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Well, basically I had the idea about a month ago to try and set up a sort of Uncyclopedia Xbox Live gaming clan, where Uncyclopedians could join up and go around beating the shit out of other groups of people in various games, have a friendly (or unfriendly) game with each other, and just generally have a laugh while following the "Be funny and don't be a dick" rule. I don't know what people think of this so I thought i'd stick it up here and see what kind of reaction I got. Further details can be decided if we get enough people to form a decent sized group

I don't have an Xbox, but my friends, who I've known since birth practically and was born only six days before (they're twins), have one, and I once got them banned from Xbox Live for two weeks because I trash talked too much. It's not my fault though. If you're a girl and you go on Xbox Live, as soon as they find out you're a girl they start hitting on you. And by they I mean all the lonely nerds playing Halo. Which I kick butt at, FYI. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 21:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
All the girls I play with get mad at me because I always think they're just 12 year old boys and I make fun of them. Then they tell me they're really girls and I feel bad. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:46 7 Feb, 2008)
I don't know exactly what I sound like, but I do know that I don't sound much like a girl. Except when I sing. But I don't do that on Xbox live. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 21:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
I always get the kids who think they can sing. I know I can sing, I don't need a bunch of people hearing it over a shitty mic. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:15 7 Feb, 2008)
I never understood that. How does it go, like, "Oh damn, you killed me again. Well, what else can I do but launch into a spirited rendition of 'You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want' from Avenue Q?" Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 00:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
See, I like to reply by simply reciting lyrics. "Now I'm jocking on your bitch ass. And if we get to fighting, then I'm cocking on your bitch ass. You catch me at your local party. (yes I crank it every day) Haters are getting mad, because I have got me some baby makers." And I read it just like that, too. The white people way. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 01:24 8 Feb, 2008)
Hell I once got someone on Halo 3 who decided to start badly singing Linkin Park and some rap lyrics. It's was highly annoying. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 9, 10:29
Yeah, but every once in a while you're playing with Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, and can relax and game contentedly as they soothe you with their beautiful harmonies and 40-year-old political message. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:42, Feb 9
I once had a guy who hauled his whole band into his living room to play some of their songs into the mic while we played. They sucked. Then he sent us all messages with links to their Myspace. I spammed it with pictures of dildos. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 16:59 9 Feb, 2008)
HAHA That's the best thing i've heard all week. *Makes note to turn music off if he's ever playing with SysRq* BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 9, 18:35
Dude it's not "I got my some baby makers" it's "I got me some bathing apes". They're shoes. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 18:40, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Gotcha. Maybe I should get me a pair. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 18:53 9 Feb, 2008)
I actually like your lyrics better. We should write to Soulja Boy. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 22:38, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
I'm bouncin' on your rose! Watch me soopa soak your windows! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:12 9 Feb, 2008)

I'mma pass it to Queen Mab, and she gonna wank it up fa sho! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 01:00, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Heirs wanna be me, Soulja Boy, I'm a man, dey be lookin fo my knickers sayin "this is the wrong van How he do it? He's a bad man. Bring it to him!" ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 01:08 10 Feb, 2008)
No, you can't Poo Lit like me. Flo, just don't Poo Lit like me. Moe, I see you trying to Poo Lit like me. Man, that mitt was loopy! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 01:15, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Soulja Boy up in this bowl! Watch me eat all of your rolls! Watch me crank it to ya house and soopa vote in that poll! Now watch me poo! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 01:27 10 Feb, 2008)
Soulja Boy off in this troll! Watch me prank and watch me mock. Super hand that crow, then watch me gank that robo-trollop. Super Ganesh, now watch me flock. Flockin' masturbators, man. When I do that Soulja Boy I ween to the left and wank that bling now CLLUUUUUEEEEE! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 01:35, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Kat, I think I'm falling for you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 01:52 10 Feb, 2008)
I, for one, am proud to be The Only Human Being On The Planet Who Hasn't Heard That Song. Don't bother linking me to some youtube vid, I won't click it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:14, Feb 10
Maybe I'll just put up a better video. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 17:13 10 Feb, 2008)

A better video.

Wow, you're right! That is a great video! Thanks, SysRq! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:22, Feb 10
You're welcome, douche! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 17:27 10 Feb, 2008)

A better better video


Period(.) --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 05:04, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Sign here with Gamertag and sig if you're interested

Sign here with Steam Community name if you're not interested

Orange Box > Xbox.(Period) --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:01, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Err...Orange Box = On Xbox 360. (Period) BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 7, 07:42
Also on PC. Comma. I mean period. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:12 7 Feb, 2008)
That's an odd steam community name full stop Spang talk 20:34, 07 Feb 2008
I like MAX.(period) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 17:01 9 Feb, 2008)

PERIOD --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 06:03, 10 February 2008 (UTC)