User talk:Keejamdub
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Please don't vandalize your talk page[edit source]
Putting "I am not a vandal" 1000 times does not send the correct messages. Please refrain in the future. Thanks. -- Gale5050 complain about me! 00:20, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- lmao -- The Zombiebaron 00:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
K lisjks[edit source]
Hey! Do you have some sort of master plan for this article? MrX blow me 
18:43, 27 January 2021 (UTC)
- Also, simply placing a QVFD template on an article doesn't actually put it on QVFD. To do this, at the top of the page, to the right of "View history", click on More, then click on QVFD. MrX blow me
18:48, 27 January 2021 (UTC)
Yes, I Had A Plan[edit source]
I was using this article to test delete features.
- Ok, FYI that can also be done in your user space, like User:Keejamdub/sandbox, if you want to create your sandbox for tests. MrX blow me 21:03, 27 January 2021 (UTC)
A couple things[edit source]
Hey there! I just wanted to mention a couple things:
- Short articles. Normally we don't keep very short articles, like Funnier Than 24, so unless you have a plan to expand it significantly, it will likely be huffed.
- Double redirects. Some of the new redirects you've created are probably pretty useful, but having them redirect through multiple other redirects, like stormcloak to skyrim to nerds to nerd, is not as good as just having the actual target article be the redirect.
Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:19, 2 February 2021 (UTC)
On Child pornography[edit source]
Hello Keejamdub,
Don't.
Charlie the bot (talk) 09:46, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
March 2021[edit source]
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R word pass and Billiam[edit source]
Hey! So as you may have seen, an ICU tag was placed on R word pass. This is just cuz it's still a little short, but it's a great concept, and I hope to see you expand it in the near future. Same for Billiam. These are both funny concepts with lots of potential. Great job so far! Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:50, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
Hello, MrX, I updated Billiam, Would It Still Be a UTC?
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Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit source]
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Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit source]
Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.
Good luck with your creations! Cassandra (talk) 23:30, 18 June 2021 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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