User talk:Shabidoo/archive8

As radio-active white as a pre-post war Hiroshima evening. --ShabiDOO 06:34, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

I am going to fill your talk page with the most offensive word I know — poopy. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:08:00 2013/04/06 UTC

Krypton

Hi bro! It's been a while! I was reading our article and laughed a lot, I proofread it, made some minor changes and threw the whole thing in mainspace. I wonder if we could nom it.. At this point, I think it is pretty hilarious though :) Mattsnow 07:30, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

I nommed it, I hope it's OK, with you :) Here. Mattsnow 09:04, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey Matt. It wasnt a bad idea to nominate it. If I get the chance Ill make a few edits to make the article more coherent and consistant. But yeah...there are a couple truly helarious moments. We must colaborate again. --ShabiDOO 18:16, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Cool! If it doesn't work, we can still tweak it and nom it again. My e-mailed address changed since the other was hacked, my new one is mattaidepikiw@hotmail.com, just send me a message, I couldn't import my contacts since a freaking Algerian took control of it and changed the password! BTW, I made some co-workers read Door Handle (our other collab) and they were laughing their asses off :) Mattsnow 18:44, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

VFH:UnReviews:The Crimean War

I nominated my HMC article, UnReviews:The Crimean War, after Aleister and Zombiebaron got theirs featured, and would be very very gratefull if you voted for it (am I allowed to say that?) after the extremly nice Pee Review you gave. IFYMB! 15:18, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

What the fuck Shab?

Fucking blanker-troll :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:26, 5 May, 2013 (UTC)

lol. What are you talking about? --ShabiDOO 19:06, 5 May 2013 (UTC)

Bizzare...i havent even looked at his userpage for weeks. This isnt the first time this has happened. I can assure you i have better things to do than blank peoples user page. --ShabiDOO 19:08, 5 May 2013 (UTC)

Oh okay. So someone knows your password eh? If I'd be you, I'd change it before anything bad happens... if you know what I mean... No, not that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:57, 6 May, 2013 (UTC)

Its hard to believe that someone would hack my account just to blank part of someones page. But yeah...I'll change my password. And yes...I know what you mean...tomorrow...at the steel factory...bring your blowtorch. --ShabiDOO 16:01, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

Andorra

Remember how you gave me a push to my article in progress on Andorra? Well, I've worked some more on it but I need a little more help from you if that's okay. Don't delete anything I already got, I find it hilarious, but add on where I left off. Thanks. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:03, 11 May 2013 (UTC)

Shabs, are you there? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:02, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

YAY!

Thanks from those edits on that stupid, idiotic, disgusting, horrible, terrifying, childhood-ruining peach of shit aka that Mr-ex777 article I created :) You made it funnier, and not just funnier, but funny as well! Thanks Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:05, 10 June, 2013 (UTC)

Lol. No worries. Maybe we can make something of this article. --ShabiDOO 13:13, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

AWWWWWW you made some more edits aww your edits made me cry of your amazingness awww you're so kind. They also made me to regret that I even started doing something like this and that you should have done it from the beginning AWWW. That's so adorable. *hugs and kisses* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:15, 10 June, 2013 (UTC)

What?

What is RetroWeek? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:39 21 July 2013

It's something we did last year. We refeatured our favourite articles. Mainly to deal with a lack of new featurable articles, but also to see them featured again. Nominate some older articles you love and vote on them. --ShabiDOO 20:00, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Okay, I get it now. Sounds like fun. Also, what if something was written in 2012 but featured in 2013? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:14 21 July 2013

The only limitation I think there should be...is that nothing written OR made featured article in 2013 should be nominated. Otherwise we would push retro beyond all sense and sacredness. The retro gods would go to war with us. A holy jehad against retro-abuse. And we would lose. --ShabiDOO 23:29, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Cool, thanks for that. Why did you nom Nobody cares if it was feautered in 2006 though? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:52 21 July 2013

We'll refeature one or two articles from every year from 2006-2012 :) --ShabiDOO 01:40, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

I've gone banana's

Disregarding the terrible pun above, I realized that I started a new Happymonkey Writting Contest format and NEVER went through with it. My only question is... When do you want to start? (PS. I wrote this on both sites to try to reach you faster) --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 05:20, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Hey Happymonkey...how goes? I did a happy monkey a few months ago. I think it wouldn't be popular during the summer...so if you want to do one in October...I think that would be cool! My mother is a traffic sign. --ShabiDOO 18:06, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

All is well. I suppose. Everytime I visit I ask to hold an event and never get around to it... Idk how long I will be staying. Um... My mother is a human. Its a shame to hear about yours being intimate? I think... --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 18:22, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Oh yay! TWO Happymonkey's per year?! SUPAH wonderful! I hope that I can climb up from the sea of un-finished userspace-projects before October. My last Happymonkey-topic is still under construction :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:31, 11 August, 2013 (UTC)

Did I know you? Did you know me? Are we related? That sucks because I thought you were hot. But for real... I'd LIKE to do one, but I need Sabidoo's help. I want to have more that 20 or so contestants. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:02, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

I do remember your crazy epileptic signature, AND I joined the site at November 2010 so you were around then... atleast by the start of 2011 when I was setting up my fire... but back then I was really a damn kid so I had lots of problems of writing english OR understanding a word of it so I believe we never had any discussion going on... so I think I /knew/ you but I don't I /know/ you. Get it? Fine. Neither did I. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:07, 12 August, 2013 (UTC)

The only way we will get even 15 contestants is to do it on both wikis. I'd be happy to cross coordinate it. Will you promise to be around in October if we hold it? --ShabiDOO 13:07, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Well thats the problem. School. I came because I have a lot of free time on my hands at the time being. Once school hits, my physics teacher is going to change that. And hopefully my soon-to-be employer. So no promises... But I am here for now. It's your call bud, if you really don't want to do it now than thats fine, sleep on it or something. Or sleep with it. It's a pretty sexy thought. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 16:58, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Bah, my vacation is over. My schools started today again. BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME ON THIS SITE! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:34, 13 August, 2013 (UTC)

One does not simply WASTE time on uncyclopedia. ONE SAVOURS IT -Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 14:11, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

Forumz!

Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded Yes. Vote it. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:17, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Krypton

I asked a friend to take a look at it and she thinks it's hilarious. It's Lizbink, she's collabing with me on this. A pretty hilarious rookie she is, she's learning the ropes of editing, I bet she'd be ecstatic if you'd go greet her :). I'll give Krypton some minor tweaks :) -- Mattsnow 10:13, 21 August 2013 (UTC)

Lizbink did the proofreading on Krypton, I think we can nom it :) Mattsnow 13:04, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

Looks like people like it, it's great :) There is a lot of work that went in it :D Mattsnow 17:46, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

Hola camola

Soopy pishoopi —  (talk) (contributions) 00:08:34 2013/08/28 UTC

The day we thought would never come has arrived :P

Look what's on the front page, all that work was worth it. Congrats to us! Mattsnow 09:36, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Rock and roll. I'm glad it finally got featured duder. What will we write next? :) --ShabiDOO 13:40, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

Days of the week friendly competition that shabidoo will win and everyone else will fail

Your topic is WEDNESDAY

It goes without saying that you will win...so there's nothing more to say. --ShabiDOO 16:51, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

--ShabiDOO 16:49, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Hello!

I'm sorry I haven't talked to you in a while, but two weeks ago I found out that one of my articles had been featured, 23 August! I was happy when I actually found out. XD So, how are you? -- the dorky contralto 22:45, 12 September 2013 (UTC)

Week contest

My sincere 'pologies for not doing a very good article in your week contest. On my limited time on the computer this week I spent some of it on uncy, and of the majority of the time on uncy I was polishing and editadditing Oz which will soon be featured on another site. And I am so limited in time that I will read and judge the other articles at some point in the next few days, but not today. It's a tragedy, but so is Romeo and Juliet (a red link? disgraceful!). Thanks for organizing such a good event yet again. Aleister 14:42 17-9-'13

Yeah. Some articles we spend a day on and its our best work (happy monkey competition) and other ones we spend a week and then another and a month and then a couple years (my summer vacation in saudi arabia). I'm sure it'll be another Aleister masterpiece in a jiffy! Or a spliffy. Or a water fall of zhriffys. Or an osterich laying a brick instead of an egg. Or the grand visier of Istanbul eating a brick for breakfast. Or a jiffy. You dig it dawg? --ShabiDOO 18:56, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Scoring page won't work(s) for me, so...

...here are my scores, which I've posted if you would be kind enough to post them As you see I did not rate your page in the top three, as it was way too good to even label, kind of like an off-category mountain climb in cycling. It's just not scorable, being so well written and all. So my first place vote goes to Happy Monkey's wonderful page, so he gets 5 points. And two pages tie for second, IFYMBA's and Red Hot's, so they get two points each (2nd and 3rd a combined four points), giving IFYMBAIN 16 points. This ties you for first place, something I could not have calculated even if I used my abacus, and is purely coincendental (although in fact, both yours and IFYHHNVIO's are so good that there is no way to vote one over the other). Thanks again for the great contest, and if you could place my scores in (I'll try once more but may not be able to edit past this one note, although it now works). Aleister 15:52 19-9-'13

Contesting

Speaking of me, when are we doing my (and 1/52nds Aleisters) contest? Im jammed until next weekend. I'm thinking September 1st? What about you? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 00:15, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

Hey duder. I think september 1st was a couple weeks ago. If you were drunk and high on low grade angel dust and snake bites...then you probably meant october 1st. For me...the first two weeks of October are a little difficult. But if you wanna do it in the second last weeks...I'd be happy to participate. As I've run the last few happymonkeys...I wasn't able to participate. It'll be nice to write an article for it. Just make sure Aleister can participate....cause it wouldn't be happymonkey ... without happymonkey and aleister. You dig me bro? --ShabiDOO 00:30, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

Nah bro, Im too busy being drunk and high on low grade angel dust and snake bites... Whatever that means. I was hoping to just stick with being the honourable judge tbh. But regardless Aliester is a big must. ALIESTER! WHERE ARE YOU? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:46, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

IC

I've started IC again, would you like to help us out? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:00, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Hey IFFIFIFIFIYMYMYMYMBBBBBBBB. Uh...I might. What is IC? --ShabiDOO 00:13, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

This thing here - Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:42, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

Hey Shabi

Can I talk to you sometime soon? Like on IRC PM or something. —  (talk) (contributions) 19:21:37 2013/09/28 UTC

Muere España

Manoloa Escobar dies and the Queen turns 75 all in the same weekend. I think you need to help me rejig the Spain article. Leverage (talk) 13:52, 26 October 2013 (UTC)

YES! The trick is taking these and making it funny for the general reader. It will be helarious in any case. Any ideas? --ShabiDOO 14:05, 26 October 2013 (UTC)

I don't dislike the current article, but I think it would be restricting for us to keep up the joke about history class. I think the key is just to flesh out a potted history of the country (I had a bash at this for Catalonia but I know very little about Spanish history) and then just - as you say - doing stuff for the general reader: football, bullfighting, language, food, drink, religion, perhaps? Leverage (talk) 14:41, 26 October 2013 (UTC)

OK, I have had a little go. It's bigger, I don't know if it's funnier. Please bring some native expertise to it, especially for the history part! Leverage (talk) 12:58, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

Shabido, help me man

Oh fuck, you have to help me. I went out trick and treating starting at about 6 a.m. on Halloween and got caught up in it, and my bag of candy and pot now weighs about a hundred and fifty pounds and I was dragging it down the street around dinnertime when the goblins grabbed me and roughed me up. I'm in some alley, I can't place it by the smells (somewhere near the docks?) but I know for a fact they dressed me in a horse suit and wrapped the top half around my head real tight, so all I can do is use my hoofs on the keyboard to summon help, and I thought of you. Hurry, man, the flies are laying eggs. Aleister Halloween?

Wait a minute. Are you in the alley at the end of the pedestrian street where the old slaughter house used to be? --ShabiDOO 01:32, 3 November 2013 (UTC)

who is this? I just found a lifeless corpse dressed in a horse suit with its hoofs on a computer keyboard, and this page came up when I refreshed. Are you telling me you knew where this guy in the horsesuit was (yes, this is the alley at the end of the pedestrian street where the old slaughter house used to be) and you didn't come save him from what I take it he described as goblins? Boy, he sure picked the wrong guy. Now I'm going in to see if his wallets intact and what kind of rings and things I can strip from the body, but this ones on you man. Some guy taking a piss in the alley and finding this guy in a horse suit

Is that you Nabucadnezar? It's taken me over two thousand years ... but finally I have you JUST where I wanted you. Forget that Aleister buffoon ... he was cheap bait to draw you out. I hired the goblins and rented the horse suit (please return it to Frank's costume rental shop...it's two blocks from there...ask for directions everyone knows where it is). Look Nabucco ... take the rings but the money is MINE! Second ... we have unfinished business my ancient friend. Remember Jerico? REMEMBER??? --ShabiDOO 15:00, 4 November 2013 (UTC)

Jerico was an accident, everyone knows that. Grow up and get over it. Move on. p.s. I've still got the trumpet! Nabu

Okay. I suppose I've been unecesarily angry for the last two thousand years. Please tell me you returned the horse costume. --ShabiDOO 14:20, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

Now that we have your email eddress

...spamathon can begin! Every time I sign up on the latest door-prize contest, I will list your email. Everytime I push an old lady down to steal her purse, I will drop a clue containing your email, and whenever the girl won't leave and gets clingy, ah, now she can write someone who cares! There is no end to the fun and games while using someone else's eddress, as you will soon learn. Aleister 13:02 18eleven13

My email address is printed on my userpage. Would you like my credit card numbers? --ShabiDOO 13:09, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Your credit card numbers should be printed on your user page too. If they are not, what are your hiding? Aleister two minutes after Shabidoo's last post, which tells you when this note was posted

Okay...I will...but please...pretty pretty please...not buy any illegal sex toys with it. Okay? --ShabiDOO 13:16, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

What about illegal sex slaves? --Mimo&maxus 13:53, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Oh wait, I already have a dozen of them locked up in my basement. --Mimo&maxus 13:55, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Aren't we all sex slaves in the end Mimo? --ShabiDOO 15:09, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

It's not slavery if you enjoy it. --Mimo&maxus 19:40, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Isn't it? Isn't it??? Aleister just a slavin' and a mopin' 21:30 181113

You are what you eat! --ShabiDOO 22:15, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Then I'm a big piece of shit! --Mimo&maxus 23:04, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

And I am a piece of puff pastry with bechamele and diced ham inside. --ShabiDOO 23:57, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

I'm on a diet. Does that mean I'm nothing? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:35, 20 November, 2013 (UTC)

It means you're trying to become nothing. --ShabiDOO 17:38, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

I'm brown rice, but actually I married brown rice. Lentils too. Aleister 20:51 201113

Homopulsia and polygamy! Ew! --Mimo&maxus 21:00, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

Bill and Ted's most excelent adventure! --ShabiDOO 01:14, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Heya

So like... How does I judge? It's been so long. I saw an event and figured I joined but I FORGET HOW TO DOES THE TEMPLATE!!!!!!!! Help Shabidadaboooooo! Also. When are we doing my/Aleisters contest that is mine because my name is on it but I mention him to make him feel better about his worthlessness... Was that a run-on sentence?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:51, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Pluto Girl

I read every word of your Pluto girl story and you are a sick fuck. Congratulations! I liked the whole thing, except most of it, and the pics were eerily perfect for the page. I was hoping the girl would get an abortion. There are some areas where polishing is needed, and proofing, but those are in all good stories. This should be featured, and I will vote for it at least twice. Regards, Aleister 15:40 14=12=13

LOL. Thanks a lot man. Is there anything in particular that needs improvement (apart from proof reading?). --ShabiDOO 17:35, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Ah Aliester, your words are almost as good as mine. Except not at all. I gave you a review on the judging page. I question your source of motivation for that article... Regardless, interesting none the less. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 17:56, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Yous welcome. Nothing in particular, just a run down. I made the mistake of not reading my page out loud just before the deadline (was too busy writing it) and I missed some very obvious extra words and some other things where it could be smoother. That's all, simple stuff. I liked your review Happymonkey, and hope you impregnate many women who will enjoy their abortions. Aleister 18:52 14-12-13

I liked your everything Aleister... Now can we make sweet sweet love? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 21:31, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

You would then have to have an abortion, but it would not take and you would have a monkey child. Aleister 21:39 14-12-13

WHY AM I THE GIRL!?!? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:32, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

Inciclopedia

My name on Inciclopedia is AbsurdaPorSiempre. Have a nice day, and enjoy the lolz!!! -- the dorky contralto 21:13, 17 December 2013 (UTC)

I am sorry

I am sorry that I ignored you. I did not mean to, but I was busy with school. You probably didn't know this, but I am a teenager in high school. I am so so sorry, it won't happen again. Probably. So sorry. -- the dorky contralto 20:37, 19 December 2013 (UTC)

All right, here are your 1000 sorry's. I hope.

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I am glad you accepted my 1000 sorry's. Have a nice day. -- the dorky contralto 01:41, 20 December 2013 (UTC)

Hello!

How are you? I sent a message to your gmail thingie, but no response. I'm back for a while, I'll have lots of free time :) Me and Lizbink have finished our Tour de France article. Lizbink is a seriously talented writer, let me tell ya. Only, she is totally intimidated by editing a wiki, it's new to her. Mattsnow 02:46, 3 January 2014 (UTC)

Hi bro, how are things? Glad you liked the Sagan article. I'm so freaking tired of winter and -20C temperatures, how is it where you are? Mattsnow 05:09, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

About Dancing bananas

Hi,Shabidoo!Do you mind I use the dancing bananas in my user page？（Dad English,I hope you can understand…(>﹏<)）--Cocoo (talk) 19:12, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

You are very welcome to the dancing bananas on any page at all for any reason at all. --ShabiDOO 20:06, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

Thank you very much!!--Cocoo (talk) 01:18, 26 January 2014 (UTC)

I have something to tell you!

If you are in love with me, I am sorry. I have a boyfriend on facebook. He is Indonesian, and wants to marry me, so I told him to wait until I grow up. He agreed, so now he's waiting. I love him enough to want to learn his language, and he loves me enough to want to learn Spanish. I hope you find a lovely girlfriend of your own! :) But can we still be friends? -- Besos y abrazos, the dorky contralto 17:37, 2 February 2014 (UTC)

Dios mio coño hijo de puta de mierda. I'm going to have to show him who's boss. You are mine and you will write him immediately and tell him that you already have the hottest coolest most bodacious hunk of burning love that could ever be online.

Joking aside guapa...desfrútalo y pásalo como una romanza online, pero en serio tía...por favor ten cuidado con esas cosas asi. ¿Me lo prometes cariña? --ShabiDOO 03:58, 3 February 2014 (UTC)

Sí, prometo tener cuidado. :) -- the dorky contralto 14:59, 6 February 2014 (UTC)

Wow your spanish-skills turns me on Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:30, 3 February, 2014 (UTC)

Marsthingy

Hi, thought you'd like this. On the thread this is on, which I guess has become my home thread there for now, we've found many things. Here is the latest (start on my wonderful post, and then the next post down pictures it, and then we talk about it later for awhile, then we eat pizza). The site is best seen as a member, lots less ads and you can make it a dark grey background which I find much easier on the eyes. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread990645/pg61#pid17559098

SPIKE FAN CLUB MEETS LATER TODAY, BRING A LUNCH Aleister 15:00 18-2-14

SPIKE FAN BLUB MEETING?! IT'S HELD TODAY?!! I'm going to change my SPIKE-fan club clothes on right now, be patient and please wait for me if I can't make it in time. I'm on my way! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:05, 18 February, 2014 (UTC)

LOL. I'll check out that link. I'll give a years salary to anyone who can proove that something supernatural is going on ... on the planet mars. --ShabiDOO 17:07, 18 February 2014 (UTC)

You mean like Mars ghosts???? Worthy of an UnNews, me thinks, go for it please. Here's a thread I started (Char-Lee asked me to start one about her find, she says she's thread poison) on the Mars skunk http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread998411/pg1 Read it and don't weep. A year's salary you say. Hmmmmm. Are you going to insist on it being supernatural, or just natural? (the fan club met, we had dancing and drugs and all sorts of raving, a fun time was had by all). Aleister 21:37 18-2-14

Hey Aleister...look at that mountain. See how it has a smoothe surface in the middle? Dragons melted it with their fire breath and then an army of sandpaper ants climbed up there and polished it. I have solid evidence for this. --ShabiDOO 00:05, 19 February 2014 (UTC)

Laugh and make fun all you want, laugh and slap your thigh and point. Just don't come begging to me when the Mars worms start a'crawlin' up your walls, as then I'll be a laughing and a pointin and having a grand ole time. Aleister Barsoom time ngrnng, hrhg48

You'll be laughing AND spending all of my money! --ShabiDOO 13:41, 19 February 2014 (UTC)

Retro Week

February 17th was a few weeks ago. -- The Zombiebaron 23:25, 9 March 2014 (UTC)

Your vote made my day complete...

...which is very sad for me, but hey, thanks very much for the vote on the bird page. You get it, and that's the entire satire - it of course fools people into thinking it's about Brittany Spears and they try to find symbolism and metaphor about her on the page, but there is none. It's about a large bird. And so am I. And Spike banned Leverage at the other site and then Chief Justice probably shook his head in facepalm motion and unbanned him, thought you'd enjoy that. Aleister 20,49 9-4-14

Thank god Chief is back. He knows how to take down a bully. He's really a good leader, a great mentor for writing and utterly helarious. Time to forget the last year of grief and enjoy both the spoon and the fork.

BTW I peed on Britanyspear. Don't you remember? --ShabiDOO 01:54, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

Hilarious. That's the term you're looking for. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:14, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

Shabidoo peed on Brittany Spears! Inside, like Dennis Rodman, or outside? Did she go all "Ewwwwwwww!" or did she like it? Wheat a great story, and rye did you do it? Aleister 11:49 10-4-14

Ipee reviewed the spears article a year ago. You seriously don't remember? --ShabiDOO 01:05, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

Kup teraz! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:24, 11 April 2014 (UTC) (Stop ignoring meeeee)

There are many sales when Brittany enters the room. Many coins hit the table at once, and she scans the area for the most glint, smiles, and approaches. Aleister 8:34 11-4-14

A year ago was May 6, '011. I didn't remember it but I'll read it again, and I probably used it (I used to use all pee reviews, and yours are especially good). Thanks. But peeing on Brittany Spears would have been a better story, or maybe an UnNews "That time I took a sojourn to the outhouse and accidently peed on Brittany Spears" (shall we collab on that one? Aye, the images are terrible to behold). Aleister 8:30 11-4-14

Hi there.

I have resurrected the page about Eduard Khil, just to see if I could. Would you take a look, and tell me if anything needs to be done to make it funnier? I would appreciate it. :) -- the dorky contralto 01:47, 12 May 2014 (UTC)

Conchita

A man dressed like a girl? No. Europop sucks. Will except for the British invasion of the sixties. Please don't bother trying to find her she's not there!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:45, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

Europop? That was in the 80s and 90s. Conchita is from the year 2014. --ShabiDOO 23:44, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

By the way, do you like the British invasion groups?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 00:26, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

Yes for the most part. I really love Canadian music though (assuming we forget about Shenia, Celine Dion or Bieber). So many amazing artists. Sam Roberts, Leonard Cohen, Sarah MacLaughlan, Arcade Fire, Stompin Tom Connor, Joni Mitchel, Neil Young, Bryan Adams, Alanis Morriset. What is it about the invasion groups that you like so much? --ShabiDOO 19:40, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

They made a huge impact on rock and pop music.The Zombies and Beatles Who Kinks and Stones all rock.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:09, 19 May 2014 (UTC)

Dude it's time to get into "Creedence Clearwater Revival". JFC 23:02. Jun 12

Really

You/things are very entertaining sometimes... Seriously. Lol. JFC 23:02. Jun 12

Learn how to tell time, mister (banned)

SPIKE points out that 19:00 is 3 p.m. in New York, not 1 p.m. I think this happened once before, so the contest was extended a couple of hours. Clocks are good for something. Did I say clocks? I meant cocks. Or glocks. Aleister 1 p.m. New York time, 14=6-14

Your breath smells like love Ali --ShabiDOO 17:46, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

Not my side. Where's my topic, if I may ask? Can I just pick random words and write about what comes up? Thanks. The contest looks really fun this year. Aleister 18:21 14-6-14

Is the writing time still on, I see 41 minutes on the clock. confused in Calcutta. Aleister the day of

Everyone PANIC!!!! JFC 17:44. Jun 16

Nah, I was done on time, Aleister seconds later

I bet you say that to all the ladies. JFC 17:47. Jun 16

MagicBus and happy monkey

Ok I know you're all mad at me for being annoying, and I'm sorry, but anyway, I noticed you gave MagicBus a topic for the HMC, and yet the competition seems to be over at this point. Does this mean it's still in session sort of, you're allowed to enter late, or... ? I know he signed up, but I reverted him because I thought you couldn't sign up anymore. Was I wrong to do that? If so, my revert should be reverted. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:13, 19 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I gave him special permission to write an article because his sign up was lost in the confusion over administering the competition on two sites. I'll revert the revert. --ShabiDOO 00:03, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Thank you, Shabidoo. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 00:06, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

HMC

Hey, I've just recently decided to come back and I was wondering if I could join in with the HMC or if it's too late now? I noticed that Magic Bus has 48 hours and I was hoping I could get the same? -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:19, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

Hey. Considering two of the judges haven't even submitted a single score yet...I'll let you participate. I'll give you a topic later. --ShabiDOO 16:09, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

Shabidoo! Thanks again this year for running such a good contest, and lots of really nice entries. I wanted to wait until you judged my page before thanking you. The title I got kind of set the tone, I didn't know what to do with it at first. Did you notice that the mother was the one who put up the second half of the title, which is why it's written smaller on the top of the page? Yep, I'll work on it some more once it's freed up from the clutches of the madmen, and see if I can put some more yucks into it (picture hillbillies laughing, yuck yuck yuck). The Happy Monkey has scratched itself again, and lots of fleas have come out of the fur - nice work! Aleister 12:18 25=6=14

It's f'n magical or something. Through a skillful blend of bending rules, stretching regulations and generally being Shabidoo, Shabidoo has kept us entertained as we wait patiently for the results to arrive. ... Sometime ... in the next 2, perhaps 3 years ... The sexual tension is unbearable! Anyway, Perhaps I was wrong before. Maybe it's RAHB that's going to win now. I therefore suggest we nominate RAHB's page for deletion thereby potentially allowing one of us to win instead. JFC 13:36. Jun 25

TheWikiMan026

Sorry for reverting his edits - I didn't see anywhere that he was a judge, so I just assumed he wasn't. Perhaps I should have known you would take care of everything, but in any case I know now. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:28, 25 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Don't worry. Every year the judging for HMC is pretty chaotic. I like to have lots of judges and theres always a few substitutions that have to be made. Hopefully this will all be wrapped up by Sunday and winner will be announced. Some damn funny and unique articles this year. --ShabiDOO 22:48, 25 June 2014 (UTC)

What???

Look, this is the first time I use three question marks, while editing Uncyclopedia (yes, honestly), so you must understand that this is an exceptional occasion! Look, I've just seen your talk with Romartus, and well, if you leave, know that the spoon will be a worse place. Look, uncyclowikia, as people tend to call it, is not limited to Spike and there are plenty of people there who would love to see you stay. Look, your contributions to the spoon were enormous, you livened up the Pee Review system, you made plenty of detailed reviews, you helped me to get down to [rewriting] Anna Pavlova (though you can't see the result yet) and plenty, plenty of other things. Hell, (and this is the first time I'm swearing on Uncyclopedia, not counting mainspace articles) you could stay just for the sake of organizing more Hungry Merchants' Congresses and leaving posts and ninjastars on people's talkpages, and Uncyclopedia would benefit from that greatly.

By the way, even if you close account (and I blame myself for showing discovering that page and not keeping silent about it), you can still recover it, before thirty days after the request was made have passed.

But OK, this is your decision and you can do what you want with your account. I don't even care about it. Really. Everything I've just said was a matter of politeness. The stuff the school teaches you about. Anyway, bye, I'm going to prepare the rope. Anton (talk) 14:19, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Hey Anton. I really appreciate the sentiment but it's time to go. I definitely want to keep in touch with scottpat so do tell him to send me an email and thank him for participating. The only other thing I need you to do is thank Napoleon for judging the competition...I'll take care of everything else. I would appreciate that.

By the way...congratu-frickin-lations on getting second place. You totally deserved it :) I'm glad you participated and helped out a lot with the competiton. I'm really happy with how things went this year. It was worth crawling to an internet cafe every day while in Portugal and updating tables like a madman hahaha! --ShabiDOO 18:11, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Haha! This is a pity. Do you realize that you are forcing me to get back to editing this site?

Concerning ScottPat, I can tell him that, but Wikia blocked the e-mail tool quite a while ago, so he'll probably have to make an account here to contact you. Anyway, I'll show him the conversation. And yes, I'll thank Napoleon. But I still don't know what templates to give out to users and I'll have to leave in a few minutes. Do you think there are other users who can do that? And thanks for the congratulations! Anton (talk) 19:39, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Ah, just remembered that you display your e-mail on your user page. Anton (talk) 19:44, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Don't worry I'll ask Aleister to help me with it. Enjoy your vacation!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 20:08, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

hahahaha, ask me? You have an account there, do it yourself. Jeez, the drama. Anyway, I'm back from my self-two-day-ban for being a dick, and scampered over here to see what trouble you've gotten into. Anton took second place?? Great! It was my topic (Zombiebaron won with my topic last year). Don't say I don't give good topics. Now about you leaving wikia uncy. Fuckshitcockblowingjizzjugglingmonkeyeatingpileofmydadsgooeyweekoldcum (and look what you've made me do, that's the first time I've sworn on uncyclopedia, anywhere), what are you talking about? You were a dick, you got banned for being a dick, so man up Jessica. On the topic of me subverting this site, you sounded serious to me, and that's maybe because another uncyclone-pedian accused me of something similar very recently, so it was like piling on for me raping that young lady when all along it was the opposite (I raped me!). My apologies for getting all super-serious on you. It's good to be back. Aleister 21:34 30-6-14

No more spoon. End of discussion.

As per Anton I was amazed by his result in the competition. He's come a reeeeeeeeally long way as a writer over the last couple years. And he's young and a not native English speaker and I didn't even give him a super high score yet he came in second!

Glad to see you back biaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

Yes...you do give extremely amazing topics. Why don't you give me one now and I'll write an article on it! --ShabiDOO 07:28, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

I know, you are one of the best writers here and might have won all of these Happiest Primate contests. Let me know when you will start a page, and you'll have 48 hours to do your best, and I'll give you a topic then, one I almost used for the contest. Anton did do very well, and is really a good writer with a great sense of humor. Did you see what he did with the My Sojourn pages, turning them into a book? But he is Russian, so he will probably be on the front lines near Kiev soon, and maybe can write from there (although those Ukrainian women make the blood boil. Literally. They set you in a cauldron, put the flames under you, and do some kind of imported Turkish dance as the meal is prepared). Aleister 15:42 1-7-14

Barefoot feeling and Fatboy Slim

Isn't that a weird slogan "Get that barefoot feeling drinking Mountain Dew?" On another topic do you like Fatboy Slim's sample heavy music or not?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 03:19, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

What's an example of a "heavy music" song of his? His album: "you've come a long way, Baby" is my favourite beat music album ever in the history of eternal foreverness. --ShabiDOO 07:37, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

SPIKE

Don't you think that SPIKE is overusing his admin powers? TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:17, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

What's he done now? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:29, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Nothing (for now), but he does abuse his powers and I guarantee you that at least one spooner moved to fork because of him TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:37, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Yes. I'm glad I left. --ShabiDOO 14:20, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Nothing for now indeed... when he's not doing anything at this instant, you know there's trouble to come. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:14, 30 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I'm watching everything he does to try and get some evidene against him. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 13:16, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Hi TheWikiMan026. SPIKE is a bot that we placed into the wikia version of uncy. His purpose is to drive all new users to this website. All we can do is watch as he single handedly destroys the website, whilst his bumchums applaud him for doing so. Glad you made it over here. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 16:32, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

I am only here for the HMC and I don't give a fuck how many bastards like him you send over there but I will stay on the spoon TheWikiMan026 (talk) 19:46, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

P.S., ShabiDOO, do you want me to announce the resuts o Village dump? TheWikiMan026 (talk) 19:49, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Btw, here is a list of people he has driven away. It is longer than you suppose. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:24, 2 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

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You haven't answered my two questions yet.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:46, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Jeremy

Ever seen Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" music video?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:16, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

What do you want me to do?

You wanted me to do something TheWikiMan026 (talk) 13:29, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

We can update the happy monkey page...I'll tell you how to do that tomorrow. Thanks wikiman...I appreciate the help. --ShabiDOO 20:44, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Sorry to interrupt but what do you think about Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" music video?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 22:00, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

For you

Jolly Good Show! MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition. Congratulations.

I give you this because you just edited one of Scoky's articles. Also, running that competition thing which you do, but mostly this award is for the edit you just did to one of Sockys pages... Obviously not the actual edit, but you know why. That is why. :) MrN 16:17. Jul 9

Are you buttering me up for something? ;) --ShabiDOO

Nope. All official Uncyclopedia titles, ranks and awards are given out to users because doing that motivates others to do good things. Their main purpose is not to be rewards for the person who gets them, but to try to get others to want to do the same. My awards are different. They are not official Uncyclopedia awards (obviously) and so are not intended to motivate other users (because UN:N) but, are actually simply 'rewards'. The main purpose of giving such awards is obviously simply to increase my own level of self importance. You are welcome. MrN 18:56. Jul 9

Okay. Awesome. Consider your self importance increased!!! --ShabiDOO 19:39, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Hey

You know what my favorite Middle Eastern capital city is?

Abu Shabi —  (talk) (contributions) 03:22:57 2014/07/12 UTC

It is a marvelous place. Do they still serve coca-cola in Camel bladder drinking vessels? --ShabiDOO 15:04, 12 July 2014 (UTC)

No,but I do enjoy the British Mr. Bean comedy.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 05:06, 23 July 2014 (UTC)