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"C" Languages

ca - Canadian English

It's like a language, eh? - Category: user ca
*{{Lang|ca|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Canadian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|ca|0.5}} — mediochre
ca
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Canadian.
ca
0.5



  • {{Lang|ca|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Canadian.



  • {{Lang|ca|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Canadian.



  • {{Lang|ca|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.



  • {{Lang|ca|4}} — near native
This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|ca|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canadian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|ca|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Canadian because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|ca|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Canadian and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|ca|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.



  • {{Lang|ca|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Canadian with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|ca|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Canadian.



  • {{Lang|ca|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Canadian heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|ca|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Canadian enough to seduce native Canadian speakers.



cpp - Cplusplus

#include <me> /* as a C++ speaker! */ - Category: user cpp
*{{Lang|cpp|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|cpp|0.5}} — mediochre
cpp
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of C++.
cpp
0.5



  • {{Lang|cpp|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.



  • {{Lang|cpp|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.



  • {{Lang|cpp|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of C++.



  • {{Lang|cpp|4}} — near native
This user speaks C++ at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|cpp|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|cpp|E}} — accent
This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|cpp|F}} — educated
This user got an F in C++ and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|cpp|G}} — failed
This user does not speak C++ and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all C++ speakers.



  • {{Lang|cpp|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth C++ with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|cpp|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of C++.



  • {{Lang|cpp|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks C++ heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|cpp|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks C++ enough to seduce native C++ speakers.



cs - Czech

Třista třicet tři stříbrných stříkaček! - Category: user cs
*{{Lang|cs|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|cs|0.5}} — mediochre
cs
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Czech.
cs
0.5



  • {{Lang|cs|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Czech.



  • {{Lang|cs|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech.



  • {{Lang|cs|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Czech.



  • {{Lang|cs|4}} — near native
This user speaks Czech at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|cs|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Czech whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|cs|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Czech because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|cs|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Czech and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|cs|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Czech and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Czech speakers.



  • {{Lang|cs|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Czech with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|cs|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Czech.



  • {{Lang|cs|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Czech heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|cs|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Czech enough to seduce native Czech speakers.



css - CSS

.uncycclass a:visited { color: #FFFFCC; } - Category: user css
*{{Lang|css|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand .css (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|css|0.5}} — mediochre
css
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of .css.
css
0.5



  • {{Lang|css|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css.



  • {{Lang|css|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of .css.



  • {{Lang|css|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of .css.



  • {{Lang|css|4}} — near native
This user speaks .css at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|css|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek .css whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|css|E}} — accent
This user only speaks .css because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|css|F}} — educated
This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|css|G}} — failed
This user does not speak .css and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all .css speakers.



  • {{Lang|css|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth .css with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|css|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of .css.



  • {{Lang|css|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks .css heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|css|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks .css enough to seduce native .css speakers.



cy - Welsh

Llwy sy ar y llawr - Category: user cy
*{{Lang|cy|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand Welsh (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|cy|0.5}} — mediochre
cy
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Welsh.
cy
0.5



  • {{Lang|cy|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Welsh.



  • {{Lang|cy|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Welsh.



  • {{Lang|cy|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Welsh.



  • {{Lang|cy|4}} — near native
This user speaks Welsh at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|cy|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Welsh whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|cy|E}} — accent
This user only speaks Welsh because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|cy|F}} — educated
This user got an F in Welsh and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|cy|G}} — failed
This user does not speak Welsh and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Welsh speakers.



  • {{Lang|cy|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth Welsh with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|cy|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of Welsh.



  • {{Lang|cy|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks Welsh heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|cy|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks Welsh enough to seduce native Welsh speakers.



cyrl - тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт

cyrl
*{{Lang|cyrl|0}} — do not understand
This user does not understand тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт (or understands it with considerable difficulties).



  • {{Lang|cyrl|0.5}} — mediochre
cyrl
0.5
This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт.
cyrl
0.5



  • {{Lang|cyrl|1}} — basic
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|2}} — intermediate
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|3}} — advanced
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|4}} — near native
This user speaks тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт at a near-native level.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|A}} — native
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|E}} — accent
This user only speaks тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт because it was a required course in school.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|F}} — educated
This user got an F in тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт and likes their native language better (if they have one).



  • {{Lang|cyrl|G}} — failed
This user does not speak тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт speakers.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|L}} — genocidal
Thith uther thpeakth тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт with a really thexy lithp.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|N}} — lisp
This user is a native speaker of тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|P}} — profane
<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">
This fucker speaks тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.



  • {{Lang|cyrl|X}} — seductive
This user only speaks тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт enough to seduce native тнє Cуяiггic scяiрт speakers.