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I think there's worldwide demand to unveil the mystery of the uncyclopedians. People from all over the globe are anxious to see the faces and hear the voices of those sick, perverted minds. I read on a former thread about a plan to have a convention - which never happens for obivious reasons. But what about using the video for it? What do you say about starting a big collaborative video, showing the uncyclopedians in the flesh (or something like that)? Anyone gets 10-15 seconds, with strict rules (not cursing is prohibited!!) so we can keep it normal(....)? IdoSet 08:15, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I dunno, I'd feel a bit like I'd be giving the wiki part of my soul, putting a video of myself on it, and I'm not sure my contract with the devil allows that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:07, Mar 9

I see the ritual sucking out of admins' souls hasn't happened to you yet... –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:13

Oh great, I forgot about that... I hope Satan isn't too mad, last time I got into legal trouble with him he hired Johnie Cochran! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:15, Mar 9

Great post, you caught me in a bad mood so this is going to get the brunt of it. Firstly I'm sick of hearing about this collaborative video shit. Not needed, not wanted, so kindly take it somewhere else. Secondly no. Thirdly stop trying to wedge the damn thing into something it doesn't fit into. Uncyc isn't the place for this. Etc. I can now no longer be arsed to write any more (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 9, 15:15

Have to agree with Bonner. If we wanted to add videos we could do it already with the YouTube extention. The majority of people who have commented on the collaborative video option have overwelmingly voted against it. I feel the more you try to push against that the more entrenched that opinion is likely to become. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Oh, you two. The option is there to use it if you want. I used it once. It was nifty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:55, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I don't show up in pictures, moving or otherwise, which is a pity, as I just got this snazzy new cape. Also, in general we (and by that, I mean all Uncyclopedians) have a face for radio, if you catch my drift. Now, I'm not saying that the people here are ugly! Far from it. What I'm saying is that the people here are fugly. That's so much worse. I haven't seen so many potato shaped heads gathered in the same place since my last family reunion. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:55, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I have to say that if I participated in such a venture I would have to wear the severed and hollowed-out head of a capybara over my own in order to preserve the world from being blasted by the vileness of my true visage. But nevermind, the intention behind the proposal is kind of nice. ----OEJ 17:42, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Gee I don't write funny stuff so other people can see my face and give me some fame for it. I just write jokes to be funny and make people laugh. Laughter is the best medicine and it makes people forget their problems and suffering for a few minutes at best. I don't write jokes for money or to have people say what a great comedian I am. I'm more of an entertainer, a song and dance man, maybe a professional wrestler who is part ninja and pirate from the future. I don't really want my real name and real face used, when I can use a funny name and a fake but funny face just to add to the humor. Besides don't most of you worry that one day you get turned down for a job offer or get fired just because you showed your face in some funny video and your employer or potential employer found it on the Internet and matched it to your face and real name and thus discriminated against you because of it? I mean most companies don't want to hire comedians, because they think you'll be cracking jokes all day instead of doing work, unless the job calls for cracking jokes all day as your work. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

In person, I can be virtually anything but until I get a better handle on my new nature, I only show up as one particular kind of creature in video images (don't get me started). Verp 06:50, 17 March 2008 (UTC)