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| UNCYCLOPEDIA - LOOK, THE REAL DEAL!!! CONTENT-FR33!!! | Item number: 666-1337-69-42 |
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 “Peter…” My mother asks me as the titles to Loose Women roll. “Why don’t you get a job?” “But I can’t get a job mother, haven’t you heard about the economic crisis? There are no jobs!” I patronise, with only the faintest idea of what an economy might be. “Pah!” Father pipes up re-ruffling his paper. “That’s just an excuse for those pithy paper pushing poofs. I bet you don’t even know what the economy is!” “Sure I do, it’s, erm, the jobs ratios or—god is that the time!? I have to go!” “Go where?” He says lowering the paper. “It's not like you have a job.” And therefore I don't have a life, obviously. Were you actually trying be ironic there? “When is it you’re on that cruise again?” I ask as my parting shot. Stupid retired people, they don’t want to work and get away with it! (Full article...) |
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