with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|bar|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Bavarian.



  • {{Lang|bar|P}} — profane
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This fucker speaks Bavarian heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bar|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Bavarian enough to seduce native Bavarian speakers.



bl - Blasphemy

God's gonna smite your ass - Category: user bl
*{{Lang|bl|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Blasphemy (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|bl|0.5}} — mediochre
bl
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Blasphemy.
bl
0.5



  • {{Lang|bl|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bl|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bl|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bl|4}} — near native
This user speaks Blasphemy at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|bl|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Blasphemy whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|bl|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Blasphemy because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|bl|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Blasphemy and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|bl|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers.



  • {{Lang|bl|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Blasphemy with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|bl|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bl|P}} — profane
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background:#ffff00

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</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bl|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Blasphemy enough to seduce native Blasphemy speakers.



br - Breton

br
*{{Lang|br|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Breton (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|br|0.5}} — mediochre
br
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Breton.
br
0.5



  • {{Lang|br|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Breton.



  • {{Lang|br|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Breton.



  • {{Lang|br|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Breton.



  • {{Lang|br|4}} — near native
This user speaks Breton at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|br|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Breton whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|br|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Breton because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|br|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Breton and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|br|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Breton and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Breton speakers.



  • {{Lang|br|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Breton with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|br|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Breton.



  • {{Lang|br|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Breton heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|br|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Breton enough to seduce native Breton speakers.



bs - Bullshit

It's all about the bullshit - Category: user bs
*{{Lang|bs|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|bs|0.5}} — mediochre
bs
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Bullsh!t.
bs
0.5



  • {{Lang|bs|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.



  • {{Lang|bs|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullsh!t.



  • {{Lang|bs|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.



  • {{Lang|bs|4}} — near native
This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|bs|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|bs|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|bs|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|bs|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers.



  • {{Lang|bs|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Bullsh!t with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|bs|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.



  • {{Lang|bs|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|bs|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers.