UnNews talk:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions

I OBJECT!

Chrisma-Hanukk-wanza-Ramadan-Hindu-Buddha-Winter-Solstice Vacation does not recognize Korochun, the Slavic Halloween, Saturnalia, a feast in honor of the ancient Roman god Saturn, or the Midvinterblót, an ancient Scandinavian sacrifice held to ward off the baneful effects of winter. In the name of equality, I demand that these religious observances be recognized! Also, Bodhi Day of Buddhism falls on December 8th, well before the break. My God, I'm a loser. --UnTalented 04:22, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm so sorry! Please don't sue me, sir, but none of these fit on the calendar! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Dec 17

Also, Ramadan ended in October this year. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 17:58, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

I know, but it was the first Islamic holiday that came to mind. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:30, Dec 19

I didn't mention Ramadan because it does fall on the winter break in some years, though you are right, this year it did not. If you're wondering, I am mentioning this because I'm one of those absurdly egotistical types who has to be right on every count, or else I think I might explode or something. Wow, even I find me annoying. --UnTalented 03:28, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you were just wrong. /me sticks fingers in ears and waits for the boom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:39, Dec 20

Boom. --UnTalented 03:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, well that was uncharacteristically anti-climactic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:42, Dec 21

I only semi-exploded, for the sheer power of my ego was able to hold me together. Hold me together. Hold me together. Me. Me. Me me me me me me. (sung to the tune of the Happy Days theme) Me me me me mememe. Me me me me mememe. Me me me me MEMEME. Memememe. Memememe. Memememememeeeee! (etc.) --UnTalented 04:17, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

This reminds me

Of that one Virgin Mobile ad campaign. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:08, 25 December 2007 (UTC)