Zork 3

Shoot the Ur-Grue	Score: -5728572509274582	Moves: 47
> I shoot the Ur-Grue with the shotgun I obtained earlier! Great move, n00b. You forgot that the shotgun was out of bullets. > Nooooooooo... Fortunately for you, the Ur-Grue DIDN'T eat you. > Thanks, buddy! A grue did. > WTF!?! *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit