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Bean-Burrito.jpg I'm having this cheeseburger. --EMC [TALK] 04:12 Apr 26 2014

I'm eating some kind of bread, but I already had dinner. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:41, 26 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
This little piggy is having roast beef. Well, not "little". And not "roast beef". And not "is" or, for that matter, "having". But the "This" and "piggy" bits are accurate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 26 April 2014 (UTC)
I ate some hot injera pie...twice. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:58, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
I had a taco salad without the shell before I got home. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:37, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Speaking of taco salad, I had this idea for a fusion restaurant. Would you ever try a fusion restaurant that mixes Mexican cuisine with Indian cuisine? User:Matthlock/sig2 07:06, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Indo-Mexican cuisine sounds pretty good, especially at the back end, ironically sounding like a tuba that fires oatmeal, which are neither Indian nor Mexican. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:35, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
You'd be the expert, since if I'm not mistaken, you once said that you play tubas that fire oatmeal. User:Matthlock/sig2 03:38, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
Well, I did choreograph Cirque du Soleil's Tubas of Oatmeal. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:11, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
I remember seeing that. That show was amazing. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:38, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
What else can I make with kumquats except garnishes? --EMC [TALK] 03:36 May 7 2014
Kumquat hats? User:Matthlock/sig2 05:05, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
An army. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:13, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
An army of kumquat hats? Rowed in groups of ten, with hundreds upon hundreds. User:Matthlock/sig2 13:27, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
Kumquats are great for making puns. And I actually ran a Indi-Mex restaurant for a while but it was logistically a nightmare - I had to replace the upholstery on the customers' seats every two weeks, and the normal eating space-toilet space ratio went completely out of the window (which we always had to have open). Leverage (talk) 13:56, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
I would be a regular patron of an indi-mex restaurant. You could call it Ginesh's Bell or something and serve tandoori chicken tacos. Speaking of which, tonight I will be eating tandoori chicken tacos (hopefully). - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 14:07, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
I like mild Indian food and I like Mexican food, as long as each are gluten free (no flour tortillas for instance), so I would probably go at least once to see if there was anything I could eat. However, if it was a chicken vindaloo burrito I'd probably have to pass. (Sadly most burritos are made with flour tortillas.) However I'd definitely be up to washing down a chicken masala taco with a mango lassi. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:43, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
I like Ganesh's Bell. That sounds a lot better than Brown People vs. The Other Type of Brown People: The Restaurant, Part I. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:40, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
I am having something something something fava beans and oil (slurpslurpslurpslurpslurp) User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:49, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
Let me guess what that "something something something fava beans and oil (slurpslurpslurpslurpslurp)" is. Is it a....duck? User:Matthlock/sig2 06:54, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
I don't dine with ducks. They are filthy animals who enjoy anal penetration far too much for my liking. User:Mrthejazz/sig 07:36, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
You say that, and you've never even seen a duck's penis. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 8 '14 7:49 (UTC)
You don't know what an Oregonian like me goes through. I get flashed by a duck every day of the week. User:Matthlock/sig2 08:00, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
According to this ducks are rapists with cork screw penises. Who knew? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:35, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
I thought everybody knew that ducks were rapists with cork screw penises. But then again, not everybody knew that Bird was the word. User:Matthlock/sig2 08:37, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
Big Bird, too. Lucky he had that stroke, so people stand a chance of getting away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:29, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
You can thank us Americans for that. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:02, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
I wouldn't brag about that. Giving people in the future a chance against a rapist Muppet was hardly an intended outcome of assaulting him with a truncheon during the 1964 Harlem riots. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:16, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, good point there. So, fuck, what was I going to say? User:Matthlock/sig2 05:08, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
You were going to say what you're having for dinner tonight. --EMC [TALK] 16:45 May 15 2014
Wait? Tonight? You mean, this night? User:Matthlock/sig2 22:26, 15 May 2014 (UTC)

Rapists with corkscrew penises really make girls wine. Leverage (talk) 07:32, 16 May 2014 (UTC)

Is that what you're having for dinner? A rapist corkscrew with a glass of red wine? User:Matthlock/sig2 13:06, 16 May 2014 (UTC)