Zork 3

Slash Ur-Grue with ye sword	Score: -4384196094873164	Moves: 47
> Get ye sword! You mysteriously withdraw the elven elfin sword from the depths of your bottomless back pocket. It is glowing brighter than 100000000 supernovas happening at once! > Wait... Shouldn't the Ur-Grue die from all that light? You forgot that it radiates darkness that normal light cannot penetrate. > Kill Ur-Grue You charge valiantly towards the Ur-Grue, bashing your way through all the Grues standing in your way. As it prepares to launch a fist towards you, you run up its shoulder and........ .......kill it in one blow. > What!!?!? That easy??? Yeah. However, a grue ate you. > YOU MOTHERFU- *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit