UnNews talk:JFK was Doctor Who!

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I couldn't have written this better myself. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 20:22, Nov. 24, 2013

And that, sir, is one of the best compliments I've ever had on the site. /hat tip or curtsey, depending on if I'm Zana Dark or not) (lol_ cant type lol, ok,) Aleister 21:32 24-11-13
Why don't youse guys Tweet about it and Like it and Stumble it and Reddit it and all that shit with that wonderful new piece of crap over there in the margin? Oh, by the way, did I mention I made a new social media sharing bar which may or may not work right? It's five hundred pounds of awesome in a five-pound bag. Yeah. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 24 '13 22:14 (UTC) --->>
That's what that is? I've never done social media, figured it would cut into my innernest time on the sites I play and/or write on. I removed my share tab via preferences, so that's how much I know about it. Aleister 22:14 24/11/13
Pff. If people don't share stuff from *this* uncyclopedia, how will anyone ever know where it is? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 24 '13 22:38 (UTC)
Ah, brilliant! A damn good idea, I didn't key in on that. I just have never done that share thing, do you have to be a registered user of a site to share with the site? Probably. Not for me, but anyone who is a member should share the fuck out of this site. I suggest sharing The Thinker's UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, at least with the Icelandic folk. The possibilities are endless, and that's one way of several to publicize this site. The key thing is to do something different from Wikia, and publicize it, to get the sites both put on the map. I don't know enough about innernests sites, has any other site split with both keeping the same name and both of them become wildly successful? That should happen here. Aleister 23:03 24-11-13
Yeah, and I should have a billion dollars, a talking motorcycle that can fly, and be able to throw my own private lesbian orgies with Adriana Lima, Genevieve Morton and Nina Agdal on a floating ice-cream cone in Sydney Harbor. But that's never gonna happen. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 24 '13 23:27 (UTC)
Ye pessimist! Uncyclopedia in its two forms has yet to get any publicity of note, the same as the single site standing alone never got publicity. You think that's going to last? That with the massive amount of featured material here, a hidden treasure of some of the finest satire in the English language, on two friendly sites with no ads, that the story isn't going to break someday? Ha! This site just has to do a few big things to differentiate from the wikia incarnation to make its own mark, and then both could stand tall when the spotlight shines. Just have to do some good publicity and work the phones. Aleister 00:12 24-11-13
So long as most of our stuff is the same as on the Wikia site, Google will continue to penalize us in search results for having "duplicate content." Fuckers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Nov 25 '13 0:18 (UTC)
Here you go, I just googled around and this came up. They don't cover this theory at all, that JFK and Doctor Who were the same person, so you think it's new to the literature? But on the linked page one reference to the assassination on the show itself says that if Kennedy is saved the Doctor would cease to exist. Ha! So here is the Dr. Who wiki, if someone who knows what this share stuff is about can do some sharing about this page there, thanks for all the fish (or is that some other wiki?) http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Kennedy_assassination Aleister 00:32 25-11-13
I happen to have that wiki linked in my sig. Just click on the TARDIS. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 19:28, Nov. 25, 2013
Ah, so you're a fan. The 50th show just opens the writer's up to hundreds of new possibilities. But it's horrible that Matt Smith is leaving, his Doctor and Clara Oswald have some of the best chemistry on television. And what's the best way to let that wiki know about this page, and start a stampede of hot young women to this site? Aleister 23:35 25/11/13