Zork 3

Comma Attack!!	Score: 0	Moves: 47
You fire a comma and an apostrophe! They collide in a absolutely colossal cataclysmic nuclear explosion that causes total pwnage within a radius of 5 miles! > Did the Ur-Grue die? Yes. Unfortunately, mummy always told you never to stand in the radius of a nuclear explosion. Now, you finally appreciate how right she was. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit