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UWGA (Uncyclopedian Writers Guild of America and various other less important countries) is going on strike. Enough is enough. My friends, my peers, my honkey tonks... we have been through enough mistreatment from the higher ups. It is time for us to RAPE AND PILLAGE go on strike~!

• What is our pay? $0.00! NOTHING~ BOOM BAM BANANA! NOT EVEN WITH SAVINGS.

• Where is our respect? Somewhere in our mom's gaping vagina (paraphrased from Uncyclopedian work contract).

OUR ANSWER TO THIS?

S-S-S-STTTTRRRRRRRRIIIIIIKKKEEEEEE!!!!! (baseball)

So, I bid a temporary farewell to Uncyclopedia for it is time to support my Union. And so should you! See you in front of Uncyclopedian headquarters. Don't forget to bring your pickets!

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

13:29, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

I have been authorised on behalf of The Uncyclomedia Foundation to make you an offer to help resolve this dispute. We are prepared to double your current salary and holiday allowance. The Uncyclomedia Foundation values all its employees highly and would hate to lose writers of your calibre. Also, we have Mafia strike-breakers waiting in a dirty grey van around the corner. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:21, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Wait we get a salary? Too bad I don't have the money to buy a pickett but I'll go with your offer.--Scott 04:25, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Zero times two is still zero, Codeine. --Andorin Kato 20:24, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

*stares blankly at Andorin Kato* What...did you just say...in BHOP...? --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 23:43, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

What, you've never tried Truth before? You gotta try some. It trips you the fuck out. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:19, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, I just discovered something. I am the 'owl' in 'howl'. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:00, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I bet on you being the 'ho', in the office pool. Pity. On the plus side, we have a pool in the office. Refreshing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Down with this sort of thing! --YeOldeLuke 22:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)