UnGames:Confucius Says

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Are you confused, listless or bored? Does your life lack direction and meaning? Has your god huffed one too many kittens and thus forgotten about you?

Then do as millions of raving Chinese have for millennia and listen to words of wisdom from that most sublime wise man of the far east, Confucius! A million screaming Chinese can't be wrong!

Speak to us, oh great master!

Confucius Say: Prostitute with psychology degree will blow mind.

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