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Dear Stephan, I just want to inform you

That I fucking hate you.

You think you're all that, because you play the sax

But I fucking hate you.

I play the cello, and eat lots of Jell-O

But Tabitha prefers you.

I'm smarter and more creative, but I get ignored.

Go to hell, you asshole you.

If I see you hug or even touch her again,

I'm breaking your fucking hands.
A nice warning to my friend Stephan. You guys like it? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:45, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
You're not fooling us. You don't know Stephan. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Listen man, leave Stephan alone! You're just obsessed with Tabitha! --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:06, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
... So? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
What I'm saying is, man, I don't know your friends, man. I have a deep inclination towards paper shredders. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:12, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
You're teh ausum. I rape yo baby? I suck yo toes? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:13, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
All I saw was "Fucking fucking asshole fucking". That sounds gross. S-984 01:51, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
You're gross. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:44, 28 April 2009 (UTC)