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Why not make me one? Sure I'm never on and would be virtually useless, but it could help maybe. Just saying. You all sound pretty desperate, so...User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:17, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Make me one as well. I like to deal with vandalism and such like the admins do.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:23, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
MAKE ME ONE AS WELL--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 07:38, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Dudes! Don't you anything about becoming an admin? The key is to never admit you want to be an admin (unless you're EMC). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:14, 31 May 2012
"You can be an admin...in your [*sparkly sound*] imagination..."

Isn't there any way to make people a sub-admin?

Like a halfway-there type of thing. Allows us to ban users for certain reasons only or for certain time periods. Are there any settings on what privileges users can have? Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 15:16, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. It's called "imagination". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:45, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Translation: No there's not, go fuck yourselfs.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:59, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

You guys aren't fooling me

I mean c'mon, you made E|M|C admin. Face it, you're desperate. You might as well start drawing straws. User:Mrthejazz/sig 23:14, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

We did draw straws. How else could I become an admin? --EMC [TALK] 21:36 Jun 6 2012

Vote to make MrTheJazz an admin

RIGHT NOW

Score: 1 + π + A Nuclear arms stockpile

Symbol for vote.svg For. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 14:19, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
Piaward.jpg Pie. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:00, 2 June 2012
Symbol for vote.svg Chicken--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:18, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG 14!!1! HAHAHAHA! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 06:15, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Screw that! Make me admın! -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-06-02T03:16

I could, lıke, add all sorts of cool shıt to your sıte. And also make all the lowercase letter Is dotless unıcode characters. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-06-02T03:16

First you have to get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face. Then, no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:31, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
@Modusoperandı: I'd also flood the sıte wıth pony pıctures and save every other user on Uncyclopedıa their tıme by doıng the pony-spammıng for them. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-06-02T03:36
We already use the pony spammer QuickPony. And you can't save any more time than that thing I just made up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:52, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
I could... uh... teach everypony on Uncyclopedıa how to use the lowercase dotless ı! Yeah! That's the tıcket! -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-06-02T04:35
You forgot to remove the dot from the i in "their"! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:09, 2 June 2012
Stop with the ponies or Zombiebaron will send you to rot in a sealed room with a candle. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 17:25, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
@Aimsplode: Agreed. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 19:52, 06/03/2012


Let's Unban Gomphog!

Now I'm just being crass. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:59, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

You mean Colonel Faggot Ass? Nah, let's not.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:28, June 7, 2012 (UTC)