Zork 3

Kitten Launch Detected...	Score: -3628746527456275627562675	Moves: 47
> Fire Kitten Launcher!! BOOOM!!!! The sheer ass-raping pwnage of the Mobile Kitten Launcher Mk III causes a 1000 gigaton nuclear explosion, instantly vaporizing the Ur-Grue and permanently knocking Earth out of its orbit! YOU WIN!!! Wait! You don't have a Kitten Launcher! *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit