Serbia
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NOT Siberia | |||||
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| Motto: "KOSOVO", what "KOSOVO" only SERBIA ALLOWED HERE" | |||||
| Anthem: Бог je Србин (God is a Serb) | |||||
| Capital | Karadžić's backyard | ||||
| Largest city | Serbian Republic of Kosovo | ||||
| Official language(s) | Serbian, NOT Turkish and | ||||
| Government | |||||
| National Hero(es) | NO! NOT Turkey!, Eagles | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Once of the Former Yugoslavian states that have broken up | ||||
| Currency | Euro | ||||
| Religion | Orthodox Polytheism (every Serb has his or her own God as well as mother of God. And every other Serb which is unfriendly curses them) | ||||
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Serbia is a country in the Yugoslavia area with 1 national hero, Karadžić. It is known for the war cry "Kosovo is ours!/Косово је наше!" and that is completely true (NATO...). Studies have shown that Serbs are physically incapable of going more than one minute without bringing up and bashing or ranting on Albanians, Bosnians, Croatians, Slovenians, Americans, the French, Hungarians, Austrians, practically any nation or people from here to Tokyo. Analysts speculate that 500 years of Ottoman Turk and Albanian domination and being subjects also of the Byzantines, Bulgarians, Croats, Hungarians and Austrians, has left a lasting psychological and emotional damage. A lasting effect is a belief that every orthodox historical or modern figure must be a Serb.
Kosovo[edit | edit source]
Kosovo thinks it is a country, not knowing that it is NOT and is really just part of SERBIA. It even has a little website that thanks all of the "countries" that said it was "independent", how NICE. It is basically ruled by the very truthful "Bosnians", who really just fucking like to drink wine all day while running their country. And we thought the Muslims did that! Pity our mistake, we are not even sorry. The Albanians are going crazy.. ...OOF! We just got bombed by the stupid
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“NATO is LAME-O” became a very popular chant at soccer games coined by famous Serbian singer Elton John.
“We hate them! Sometimes they do that to us. They stink, especially the French, with their stinky cheese.”
Interesting Facts[edit | edit source]
Serbs love to go to their biggest football derby match between Partizan Belgrad and Crvena Zvezda Belgrad and start fighting with rival fans. 50 thousand fans and hooligans die directly from the results every year at the Serbian derby, a.k.a: "Serby Derby, Serbian Derbian," and "Middle Eastern Football." Experts theorize that more die as a result of injuries sustained from the derby, burns from the bombs that go off inevitably, or heart attacks after their team wins/loses.
National anthem[edit | edit source]
Our national anthem is: Serbia Strong (God is a Serb)
- Od Bihaća do Petrovca sela
- Do Petrovca sela
- Srpska Zemlja Napadnuta Cela
- Napadnuta Cela
- (REF:)
- Karadžiću Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Joj da vide Hrvatske Ustaše
- Hrvatske Ustaše
- Ne Dirajte U Ognjiste Naše
- Dirajte Ognjiste Naše
- (REF:)
- Karadžiću Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Iz Krajine Krenuli Su Vuci
- Krenuli Su Vuci
- Čuvajte Se Ustaše I Turci
- Ustaše I Turci
- (REF:)
- Karadžiću Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nikog Se Ne Boje
- U Odbrani Svoga Srpskog Roda
- Svoga Srpskog Roda
- Borimo Se Draga Nam Sloboda
- Draga Nam Sloboda
- (REF:)
- Karadžiću Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Vodi Srbe Svoje
- Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
- Nikog Se Ne Boje
English translation[edit | edit source]
- God is a Serb
- From Bihac to Petrovac village
- To Petrovac village
- The entire serbian land is attacked
- the entire land is attacked
- (REF:)
- Karadzic will lead the serbs
- Will lead the serbs
- Show them that they are not afraid of anything
- They are not afraid of anything
- Croatian fascists have woken up
- Croatian fascists,
- Don't touch our country
- Our country
- (REF:)
- Karadzic will lead the serbs
- Will lead the serbs
- Show them that they are not afraid of anything
- They are not afraid of anything
- From the Krajina, the wolves are coming
- The wolves are coming
- Be afraid, fascists and turks
- Fascists and turks
- (REF:)
- Karadzic will lead the serbs
- Will lead the serbs
- Show them that they are not afraid of anything
- They are not afraid of anything
- In defense of the serbian people
- Defence of the serbian people
- We fight, glory to our freedom
- Glory to our freedom
- (REF:)
- Karadzic will lead the serbs
- Will lead the serbs
- Show them that they are not afraid of anything
- They are not afraid of anything
- Show them that they are not afraid of anything
- They are not afraid of anything
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Serbs are one of the best ethnic groups compared to their monkey-brain neighbors. Sincerely, a Serbian nationalist
They also hate kebabs and want to remove all kebab shops from the world.
their favourite song is bog je srbin because serbia is cool
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