Zork 3

Ur Grue	Score: -9574394874	Moves: 46
> Wait a minute, I thought I KILLED the Ur-Grue! A new one appears every 3 seconds. > Dammit. Yeah. > Kill the Ur-Grue! There is no Ur-Grue here. > Fine, look for Ur-Grue You have found a Ur-Grue. You: 100/100 HP 1000/1000 MSP Ur-Grue: 500000000000000000000000000000/500000000000000000000000000000 HP ?/? MSP Cast "Scan Target" (20 MSP) Summon Religious Zealot (800 MSP) Summon Bob Dole (1200 MSP) Cast "Blinding Flash" (200 MSP) Fire lightcannon Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Cast "Avada Kedavra" (1500 MSP) Fire Kitten Launcher Fire the Hell out of Here! Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Use extreme sarcasm! Comma Attack!!! Examine Ur-Grue Summon army of grues (1000 MSP) Run straight at the Ur-Grue shouting "Die n00b!" Get Ur-Grue XYZZY!