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WE MADE IT!!!

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:22, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: the 40,000th article better be a good article also wouldn't this count as an article as well 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:37, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

the 40000th article should be "this page is the 40000th article[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 21:50, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

We finally made it! And we have 185 active editors right now, apparently! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:18, 22 May 2025 (UTC) source?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 13:25, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: The main page Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:25, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm wondering, tho, which was the 40,000th article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:28, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

your mom – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

 Confirmed. MrX blow me 15:00, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

erm, according to my calculations (recent changes), the 40000th article was... User:DepetraQuiz. unless the counter is wrong, or userpages don't count as articles. gergdown, eh (talk) 13:35, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: userpages aren't articles (just like forums or Uncyclopedia pages), so it must have been something else. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:42, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

well then, it could be Template:Economics (if templates count), Uncyclopedia:VFH/Clairvoyance among dinosaurs (if VFH's count), UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time‎ | landenter‎ | shutdownuncyc (if UnGames count), UnNews:Boeing receives giant order for Kamikaze planes from Qatar (if UnNews count), ᛋᛋ‎ (if redirects count, this was actually made directly before this forum was made), Why?:Is this the greatest article of all time? (if Why? counts), and Darth Penis (if all else fails)... gergdown, eh (talk) 13:48, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: I'm pretty sure anything that's not inside mainspace doesn't count as an article (neither do redirects); so that must mean the honor of being proclaimed Uncyclopedia's 40,000th article goes to none other than Darth Penis. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:52, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Funny enough, Wikipedia is about to reach 7 million articles. This is further proof that they have no life. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:02, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: i dont mean to be an debby downer but msot of the 180 active users make like three at most edits a month and go dormant for a long while.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif]] (talk) 00:16, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

Well, Wikipedia just hit 7,000,000 articles last night, it appears. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:37, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

And at least half of those selfrighteous shills got carpal tunnel syndrome jerking themselves off over it. Also I just looked at their main page. Their in the news section is all sports, never thought I'd see that. MrX blow me 14:59, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

look at this way: the wikipediafags document every fucking thing on the earth. they don't care how relevant it is or whether or not anybody beyond college kids researching ti for requirements could give two flying fucks about it. as long as you have one reliable source™ you get a spot. i have never understood why they have articles on everything Tolkien, even having a whole goddamn article on the relationship between the Master of Fantasy and women.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:02, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

True, but then half the time something notable gets deleted depending on which posse attacks it, and notable information gets removed from articles by fanboys, like removing controversies from articles about politicians and stuff. Kind of the opposite of Jimmy Wales' "sum of all human knowledge" thing lol. MrX blow me 15:06, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

I mean...that is true. I once read the trump article and noticed it had controversies. Every. damn. controversy orange man has ever been involved in. Obama? Just deny the controversies and slap far right™ on said controversies.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:11, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Exactly. Just go the talk page archives of someone like AOC. It's actually hilarious. MrX blow me 15:17, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Okay. I will. Edit: I remember a dude on one of the tolkien pages got dogpiled for saying that tolkien-related academia favoured the idea that Tolkien scholarship tended to see the Valar as pagan gods rather than archangels. I know this is very minor stuff but so much for trying to be accurate to reality, I guess. I think it was on the christianity in middle-earth page.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:22, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Lol yeah, they can get crazy there. MrX blow me 15:24, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

ok, so apparently, according to the template at the bottom of that page the English Wikipedia's 2 millionth article was about the Spanish show El Hormiguero. wtf 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:25, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

¡Vale! MrX blow me 15:36, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

now anyways...modern uncyclopedia sucks harder than journalists sucking wikipedia's dick. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

Pretty sure this place always sucked. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:46, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

I could probably get a free blowjob from wikipedia's editors as long as I have a reliable source™. Anyways Wikipedia sucks and should replace its reliable source with primary sources.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:48, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

how do we revive uncyclopedia now? (talk) 14:35, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Mainly we keep writing as much comedy as we can. And share it as much as we can. Resolving the issue I know you've already seen me talk too much about would help too. MrX blow me 18:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC)