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👨🏽 Yes? Is it about The Edge? Look, I'm awfully sorry but—

💀 We are a Death Metal band. We are Death.

👨🏽 Yes well, the thing is, I'm having some children from Syria for school bombing this morning...

👩🏼 Who is it, darling?

👨🏽 It's a couple of Death salesmen of metal bands or something... I don’t think we need any at the moment.

👩🏼 Hi, I'm Roseanne. Well don't leave them hanging around outside darling, ask them in. (Full article...)

I'm Snuffleupagus, and I'm going to scare Roseanne out of bed. [walks into Roseanne's bedroom and makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f [pokes Roseanne with snuffle, Roseanne jumps out of bed]

Billy Joel walks in and sings.

I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone

I'am 172.73.149.44 (zixuan), a hero. I'am going to scare Snuffleupagus out of bed. [172.73.149.44 walks into Snuffleupagus's bedroom and moves their bed] Look, it is 172.73.149.44 with a gun! [Snuffleupagus jumps out of bed] Userpage (172.73.149.44) 02:30, 10 June 2018 (UTC)

I'am going to scare Snuffleupagus out of bed again. [172.73.149.44 walks into Snuffleupagus's bedroom and moves their bed] Look, it is 172.73.149.44 with a gun! [Snuffleupagus jumps out of bed] Userpage (172.73.149.44) 05:13, 12 June 2018 (UTC)

I'am going to scare Snuffleupagus out of bed the third time! [172.73.149.44 walks into Snuffleupagus's bedroom and moves their bed] Look, it is 172.73.149.44 with a gun! [Snuffleupagus jumps out of bed] Userpage (172.73.149.44) 02:14, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

I-7 bridge collapse[edit]

The I-7 bridge collapse is occurred on the Taryn Road Bridge at Taryn Rd at 8:44 AM in June 21, 2018 at the southbound lane of I-7. The repairing process is started on 8:59 AM on June 21, 2018.

It shut down the I-7 southbound lane starting on 8:44 AM on June 21, 2018. They recommend to take exit 17B and then back into I-7 by keeping right onto I-7 south at the East/West Interchange.

The connection to I-93 is closed with I-7 at the Bradford Interchange, so they need to take SN-51 at exit 17B and take exit 2B to go to I-293 or I-177 south.

Massive fires[edit]

The fires at starting at Taryn Rd on 8:13 AM in June 21, 2018 and reached I-7 south on 8:44 AM in June 21, 2018, hitting the Taryn Road Bridge. This cause the I-7 southbound lane to shut down. I-7 between East/West Interchange and I-7/I-89 (or SN-51) interchange. Between these sections, you need to take SN-51, by taking exit 17B and then back to I-7 by keeping right onto I-7 south.

DownTown Beltway[edit]

The DownTown Beltway is a beltway around downtown Chunshen. The beltway is opened in 1521, and it is the section between I-93 and I-939. The final section is opened in 1674. The final section is between I-939 and I-93. The beltway is completed in 1674.

However, in 1697, the beltway is renamed from Downtown Beltway to City Center Beltway and finally renamed to DownTown Beltway in 1712. The first name of I-938 is the Chunshen Downtown Beltway.

Conversation involving a question on English Language & Usage Stack Exchange[edit]

Listen to a conversation involving a question on English Language & Usage Stack Exchange. After this conversation, 172.73.149.44 taken Aaron and Nick to the East Tower (see the next conversation (link) for Aaron and Nick on the East Tower).

Aaron: Lindsey told Jessica that she had cancer.

Nick: Who had cancer?

Lindsey: No. Not me.

Nick: Then it is Jessica?

Aaron: Yeah.

Lindsey: Who had cancer?

Nick: Jessica.

Snuffleupagus: I'm going to scare Lindsey out of bed at night! [walks into Lindsey's bedroom and makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f [pokes Lindsey with snuffle, Lindsey jumps out of bed]

Bagheera: Nick and Aaron Carter? What are they doing in the jungle? I'm taking them back to the man-village right now!

Snuffleupagus, you need to stay at night on the East Tower observation deck to help to make you stop saying out of bed messages. Userpage (172.73.149.44) 05:04, 12 June 2018 (UTC)

146-floor Twin Towers[edit]

“Now, let's talk about East Tower (formerly North Tower).”

~ 172.73.149.44 on East Tower
Note: Snuffleupagus is the other person in the East Tower.

Pilot: Let me see where is the road to the observation deck.

Snuaron: Snuffleupagus, please set the time machine to an historic time.

Snuffleupagus: Ok. I set an date for an prehistoric time.

Pilot: What is the time?

Snuffleupagus: AD 21 at May 13, 3:06 PM.

Snuaron: Oh.

Heera: Nick and Aaron Piler? What are they doing in the jungle? I'am taking back onto their time machine now! Or take them onto ACT 1!

Nick: No. The jungle is very quiet. I'am setting up my own time machine just now!

Heera: Oh.

Aaron: We are both the same size.

Nick: Yeah.

Snuaron: What are you two doing in the quiet jungle?

Aaron: We are setting up our own time machine.

Snuffleupagus: Oh, yeah?

Pilot: Yes.

Snuaron: What is the date of the opening of the DownTown Beltway?

Aaron: In 1521.

Snuffleupagus: Oh!

[a phone call from Conglin]

Aaron: What happened?

Conglin: Hey, I set an time for 5:20 PM on June 15, 2018. Would you like to come?

Nick: Oh, yeah.

Aaron: Yeah.

Conglin: Ok.

[Conglin hanged up the phone call]

Snuffleupagus: Hey, what is the sound?

Aaron: It is a call from Conglin.

Pilot: What's happening?

Nick: He invited me to an party on June 15, 2018.

Snuaron: Oh.

Pilot: Oh! I would like to come!

[a phone call from Conglin again]

Snuffleupagus: What's this?

Nick: It is a phone call from Conglin again.

Pilot: I'd like to come to your party.

Conglin: Ok. I'll bring a drink to the party.

[Conglin hanged up the phone call again]

Aaron: Let's go together and take the elevator.

Nick: To which floor?

Aaron: 136th floor.

Pilot: Let's go to the elevator now.

[Peoples in the Snuffy family goes to the elevator]

Nick: Now, which direction should we go to?

Snuffleupagus: Down.

Snuaron: Ok.

Pilot: Nick, it is now on the 139th floor.

Aaron: No problem.

Nick: Ok.

Snuaron: Look, it is now the 136th floor.

Aaron: Let's exit the elevator out.

[Peoples in the Snuffy family exits the elevator]

Nick: I work in the room 124.

Aaron: When I go to Syata, Conglin says, "Today, Friday the 13th, is currently considered as an unlucky day except Chunshen, which is replaced by Friday the 31th."

Snuffleupagus: What's the date?

Aaron: Friday, April 13, 2001.

Snuaron: Is the current year a leap year?

Nick: No. This year isn't divisible either by 4 and by 400. The last leap year is 2016.

Snuffleupagus: What is the memorials?

Snuaron: At floor 18.

Nick: I'am going to work now. I will see the memorials at 3:30.

Aaron: Ok.

Snuaron: Now, which way is to room 124?

Pilot: Well, let me see, this is room 1?

Snuffleupagus: Then it is north.

Aaron: Snuaron, could you turn on the computer please?

Snuaron: Ok.

[after 3 hours]

Snuffleupagus: Let's go to the memorial now.

Aaron: This elevator?

Snuaron: Down.

Nick: Ok, to floor 18.

Snuaron: Now on floor 31.

Snuffleupagus: This elevator is so fast.

Aaron: Yeah. Now on floor 20.

Snuaron: 1 floor left.

Aaron: Floor 18 now!

Snuffleupagus: Ok.

Nick: Pilot, please show me the way to the memorial.

Pilot: Actually, the memorials are at the ending of the floor.

Snuaron: Here we go.

Snuffleupagus: I want to see the third memorial.

Aaron: Right here!

Pilot: What's this memorial about?

Snuaron: It's about the September 11 attacks.

Pilot: Oh.

Snuffleupagus: Hey, look at the first memorial!

Snuaron: What's this?

Aaron: It's about the previous Twin Towers.

Pilot: Twin Towers?

Snuffleupagus: Yeah.

Snuaron: Look at the second memorial, it is about the November 9th attacks.

Pilot: Oh, yeah.

Aaron: The November 9th attacks?

Snuaron: Yes.

Pilot: Oh, it is now 5:40!

Nick: Aaron, look at your phone –

Aaron: My phone doesn't work.

Pilot: Why?

Aaron: I recently installed a application on my phone; after that, my phone hangs every time I launch the application.

Snuffleupagus: What's the application that's hanging????

Aaron: TrainStation.

Nick: It works for me. Maybe you turned off your GPU data.

Aaron: Ok. I will completely shut down and restart it again. And turn on the GPU data.

Nick: OK!

Snuaron: What's this?

Snuffleupagus: It is a newly high-voted answer.

Aaron: What's the vote–

Pilot: 101574.

Nick: Ah, Ah, Ah, AH!

Snuaron: Nick, what's the next answer's vote?

Nick: 91041.

[a phone call from Conglin again and again]

Conglin: The party starts in 10 minutes at the Lih St Station!

Pilot: Ok.

[Conglin hanged up the phone call again and again]

Snuffleupagus: The party starts in 7 minutes!!!!

Pilot: Ok. Let's go to the elevator.

Snuaron: Ok.

Snuffleupagus: Here we go.

Aaron: To which floor?

Nick: 2.

Snuaron: Down???

Aaron: Yeah, to floor 2.

Pilot: It is floor 2 now.

Nick: OK!!!

Snuaron: Let me look, here is the link to the Lih St.

Conglin: Here we go!!!

Aaron: What's this on TrainStation???

Conglin: Downvote it and remove it.

Nick: OK!!

Snuaron: What is the answer?

Conglin: "[walks into Lindsey's bedroom and makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f [pokes Lindsey with snuffle, Lindsey jumps out of bed]". This is entirely offensive in TrainStation.

Aaron: Yeah. Did you deleted it?

Conglin: Yes. It is just posted here 1 minute ago.

Snuaron: Conglin, does this sounds like an spam post?

Conglin: Yeah. Very offensive to me.

Aaron: Now, you are a moderator, could you please suspend this account for 1 millennium?

Conglin: ...millennium???

Aaron: One millennium.

Conglin: Ok.

Nick: Is this suspension for one millennium?

Snuaron: Yeah.