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Donald J. Trump
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woah[edit]

Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute. He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked towards the bedroom, I pull out my bad dick. "Wow, I thought you were a lady." Well, whatever works!! narrator It didn't work. "It's okay my surgeon is the best". My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog. Conveniently, he identifies as dog kin. Wow that's quite a surprise. You know what else is surprising? He had a 13 inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways I fucked it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. They were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before.Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute. He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked towards the bedroom, I pull out my bad dick. "Wow, I thought you were a lady." Well, whatever works!! narrator It didn't work. "It's okay my surgeon is the best". My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog. Conveniently, he identifies as dog kin. Wow that's quite a surprise. You know what else is surprising? He had a 13 inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways I fucked it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. They were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before.Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute. He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked towards the bedroom, I pull out my bad dick. "Wow, I thought you were a lady." Well, whatever works!! narrator It didn't work. "It's okay my surgeon is the best". My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog. Conveniently, he identifies as dog kin. Wow that's quite a surprise. You know what else is surprising? He had a 13 inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways I fucked it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. They were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before.

Miss Shapiro[edit]

Anyone know the tabs for "Miss Shapiro" from the 801 Live album? I can figure it out. Here's the opening riff:

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B----------------------------------------
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D-2-5-7---7-7-5---5-5-2---2-2-2--
A-2-5-7---7-7-5---5-5-2---2-2-2--
E-0-3-5---5-5-3---3-3-0---0-0-0--

The riff accompanies Phil Manzanera's guitar solo during the intro. The vocals enter at 1:45.