Zork 3

Ur-Grue Fight!!	Score: ?	Moves: 47
> Scan Target The Ur-Grue is the king of all grues. It is a near-invulnerable, absolutely fucking humongous grue fused with the soul of a long-dead sorcerer way uglier than even Michael Jackson. It radiates total darkness impenetrable by most forms of light. In short, you're totally screwed. What would you like to do in your last desperate move? Summon Religious Zealot (800 MSP) Cast "Blinding Flash" (200 MSP) Fire lightcannon Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Cast "Avada Kedavra" (1500 MSP) Fire the Hell out of Here! Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Use extreme sarcasm! Open can of concentrated Whoop-Ass!!! Summon Grue-Slayer!(0 MSP) Die Shoot rubber band at Ur-Grue Engage Ur-Grue in friendly conversation