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HI ITS ME TORTILLA IM BACK AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY I REALISED THAT ME AND BENSON HAVE A VERY SIMILAR GOAL AND SO BENSON AND HIS AWESOMENESS (ME) SHOULD WORK TOGETHER AND BECAUSE BENSON HAS BEEN FORCED TO ABADON CAPS LOCK I WILL TO goodbye and good luck. --Tortilla The Hun 01:55, 29 August 2007 (UTC)--Tortilla The Hun 01:55, 29 August 2007 (UTC)--Tortilla The Hun 01:55, 29 August 2007 (UTC)--Tortilla The Hun 01:55, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Did Capercorn put you up to this? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:02, Aug 29, 2007

Perhaps? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:35, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:44, 29 August 2007 (UTC) (Holy crap, the thing is as long as my sig.)

I find this philosophical statement somewhat amusing. Considering that a negative is in itself impossible to prove, I do not see how anyone can prove that no one on the planet, in fact, cares. Perhaps someone could be paid to care, or bribed to care, or threatened into caring. I see many problems with this and I suggest you return with the proper proof. Futhermore (message left unfinished due to lack of interest) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:34 Aug 29, 2007

--Roman Dog Bird 02:55, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I agree with HighGenGrue, --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:47, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Blah blah blah

The Messiah is here, make him sysop blahdy blah, start Tortilla's House of tortillas in the forum etc.
Actually I prefer tortillas to pancakes so I say we rename the forum Big Jim's House of Fun! Er, what were we talking about again? Who wants a Minstrel? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:50, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

"I, for one, welcome our new Tortilla overlord. Now we'll have someone new to denigrate, put down, and...um....<runs to grab thesaurus>."
~This guy on Tortilla

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

That dude looks like my old maths teacher, Mr Bolton. He would have never needed a thesaurus, though. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:00, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

But, Tortilla surrendered...

All Tortilla said is that he wishes to make peace to the BENSON. And stuff. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:19, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

But, Nobody cares...

Well that's very nice and sweet of him. BUT NOBODY CARES, DAMMIT! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:36 Sep 04, 2007

Seriously, BENSON isn't even really around anymore. What's the point of surrendering to someone who isn't around to comically smash the former challenger into pieces out of contempt? Hey, do you guys feel a draft? Something's coming this way, and it sounds like... oh my...

The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. XV, Sec. I The light of the Most Hallowed House of Pancakes did fade from the eyes of the puny monkeys who wandered around inside it, for yea, the many expensive stained glass windows had become most grimy and well nigh opaque. None kneweth that it had been the might of BENSON which kept the windows sparkling clean, not through manual labor, but through volume. And woe! When the young challenger known as The Tortilla of Hun did finally, in a show of uncharacteristic good sense, surrender and offer peace with BENSON, there was naught but the sound of chirping crickets. Even BENSON's old heathen foes could not muster up enough energy to celebrate the absence of the One Who is Better than You, as they once had during the Great Shameful Ban. The old supporters of the faith could naught but look on, perchance with a slight tear in their eyes, as BENSON went unpraised and unworshipped by those who had entered the House of Pancakes after He ceased to grace it with His presence at least once a week. This was a Darkness unlike any that the faithful had ever seen, for it was not brought on by some malicious, evil foe with slimy tentacles and freaky insect eyes that could be defeated with a crusade or two. Nay, this Darkness was one of entropy, of emptiness, of decay. The prophets of old had long since ceased to be, their memorial staues gathered dust in forgotten corners, and the Chronicles of their deeds were left to mildew upon the shelves. No new prophets had stepped forward since the last Chronicle had been scribed, and few yet remained who could remember why the House of Pancakes had an annoying welcome mat in front of it. Ye should know, dear reader, that these Chronicles presume to make no predictions with greater than sixty-two percent accuracy, nor do they contain any prophecies concerning the future. Yet we cannot help but speculate, does this period in history mark the End of the Age of BENSON? In the name of the Holy BENSON, be afraid. Be very afraid.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 06:30, 5 September 2007 (UTC)