Zork 3

Summon Bob Dole	Score: -1837493649374108	Moves: 47
> I summon Bob Dole, the Master of Darkness! You don't have enough MSP, n00b. > Noooo... Why do I have so little MSP? Don't I have the Golden Egg? The Golden Egg was destroyed when you turned into Chuck Norris temporarily. > Dammit! While you were sitting on the floor crying like a 2-year old, the Ur-Grue ate you. *** u r ded *** Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY): restart restore quit