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"J" Languages

ja - Japanese

The language with three alphabets - Category: user ja

*{{Lang|ja|0}} — do not understand ja 0 This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ja 0 {{Lang|ja|0.5}} — mediochre ja 0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of 日本語. ja 0.5 {{Lang|ja|1}} — basic ja 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja 1 {{Lang|ja|2}} — intermediate ja 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語. ja 2 {{Lang|ja|3}} — advanced ja 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 日本語. ja 3 {{Lang|ja|4}} — near native ja 4 This user speaks 日本語 at a near-native level. ja 4 {{Lang|ja|A}} — native ja A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 日本語 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ja A {{Lang|ja|E}} — accent ja E This user only speaks 日本語 because it was a required course in school. ja E {{Lang|ja|F}} — educated ja F This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one). ja F {{Lang|ja|G}} — failed ja G This user does not speak 日本語 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 日本語 speakers. ja G {{Lang|ja|L}} — genocidal ja L Thith uther thpeakth 日本語 with a really thexy lithp. ja L {{Lang|ja|N}} — lisp ja N This user is a native speaker of 日本語. ja N {{Lang|ja|P}} — profane ja P This fucker speaks 日本語 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ja P {{Lang|ja|X}} — seductive ja X This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers. ja X

java - Java

public static final transient int a; - Category: user java

*{{Lang|java|0}} — do not understand java 0 This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties). java 0 {{Lang|java|0.5}} — mediochre java 0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Java. java 0.5 {{Lang|java|1}} — basic java 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java. java 1 {{Lang|java|2}} — intermediate java 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Java. java 2 {{Lang|java|3}} — advanced java 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Java. java 3 {{Lang|java|4}} — near native java 4 This user speaks Java at a near-native level. java 4 {{Lang|java|A}} — native java A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Java whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. java A {{Lang|java|E}} — accent java E This user only speaks Java because it was a required course in school. java E {{Lang|java|F}} — educated java F This user got an F in Java and likes their native language better (if they have one). java F {{Lang|java|G}} — failed java G This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers. java G {{Lang|java|L}} — genocidal java L Thith uther thpeakth Java with a really thexy lithp. java L {{Lang|java|N}} — lisp java N This user is a native speaker of Java. java N {{Lang|java|P}} — profane java P This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. java P {{Lang|java|X}} — seductive java X This user only speaks Java enough to seduce native Java speakers. java X {{User java-4}} - Programming expert Java 4 This user is an expert Java programmer. Java 4

jbo - Lojban

Category: user jbo

*{{Lang|jbo|0}} — do not understand jbo 0 This user does not understand Lojban (or understands it with considerable difficulties). jbo 0 {{Lang|jbo|0.5}} — mediochre jbo 0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Lojban. jbo 0.5 {{Lang|jbo|1}} — basic jbo 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lojban. jbo 1 {{Lang|jbo|2}} — intermediate jbo 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lojban. jbo 2 {{Lang|jbo|3}} — advanced jbo 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Lojban. jbo 3 {{Lang|jbo|4}} — near native jbo 4 This user speaks Lojban at a near-native level. jbo 4 {{Lang|jbo|A}} — native jbo A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Lojban whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. jbo A {{Lang|jbo|E}} — accent jbo E This user only speaks Lojban because it was a required course in school. jbo E {{Lang|jbo|F}} — educated jbo F This user got an F in Lojban and likes their native language better (if they have one). jbo F {{Lang|jbo|G}} — failed jbo G This user does not speak Lojban and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lojban speakers. jbo G {{Lang|jbo|L}} — genocidal jbo L Thith uther thpeakth Lojban with a really thexy lithp. jbo L {{Lang|jbo|N}} — lisp jbo N This user is a native speaker of Lojban. jbo N {{Lang|jbo|P}} — profane jbo P This fucker speaks Lojban heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. jbo P {{Lang|jbo|X}} — seductive jbo X This user only speaks Lojban enough to seduce native Lojban speakers. jbo X

js - JavaScript

document.write('Hey look ma, I can program in JavaScript!'); - Category: user js

*{{Lang|js|0}} — do not understand js 0 This user does not understand JavaScript (or understands it with considerable difficulties). js 0 {{Lang|js|0.5}} — mediochre js 0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of JavaScript. js 0.5 {{Lang|js|1}} — basic js 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of JavaScript. js 1 {{Lang|js|2}} — intermediate js 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of JavaScript. js 2 {{Lang|js|3}} — advanced js 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of JavaScript. js 3 {{Lang|js|4}} — near native js 4 This user speaks JavaScript at a near-native level. js 4 {{Lang|js|A}} — native js A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek JavaScript whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. js A {{Lang|js|E}} — accent js E This user only speaks JavaScript because it was a required course in school. js E {{Lang|js|F}} — educated js F This user got an F in JavaScript and likes their native language better (if they have one). js F {{Lang|js|G}} — failed js G This user does not speak JavaScript and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all JavaScript speakers. js G {{Lang|js|L}} — genocidal js L Thith uther thpeakth JavaScript with a really thexy lithp. js L {{Lang|js|N}} — lisp js N This user is a native speaker of JavaScript. js N {{Lang|js|P}} — profane js P This fucker speaks JavaScript heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. js P {{Lang|js|X}} — seductive js X This user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers. js X

ju - Joual

Du canadien-français pour moé icitte - Category: user ju

*{{Lang|ju|0}} — do not understand ju 0 This user does not understand Joual canadien (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ju 0 {{Lang|ju|0.5}} — mediochre ju 0.5 This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Joual canadien. ju 0.5 {{Lang|ju|1}} — basic ju 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Joual canadien. ju 1 {{Lang|ju|2}} — intermediate ju 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Joual canadien. ju 2 {{Lang|ju|3}} — advanced ju 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Joual canadien. ju 3 {{Lang|ju|4}} — near native ju 4 This user speaks Joual canadien at a near-native level. ju 4 {{Lang|ju|A}} — native ju A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Joual canadien whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ju A {{Lang|ju|E}} — accent ju E This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school. ju E {{Lang|ju|F}} — educated ju F This user got an F in Joual canadien and likes their native language better (if they have one). ju F {{Lang|ju|G}} — failed ju G This user does not speak Joual canadien and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Joual canadien speakers. ju G {{Lang|ju|L}} — genocidal ju L Thith uther thpeakth Joual canadien with a really thexy lithp. ju L {{Lang|ju|N}} — lisp ju N This user is a native speaker of Joual canadien. ju N {{Lang|ju|P}} — profane ju P This fucker speaks Joual canadien heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ju P {{Lang|ju|X}} — seductive ju X This user only speaks Joual canadien enough to seduce native Joual canadien speakers. ju X

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