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BENSON! THERE'S A FAKE BENSON!

<BENSON> HELP!

<BENSON> BENSON's Identity has been stolden!\

<BENSON> THe benson with all caps in his name is not me!

<BENSON> Hes steraling my identity!

<BENSON> go to User:BENSON and User:Benson

<BENSON> User:BENSON is an imposter!

<BENSON> HELP!

So there you have it. User:Benson needs help. But we already knew that. --ENeGMA 17:09, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

How do we help him? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:21, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Send him a fruit basket and some cottage cheese. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:22, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson is too powerful for [insert whatever you said here]. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:24, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Noone is to powerful for cottage cheese! --The Zombiebaron 19:27, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Not even Benson is too powerful for cottage cheese. But seriously, help Benson! Benson 20:39, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson is awsome, and the rest of us are puny, why can't Benson help himself? BENSON must be the Anti-Benson! --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 14:22, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

User:BENSON was PantsMckenzie all along, and he was just "joking". BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! Benson 21:04, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

You do realize that you just decreed that User:BENSON is better than everyone else, right? Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 22:25, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Poor samll minded Famine. YOu think in such a 5 dimentional way. Benson 23:39, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Soon to be a movie version:

We got motherfucking BENSON on Uncyclopedia!

--2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 14:22, 9 June 2006 (UTC)