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Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Repeats unwords. Crimethink unwords. Ref 11th ed Newspeak dictionary.
Miniplenty feeds Party, proles. Makes rations, bodywares. Makes plenty. Chocorat 20gm increased.
Minipax keeps pax. Floating fortresses unsinkful.
Minitrue rectifies malreports. Verifies Times.
Miniluv crimestopper. Keeps goodthink. (more...)
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*... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
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- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
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