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> Fire the HoH!

Wait! Haven't you read the page on the Hell out of Here? It says that you can't kill grues with a HoH!


> But that's an Ur-Grue, not a Grue!

Ok,ok. The Ur-Grue explodes in a flash of blue light.


> Hurray, I won!!!

Whoops. While you were celebrating, a grue eats you.


> YOU MOTHERFU-


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):



> I'll Kill You Next Time.

Really?


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):



> MGHUFHMVRYTWEGRTEVRREY

You Dead Twice, Remember?