Category:Nursery rhymes

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Nursery rhymes were scriptures and incantations taught to young children, obviously in the nursery. It was traditionaly believed that such rhymes were useful in aiding young children to learn better and developing essential basic skills. However, as modern scholars have discovered, it was in fact a fallacy. These Nursery rhymes were full of evil and were, not surprisingly, Islamic curses developed by Allah.

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• Cavemen
• Sex
• Prophet Muhammad
• Allah