Zork 3

Ur Grue	Score: -9574394874	Moves: 47
> Blinding Flash! The Ur-Grue takes precisely 0 damage due to its protective aura of darkness. However, the light blinds it, and it wastes 3 turns groping around for you- > Extreme Sarcasm! It takes x damage, in which x is an integer. > Extreme Sarcasm! It takes x damage, in which x is an integer. > Shuddup!!! You yell, "Shuddup!", startling the Ur-Grue, causing it to fumble and step on a pin. It takes y damage, in which y is an integer. > Arrgh! I hate algebra! OK, ok. What do you want to do for your self-preservation? Summon Religious Zealot (800 MSP) Fire lightcannon Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Cast "Avada Kedavra" (1500 MSP) Fire the Hell out of Here! Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Use extreme sarcasm! Scream like a little girl Get Eaten (Come on ,you know you want to!)