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BENSON HASNT BEEN ON UNCYCLOPEDIA SINCE JUNE 27!!! IS THIS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE INFALLIBLE BENSON IS, IN FACT, MORTAL?? Sir C Holla | CUN --00:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

I THINK SO. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL DAY OF MOURNING FOR HIM OR SOMETHING... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:56, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

I'LL PLAY THE TAPS, WHO CAN GIVE A 21 SHOT SALUTE? Sir C

Holla | CUN --07:04, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

*FIRES 21 SHOTS AT SIR CORNBREAD* ERR... THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO, WAS IT? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:09, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

WELL, HE THRIVED AND WITHERED JUST LIKE MERE GRASS. -- Colonel Swordman 16:03, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

IF YOU READ GAMEBOY MICRO BACKWARDS, IT SAYS "BENSON IS DEAD"!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:08, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm like Fitty. I get shot all the time, so its no problem. Sir C

Holla | CUN --06:58, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

WE SHOULD HONOR BENSON'S MEMORY WITH THAT RESKIN MADE A WHILE BACK. --User:Nintendorulez 16:14, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

BENSON ISN'T DEAD! HAVE YOU PUNY MONKEYS NOT REMEMBERED THAT BENSON CANNOT DIE? BENSON HAS JUST BEEN BUSY. BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! --Benson 17:59, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

YAY! BENSON IS BACK!!! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:02, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

YES!! Sir C

Holla | CUN --20:14, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

YAY! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:32, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

WOOHOO! --User:Nintendorulez 13:05, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Colonel Swordman who is, coincidentally, neither a Colonel nor a swordman. Note the 50 year old cell phone, used to call his 50 year old friends.

GREAT! SO, ARE YOU READY TO ANSWER MY EIGHT QUESTIONS? OR HAVE YOU COME BACK HERE TO DIE AS A HOPELESS RETARD? -- Colonel Swordman 21:21, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

I'M SURE HE COULD EASILY SAY THE SAME TO YOU. --User:Nintendorulez 13:05, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Are you really so hopeless to the point that you have dedicated yourself to spamming a piece of garbage? May I say "DUH"? -- Colonel Swordman 13:25, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Sayeth the same person with equal fault in perpetuating this nonsense in the Dump. Enough already. Let's get some new topics. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:16, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

And you aren't spamming the entire forum with your BENSON-bashing? Honestly, just leave a goddamn response there already. --User:Nintendorulez 12:32, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

BENSON IS ENJOYING HIS VACATION FOOLS! DO NOT TEMPT BENSON'S WRAITH! Benson

OH GREAT BENSON, WHERE ARE YOU VACATIONING? --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:03, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

BECAUSE WE WANT ~~TO STALK YOU~~ TO KNOW! --SN W | T 20:35, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

BENSON IS CERTAINLY DEAD... JULY 25 WAS HIS LAST CONTRIB. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 03:17, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT OUR FEARLESS LEADER. BENSON DOES NOT DIE. --Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:43, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

OH REALLY? JULY 25, THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY, IT IS. THANK YOU, BENSON. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 05:45, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

A GOD CAN NOT DIE FOOLISH MONKEY Benson 04:51, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

I never doubted.