Talk:War

What the hell, dogs?

too silly

--74.178.18.208 00:39, 27 March 2009 (UTC)you have average skill at editing the uncyclopedia.

I've seen better

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MrN 00:58, Mar 27

Fun fact about the Crusades

The Christian knights only won one of them. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:31, 14 March 2012

Well, if you count the Fourth Crusade where Catholic troops conquered Constantinople from fellow (but non-Catholic) Christians mainly because of a misunderstanding, two, but that's about it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 14 March 2012

That section is now historically accurate. Any more comments and we might turn into Wikipedia. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:05, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

You don't get the idea of

what war is if you put a man playing with his war dress and a rifle. You get better the image of the war if you put the photo of an old man seated on a sofà smoking a cigar and chatting about the ECONOMY and leisure time. Maybe i'm making confusion with rockefeller: what could a lovely, nice, well dressed old man have to do with death and with heads rolling on the ground? Nahh – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.10.153.133 (talk • contribs) 23:58, August 27, 2012

Sofa is spelled with a grave accent? I learn something new every day. Nominally Humane! 12:27 28 Aug

sorry I'm not native english speaker. What do you have to say about war aside from provoking? Good bye ( I even put the y in bye I'm great!) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.1.36.241 (talk • contribs) 06:41, September 20, 2012