Polish-Argentinian memewar

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The Polish-Argentinian Memewar, also known as The Slavic-Hispanic War, was an international conflict between two of the biggest meme's superpowers of their respective continents, Poland from Europe and Argentina from South America. It took place at February 22nd in 2019, in an international Whatsapp Group and lasted around 2 hours, with a clear victory for Argentina

The meme that started the war...
Left: Poles attack with Kompot. Right: Argentinian counter attack with Dulce de Leche
Argentina and Spain response to Slavic attack


Background[edit | edit source]

No one really knows the motives that led to the conflict, there were no previous signs of agression from none of two countries embassadors, and all seemed to be in peace. Iran's All-Mighty group leader was doing his regular cultural contributions about places and books when the war suddenly started.

The memewar begins[edit | edit source]

As told before, it was February 22nd, 2019, and at 16:27 hours (UTC), Poland starts the war, supported by Russia, with it's first attack: They launched a meme showing Poland and Russia trying to scare Argentina by showing a sign containing a Ę letter from Polish Alphabet. Argentina immediatly answered with the same meme, but now it was showing Argentina supported by Spain holding a sign with an ñ, trying to scare the Poles. So, with that, the first memewar was oficially going on. Poland and Russia attacked again with a Ń, but Argentina and Spain could bravely cut off the attack with the meme depicting an ü. the Polish-Russian alliance striked againg with more weird Polish letters. Argentina, that uses a pretty standard alphabet, inmediatly run out of letters to counter attack the slavic enemy, so Spain gave up the place to Uruguay, which now combined with Argentina, launched a regional attack using a Mate, and the memewar turned from a letter war to a regionalism war, and memes depicting typical foods where using by two armies from this point. While Poland fought almost all the conflict being helped only by Russia (with one exception of a battle fought by Poland alone without its ally), Argentina made a greater call to arms to most hispanics countries which it share linguistic or regional customs, being helped by Spain, Uruguay, Chile and Bolivia. Plus, Argentina had the adventage of having two embassadors in the group, instead of just one as Poland had. This allowed Argentinian memearmy to do intelligence research while making memes at same time.

Call to peace[edit | edit source]

By 17:47 hours, the All-Mighty Iranian, Great Leader of the group made a call to peace, trying to end the memewar with a clever speech where it was said that both countries embassadors where behaving like kids and tried to deviate the conflict to a pacific chat of cultural debate, but peace never last and Argentina counter attacked the last Polish-Russian meme (depicting a Vodka) with a strong Fernet with Coke image, so the conflict was again on it's wheels. Food memes keeped increasing it's damage potential (even Argentina and Uruguay used an Asado image that was poorly counterattacked by a typical pork by the slavs), until Argentina lauched a Baraja Española image, that unleashed the slavic ultimate weapon: the Gopnik (called Dresy in Poland). It lead Argentina to use its ultime resource: The Villero. But it wasn't just a simple villero, it was Mala Fama, in it's Ritmo y Sustancia mode. It was like a nuke for the slavs, and they finally surrendered at 18:40 hours, giving Argentina the right to claim for Ultimate Meme Victory.

Consequences[edit | edit source]

As a result of the ridiculous conflict, a Mexican person left the group, and there were no further chats for long time, until this article was made.


Curiosities[edit | edit source]

  • Depite of winning the war, Argentina didn't ask for war reparations or territorial compensation.
  • There was only one type of meme used in the war, it's a Spongebob meme called Scared Patrick.
  • The war was started by Poland, and like in WW2, it lost, even now being the aggressor.
  • There where no more countries involved directly in the war, depite all the nationalities embassadors that were present at the moment the war started.
  • The neutral countries included: Brazil, Iran, Pakistan, Azerbaijan, Peru, Chile, Egypt, Turkey, Mexico and Nigeria, though all them were observers.
  • Mexico's embassador left the group, but no one really cared about it.