Zork 3

Ur Grue	Score: -9574394874	Moves: 47
> Ooooh! A grue with and extra "Ur" attached! I'm soooo scared!!! You use Extreme Sarcasm! The Ur-Grue takes 40000000 amount of damage! UR-GRUE: 499999999999999999999960000000/500000000000000000000000000000 HP ???? MSP What would you like to do?? Eat Pie Chew on Underpants Comma Attack!!! Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Fire heat-seeking rockets! Fire the nukes! Fire lightcannon