Uncyclopedia:Babel/J

"J" Languages

ja - Japanese

The language with three alphabets - Category: user ja

{{Lang|ja|0}} — do not understand

ja-0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|ja|0.5}} — mediochre

ja-0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|1}} — basic

ja-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|2}} — intermediate

ja-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|3}} — advanced

ja-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|4}} — near native

ja-4

This user speaks 日本語 at a near-native level.

{{Lang|ja|A}} — native

ja-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 日本語 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|ja|E}} — accent

ja-E

This user only speaks 日本語 because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|ja|F}} — educated

ja-F

This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|ja|G}} — failed

ja-G

This user does not speak 日本語 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 日本語 speakers.

{{Lang|ja|L}} — genocidal

ja-L

Thith uther thpeakth 日本語 with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|ja|N}} — lisp

ja-N

This user is a native speaker of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|P}} — profane

ja-P

This fucker speaks 日本語 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|ja|X}} — seductive

ja-X

This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers .

java - Java

public static final transient int a; - Category: user java

{{Lang|java|0}} — do not understand

java-0

This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|java|0.5}} — mediochre

java-0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Java.

{{Lang|java|1}} — basic

java-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.

{{Lang|java|2}} — intermediate

java-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Java.

{{Lang|java|3}} — advanced

java-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Java.

{{Lang|java|4}} — near native

java-4

This user speaks Java at a near-native level.

{{Lang|java|A}} — native

java-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Java whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|java|E}} — accent

java-E

This user only speaks Java because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|java|F}} — educated

java-F

This user got an F in Java and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|java|G}} — failed

java-G

This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.

{{Lang|java|L}} — genocidal

java-L

Thith uther thpeakth Java with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|java|N}} — lisp

java-N

This user is a native speaker of Java.

{{Lang|java|P}} — profane

java-P

This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|java|X}} — seductive

java-X

This user only speaks Java enough to seduce native Java speakers .

{{User java-4}} - Programming expert

Java-4

This user is an expert Java programmer.

jbo - Lojban

Category: user jbo

{{Lang|jbo|0}} — do not understand

jbo-0

This user does not understand Lojban (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|jbo|0.5}} — mediochre

jbo-0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|1}} — basic

jbo-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|2}} — intermediate

jbo-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|3}} — advanced

jbo-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|4}} — near native

jbo-4

This user speaks Lojban at a near-native level.

{{Lang|jbo|A}} — native

jbo-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Lojban whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|jbo|E}} — accent

jbo-E

This user only speaks Lojban because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|jbo|F}} — educated

jbo-F

This user got an F in Lojban and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|jbo|G}} — failed

jbo-G

This user does not speak Lojban and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lojban speakers.

{{Lang|jbo|L}} — genocidal

jbo-L

Thith uther thpeakth Lojban with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|jbo|N}} — lisp

jbo-N

This user is a native speaker of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|P}} — profane

jbo-P

This fucker speaks Lojban heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|jbo|X}} — seductive

jbo-X

This user only speaks Lojban enough to seduce native Lojban speakers .

js - JavaScript

document.write('Hey look ma, I can program in JavaScript!'); - Category: user js

{{Lang|js|0}} — do not understand

js-0

This user does not understand JavaScript (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|js|0.5}} — mediochre

js-0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|1}} — basic

js-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|2}} — intermediate

js-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|3}} — advanced

js-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|4}} — near native

js-4

This user speaks JavaScript at a near-native level.

{{Lang|js|A}} — native

js-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek JavaScript whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|js|E}} — accent

js-E

This user only speaks JavaScript because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|js|F}} — educated

js-F

This user got an F in JavaScript and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|js|G}} — failed

js-G

This user does not speak JavaScript and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all JavaScript speakers.

{{Lang|js|L}} — genocidal

js-L

Thith uther thpeakth JavaScript with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|js|N}} — lisp

js-N

This user is a native speaker of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|P}} — profane

js-P

This fucker speaks JavaScript heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|js|X}} — seductive

js-X

This user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers .

ju - Joual

Du canadien-français pour moé icitte - Category: user ju

{{Lang|ju|0}} — do not understand

ju-0

This user does not understand Joual canadien (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|ju|0.5}} — mediochre

ju-0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|1}} — basic

ju-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|2}} — intermediate

ju-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|3}} — advanced

ju-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|4}} — near native

ju-4

This user speaks Joual canadien at a near-native level.

{{Lang|ju|A}} — native

ju-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Joual canadien whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|ju|E}} — accent

ju-E

This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|ju|F}} — educated

ju-F

This user got an F in Joual canadien and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|ju|G}} — failed

ju-G

This user does not speak Joual canadien and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Joual canadien speakers.

{{Lang|ju|L}} — genocidal

ju-L

Thith uther thpeakth Joual canadien with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|ju|N}} — lisp

ju-N

This user is a native speaker of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|P}} — profane

ju-P

This fucker speaks Joual canadien heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.