Zork 3

Ur Grue	Score: -9574394874	Moves: 48
> Open can of Whoop-Ass You don't have one. Thankfully, the Ur-Grue spends his turn gloating over your stupidity. What would you like to do? Fire lightcannon Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Use extreme sarcasm! Comma Attack!!!