Uncyclopedia:Babel/J

"J" Languages

ja - Japanese

The language with three alphabets - Category: user ja

*{{Lang|ja|0}} — do not understand

ja
0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|ja|0.5}} — mediochre

ja
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|1}} — basic

ja
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|2}} — intermediate

ja
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|3}} — advanced

ja
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|4}} — near native

ja
4

This user speaks 日本語 at a near-native level.

{{Lang|ja|A}} — native

ja
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 日本語 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|ja|E}} — accent

ja
E

This user only speaks 日本語 because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|ja|F}} — educated

ja
F

This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|ja|G}} — failed

ja
G

This user does not speak 日本語 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 日本語 speakers.

{{Lang|ja|L}} — genocidal

ja
L

Thith uther thpeakth 日本語 with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|ja|N}} — lisp

ja
N

This user is a native speaker of 日本語.

{{Lang|ja|P}} — profane

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</noinclude>; ">

ja
P

This fucker speaks 日本語 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|ja|X}} — seductive

ja
X

This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers.

java - Java

public static final transient int a; - Category: user java

*{{Lang|java|0}} — do not understand

java
0

This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|java|0.5}} — mediochre

java
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Java.

{{Lang|java|1}} — basic

java
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.

{{Lang|java|2}} — intermediate

java
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Java.

{{Lang|java|3}} — advanced

java
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Java.

{{Lang|java|4}} — near native

java
4

This user speaks Java at a near-native level.

{{Lang|java|A}} — native

java
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Java whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|java|E}} — accent

java
E

This user only speaks Java because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|java|F}} — educated

java
F

This user got an F in Java and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|java|G}} — failed

java
G

This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.

{{Lang|java|L}} — genocidal

java
L

Thith uther thpeakth Java with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|java|N}} — lisp

java
N

This user is a native speaker of Java.

{{Lang|java|P}} — profane

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background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

java
P

This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|java|X}} — seductive

java
X

This user only speaks Java enough to seduce native Java speakers.

{{User java-4}} - Programming expert

Java
4

This user is an expert Java programmer.

jbo - Lojban

Category: user jbo

*{{Lang|jbo|0}} — do not understand

jbo
0

This user does not understand Lojban (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|jbo|0.5}} — mediochre

jbo
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|1}} — basic

jbo
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|2}} — intermediate

jbo
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|3}} — advanced

jbo
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|4}} — near native

jbo
4

This user speaks Lojban at a near-native level.

{{Lang|jbo|A}} — native

jbo
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Lojban whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|jbo|E}} — accent

jbo
E

This user only speaks Lojban because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|jbo|F}} — educated

jbo
F

This user got an F in Lojban and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|jbo|G}} — failed

jbo
G

This user does not speak Lojban and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lojban speakers.

{{Lang|jbo|L}} — genocidal

jbo
L

Thith uther thpeakth Lojban with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|jbo|N}} — lisp

jbo
N

This user is a native speaker of Lojban.

{{Lang|jbo|P}} — profane

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background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

jbo
P

This fucker speaks Lojban heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|jbo|X}} — seductive

jbo
X

This user only speaks Lojban enough to seduce native Lojban speakers.

js - JavaScript

document.write('Hey look ma, I can program in JavaScript!'); - Category: user js

*{{Lang|js|0}} — do not understand

js
0

This user does not understand JavaScript (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|js|0.5}} — mediochre

js
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|1}} — basic

js
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|2}} — intermediate

js
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|3}} — advanced

js
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|4}} — near native

js
4

This user speaks JavaScript at a near-native level.

{{Lang|js|A}} — native

js
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek JavaScript whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|js|E}} — accent

js
E

This user only speaks JavaScript because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|js|F}} — educated

js
F

This user got an F in JavaScript and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|js|G}} — failed

js
G

This user does not speak JavaScript and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all JavaScript speakers.

{{Lang|js|L}} — genocidal

js
L

Thith uther thpeakth JavaScript with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|js|N}} — lisp

js
N

This user is a native speaker of JavaScript.

{{Lang|js|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

js
P

This fucker speaks JavaScript heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

{{Lang|js|X}} — seductive

js
X

This user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers.

ju - Joual

Du canadien-français pour moé icitte - Category: user ju

*{{Lang|ju|0}} — do not understand

ju
0

This user does not understand Joual canadien (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

{{Lang|ju|0.5}} — mediochre

ju
0.5

This user annoys people with their little to no knowledge of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|1}} — basic

ju
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|2}} — intermediate

ju
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|3}} — advanced

ju
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|4}} — near native

ju
4

This user speaks Joual canadien at a near-native level.

{{Lang|ju|A}} — native

ju
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Joual canadien whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

{{Lang|ju|E}} — accent

ju
E

This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.

{{Lang|ju|F}} — educated

ju
F

This user got an F in Joual canadien and likes their native language better (if they have one).

{{Lang|ju|G}} — failed

ju
G

This user does not speak Joual canadien and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Joual canadien speakers.

{{Lang|ju|L}} — genocidal

ju
L

Thith uther thpeakth Joual canadien with a really thexy lithp.

{{Lang|ju|N}} — lisp

ju
N

This user is a native speaker of Joual canadien.

{{Lang|ju|P}} — profane

<div style="border: 0;

background:#ffff00

</noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00

</noinclude; background:#ffff00

</noinclude>; ">

ju
P

This fucker speaks Joual canadien heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.