Zork 3

Ur Grue	Score: -9574394874365	Moves: 48
> Fire nukes You fire a volley of thermonuclear bombs at the Ur-Grue! It loses a tiny fraction of its HP! > What? The Ur-Grue is mostly immune to explosions. Fortunately for you, it wastes its turn picking its teeth. Congratulations! The radiation from the nukes has given you the power to cast Ultimate Sarcasm, the most concentrated Sarcasm known to Man!! What do you want to do? Ultimate Sarcasm 15 times! Ultimate Sarcasm Heat-Seeking Rockets!