Zork 3

Aaaa!!	Score: 0	Moves: 48
> Summon Grue Slayer You summon the grue slayer! However, the Ur-Grue summons Lord Voldemort! "Imperio!" Voldemort uses the Imperius Curse! Grue Slayer turns against you, his face an expressionless blank mask, and fires his lightcannon! You now have 50 HP and 980 MSP left. Grue Slayer has 1000 HP and 1000 MSP left. What would you like to do? Use extreme sarcasm XYZZY! Chew Gum