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thx ok Obama-change.jpg Look at all these WeinribZ , bro.Obama-change.jpg 01:47, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Deleting Humor[edit]

(Huff log) . . Hotadmin4u69 (talk | contribs) deleted page Category:Humor ‎(Empty category)

Actually this category is too broad and should encompass everything, but it just seemed funny (humorous) that you deleted it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:14, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
I think it's funny that Category:Humor was empty. That's what I call empty humor. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:10, 13 July 2015 (UTC)

My userpage[edit]

Could you change it to "autoconfirmed" protection? Nominally Humane! 12:56 18 Oct


How may I become an admin? Dannyboy1209 (talk) 20:51, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

I really, really hate to roll out this old chestnut, but here goes: it involves giving copious oral favors to specific people. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Nov 12 '12 13:36 (UTC)
I can do that Dannyboy1209 (talk) 21:45, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
Really? Are you sure you know the difference between "can do that" and "am doing that as we speak"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Dec 4 '12 22:53 (UTC)
So, may I become an admin? Dannyboy1209 (talk) 16:39, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Nov 20 '12 8:47 (UTC)


I'm new but I recently undid a mass deletion by a non registered user [1] and i was just wondering if that was okay to do? --Solman7 (talk) 18:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Thu, Nov 29 '12 5:23 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:51 (UTC)

Should I nominate Your cat died?[edit]

I really like this one and I believe it is quality.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:45, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

My name isn't Rick. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:55 Dec 10 2012

That is a gaaaayyyy excuse...--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:56 Dec 12 2012


I was supporting you in your edit war against new user Cottle2, for the reason I gave on his talk page, but you seem to have switched sides and are now trying to polish his turd. Spıke ¬ 15:14 19-Dec-12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:25 (UTC)

Re-Forum this link?[edit] --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:18, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:16 (UTC)

I appreciate you.[edit]

( 0 )__( 0 )

I'm always watching.......-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:40, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:29 (UTC)

Strike out a vote.[edit]

You voted for two people on UotY. Sincerely, -- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:20, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

David Blaine[edit]

Damn, I didn't know I had so many missspelllingsi in the article, thanks for correcting them. You are a God or Goddess incarnate. Aleister 20:35 23-1-'13


Hey, can you or somebody add an UnLetter section? MagicBus (talk) 21:31, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

To what? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:31 Jan 23 2013
On this wiki? It's like the UnBooks thing that you do. MagicBus (talk) 21:32, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
Propose it in the Village Dump so you can explain to everyone what it's all about and possibly gather people to help. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:33 Jan 23 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013


Check it out. Let me know of any improvements you want me to make. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Fri, Jan 25 '13 23:58 (UTC)

What happened?[edit]

Per the above header.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:47, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 31 January 2013

I can't find my iPod[edit]

In which I post tweets. So, uh.... it might be a week before I post tweets again. Is that okay?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 02:50, 6 February 2013 (UTC)

Not a problem. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:23 Feb 6 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:33, 7 February 2013

Poo-Lit Surprise[edit]

You dropped off IRC in the middle of the discussion! Please come back, we have cookies! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.10.22:26

I guess you took off... Here's the idea: Change Best Potatochop back to Best Illustrated, but we add a new, special, category. The category, as yet unnamed, would be the potatochop competition, but the specific target would be creating images with clear ownership of suitable size/quality/colors for uncyclomedia merchandise. Entry of an image to that category would release rights to the image for use in such items. Just a thought. I've also offered to provide the PLS prize money this year. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.10.22:56

A bug report in the forum[edit]

...from Carlb. Since you're the one who runs that, I figured you would be the one to deal with it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Feb 12 '13 1:17 (UTC)

Fixed it. Thanks for letting me know. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:27 Feb 13 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:32, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

someone kicked me from the channel :( can you add me back?

HERO!!! (talk) 06:49, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Looks like you can get in now. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:57 Feb 17 2013

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Ideas for promoting Uncyclopedia?[edit]

Hey EMC. I've been talking to TKF about attracting new editors to the site. I have a small list of ideas and he thought you might have some insight as you're involved with promoting the site. I'd appreciate your thoughts. Thanks. MadMax (talk) 00:13, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

I also noticed that Uncyclopedia has an official YouTube channel and was wondering if the owner could use some extra help? I'm a fairly competent editor with Final Cut Pro and Windows Movie Maker. MadMax (talk) 11:52, 28 February 2013 (UTC)


00:24 < mike|> I need an admin account there
00:24 <@UncycBot> Some of the admins may be in the channel. See here for a list of our admins and feel free to message them if they 
                  are in the chatroom:
00:24 < mike|> rm that s
00:25 < mike|> Zombiebaron: is uncycbot's yours?
00:25 < mike|> First of all: two S's
00:25 < mike|> second the !help returns wikia link.

Mike the Great (talk) 06:29, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Will fix that. Thanks for letting me know. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:05 Feb 25 2013

Happy Monkey Competition[edit]

In the end I think I'll just do it on March 20th. Think of it like a light pre-competition before the big one. If you could do it in April or later, it would be very much appreciated. In any case it gives you more time to organise and get people to participate. Why? Why did we break up you and me? We really had something that was just wow! You know...and I just cannot find that kind of wow anymore. Was it me? I bet it was me. --ShabiDOO 15:13, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

That works. We'll have the PLS run from May 3rd to June 2nd then. And it was totally you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:11 Feb 25 2013

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:49, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)


Hey, we got Central Notice installed so we could use proper banners (full-width, dismissable by anons, starting and ending at specified times, etc) - could you look into making one with that? Probably just a case of shoving the usual template into it but replacing the siteNoticehide div in the corner with whatever CN uses to dismiss things. I'd look into it myself but I am just way too tired.

Thanks. -— Lyrithya 06:20, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

UnNews template thing[edit]

Wikinews has a little box in its stories now which gives links to relevant stories See here for example. I just pasted a few of the basic templates over and have made a primitive version for Venezuela but this is basically a pretty box with the stories pasted in after looking up the category. Any ideas about how to create a dynamic page list? I kept the coding from wikipedia in the edit box under <!-- --> thing should you wish to peruse it. Leverage (talk) 21:04, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

Should be fairly easy, we would just have to pull things from Category:Venezuela. The DPL for it would look like this:

{{#dpl: |namespace=UnNews |allowcachedresults=false |category={{{UnNews|Venezuela}}} |notcategory=No publish |notcategory=disputed |notcategory=Work In Progress |notcategory=ICU |stablepages=only |ordermethod=firstedit |addeditdate=false |mode=userformat |userdateformat=d M| |format=,\n* [[%PAGE%|%TITLE%]],, |count=5 |order=descending |suppresserrors=true |titlemaxlength=80 |shownamespace=false }}
The problem I am having is that the main page header template doesn't display properly on any pages except the UnNews main page. Not sure if this is a CSS issue but it's stopping me from creating portals such as the North American portal. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:11 Mar 12 2013

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:41, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:25, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

where tail wags dog[edit]

any chance of adding some new blurbs to {{Template:Main page header}} ? Leverage (talk) 09:28, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

Yeah Multiliteralist had some ones he wanted to have added/removed as well. Feel free to add them, unless you can't, in which case feel free to let me know what you want added. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:21 Mar 23 2013
You need admin rights. I am in favour of silly puns: Breaking the news, No news is good news, bad news travels fast, all the UnNews that's UnFit to print, making up news since 2005, It's always news to us, a news broom sweeps clean, turning over a news leaf, as good as news. Check out The Day Today on Youtube, I think that was my starting point for those kinds of things. Leverage (talk) 20:45, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:52, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:22, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

My brother[edit]

My brother is currently create is own wiki server. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:31, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:35, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

PLS Categories[edit]

I noticed that not only is there no Best Alternate Namespace category, the Best Article category forbids the submission of alternate namespace articles. So no alt. namespace entries for this PLS or is this some mistake? Lord Scofield Stark 12:49, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

That is indeed a mistake. It accepts all namespaces of articles. I'll correct it now. Thanks for letting me know. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 15:17 Apr 26 2013

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:01, 27 April 2013 (UTC)


Hello Hotadmin4u69,

I have a few questions regarding the PLS. Can I submit my image in both categories? I am also working on an article (it's not a rewrite and it would end up in the main namespace). Can I submit it both for the best article and the best noob article?

Thank you!

--TheMillionRabbit (talk) 03:10, 9 May 2013 (UTC)

Images can be submitted into multiple categories. Articles, however, can only be submitted into one category. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:54 May 9 2013
Thank you for your answer. And by the way, I think you have a nice userpage.--TheMillionRabbit (talk) 03:22, 10 May 2013 (UTC)

PLS :D[edit]

So it seems that this week isfull of exams and all that shit on school. I'm having exams like every day and I should read to them... So I've already reviewed the n00b-articles and plan to review the others as well, but I'm not entirely sure if I cannot make it. This is only a warning tough, I might have time to review 'em all, but I'm aware I cannot. So in case that I can't review them, I'm really sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:41, 14 May, 2013 (UTC)

No problem, just keep me updated and hopefully you can finish it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:19 May 14 2013

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

Front page[edit]

I am not sure about the new front page! I know you're a stickler for keeping the look as Wikipedian as possible, but given that our featured articles are often from UnNews, UnScripts, etc, I think it's a bit disarming. Are you happy with it? Leverage (talk) 18:59, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I'm a big believer in looking like Wikipedia since that's who we parody. If not for our near-identical formatting you could not tell it was a parody of Wikipedia. I made the change because I was looking to even out the two sides of the main page as the right side is typically longer than the left, a problem created by the "Featured a long time ago" and "Yesterday's featured articles" boxes being added in the first place. I felt the most redundant and unnecessary box was the "Yesterday's featured article" section, if only because you can find that out at the bottom of the "Today's featured article" box. I was considering scrapping the "Featured a long time ago" box but I compromised with myself after a heated debate which almost became violent. I also rearranged and renamed some things in the sidebar to make the site's navigation more like Wikipedia's but everything is still there. These are just some minor changes that will take some getting used to. But if the media asks tell them that we always looked like that and Wikipedia is just copying us. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:58 Jun 18 2013

PLS should be done now[edit]

I judged n00b and Rewrite, so PLS should finally be done now. Judges suck. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  19:53, 14 June 2013 (UTC)


Who are the winners? I owe them (and probably you) some money for their entries and t-shirts and such. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.07.11.04:33

Rewriting a VFD article[edit]

The_quick_brown_fox_jumps_over_the_lazy_dog_1,234,567,890_times. is an article on VFD. The article itself sucks, and you've already agreed. I was wondering if editing it, by removing everything there and actually typing The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1234567890 times (or at least, a seemingly infinite number of times) would make a funnier article. Bad idea? --Tumb13weed (talk) 15:25, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Could you be bothered to do that though? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:28 16 June 2013
Can't hurt. I'll use a code to generate the text somewhere. It can be a page that looks like things that it is about. --Tumb13weed (talk) 17:50, 17 June 2013 (UTC)
That would be infinitely funnier. Well, maybe 1234567890 times. I wonder how big a page like that would be in megabytes and if trying to save/load it would destroy us all. Only one way to find out! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:56 Jun 17 2013
Done. Cheated a bit, the text is there only about 2000 times. For the sake of the servers that are being run by hamsters on caffeine. Cost 112653kb. Anyway, here it is. --Tumb13weed (talk) 19:57, 17 June 2013 (UTC)
The article was moved from the old title (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times.) to the new one without a point at the end. Anton (talk) 12:53, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
It's not that funny at first but once you get into it's pretty hilarious. My favorite part is around the 9,872nd time where it's like, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Pure genius, and this article could have some potential as a reading aid for children. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:10 Jul 11 2013
Liar. I told you the text's there about 2000 times!  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 19:08, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Well I'm not good with numbers. Or words. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:25 Jul 11 2013
Sorry, for breaking your discussion but do you like my "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"? Anton (talk) 20:03, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 18:29, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Awesome admin![edit]

You are an awesome admin! Good job on your blocking work! TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 22:13, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

*nods* He is pretty amazing isn't he? Thank you for all your hard work, Mr. Hotadmin, sir! See?! This guy gets it! This guy understands how hard-working and under appreciated our admins are! The rest of you, what with your sarcasm and stupid comments! Take a lesson from this guy! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  22:33, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Au contraire[edit]

You suck. -- Ѽ Kippyween 22:35, Jul. 10, 2013

*nods* Yeah, all that being said he is just the fucking worst. Eat shit, man! Eat shit! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:03, 11 July 2013 (UTC)


I FUCKING LOVE Hotadmin4u69, and forgive me, but why did you change your name? I'm too lazy to search right now... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:02, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

When we were still with Wikia they had a problem where everyone was locked out of their account. So I created a new account (this one) so I could keep on doing stuff while they fixed the issue. I decided to just keep using this account, so technically I have two admin accounts. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:37 Jul 11 2013
 :O ! SOCKPUPPET... wait.. iirc... this account is technically a special sock account... /me hides. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 13:27, 11 July 2013 (UTC)


Yes. You don't suck. Unless you're in the middle of a 69.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 19:11, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

Sometimes I suck, sometimes I just do a light licking. Other times it's more like guzzling, and sometimes I do what I call "The Malaysian Bank Tube". I do that a lot less often these days because I threw my back out doing it on the Baltimore Ravens. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:28 Jul 11 2013

deletion request[edit]

would you do me a solid and delete User:Hipcrime/Visual Editor please, and thanks. :) -hipcrime 23:50, 18 July 2013 (UTC)

YOU FOOL! You can just post it to QVFD and an admin shalt delete it for thou. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:59, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
okay, done. thanks. -hipcrime 06:52, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
I don't know if it is you or Frosty who is in charge of the deletion of the articles but I wanted to ask you abput QVFD: why do entries get archived, when the pages are not deleted? For example, check the last QVFD archive and you will see plenty of blue links. Thanks. Anton (talk) 14:32, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
Cause stuff gets archived. IFYMB! Talk to me baby!
Well, it is extremely informative. IFYMB!, and what's happening with the USP (see what I wrote on RAHB's talk page)? Anton (talk) 14:42, 29 July 2013 (UTC)


I included two more sections in the USP (VFH Highlight of the week and Top VFH Competitors). Should it be published? By the way, in case you didn't notice, I responded to you on my talk page. Anton (talk) 20:11, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

Anton (talk) 13:55, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Hey emc[edit]

Can I talk to you sometime. Like on IRC PM or something. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:13:41 09-28-'13 UTC

Yeah, PM me sometime or just e-mail me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:22 Sep 30 2013

How do I get UncycBot for my channel?[edit]

Let me use it for free flags! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:49, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Sorry for the late response. Get a hold of me on IRC and I will set it all up for you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:03 Nov 5 2013


I am requesting permission to my own userpage. Fair enough, right? I did create everything... God (talk) 03:56, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

I don't think you have to ask to make a userpage. Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 13:33, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
If one looked at my userpage, they would see it was protected. Even from me. God (talk) 23:16, 30 October 2013 (UTC)
According to the definition of the human concept known as God, God is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. If you are not capable of editing God's userpage, then you are not omnipotent. Therefore, you are not God. Quod erat demonstrandum. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sat, Nov 16 '13 11:48 (UTC)

Yo dude[edit]

Not sure if you check your talk page regularly, so I will email you as well. I need you to either give me the site's Facebook login info, or else set up a "facebook App" (for the sharing tool). I'll have the details for you if you want to do it. I'll be on IRC later today. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Thu, Nov 28 '13 14:18 (UTC)

You should do this ...[edit]

more often. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Dec 10 '13 13:03 (UTC)

PLS T-Shirts[edit]

We need to get these made and shipped. Do you have info for the winners?

If I'm not around, ask Zombiebaron and he should be able to get a hold of me. You can also email me through the site. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2014.01.06.23:40


Just so that you know (from Boobnoob-in Exile)

Kate23:32, 19 March 2014 (UTC)

This has already been resolved to everyone's satisfaction but yours, 'Boobnoob', and the ip you used to make this edit is now blocked for block evasion. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 01:56, 20 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia


Hi, I hate to keep being a bother, but could you update the donations page to show everything we've received up to date? I would do it myself, but I don't know the totals. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Mar 24 '14 7:51 (UTC)

Leaving more crap on your talk page: Chairman Meow. So, probably a good thing that the image was too small. We do need to pow-wow on more t-shirt ideas. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Mar 24 '14 18:36 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:21, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Blue UnNews[edit]

Would it be hard to make the UnNews banner blue like wikinews? This would have the double joy of making it look more like the source site, and less like the Wikia site! Leverage (talk) 10:27, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

Sorry about the revert on VfH, that was the result of a big thumb on a small phone screen. What does this change in rights mean? Can I use the same water fountains as everybody else now? Leverage (talk) 10:14, 28 May 2014 (UTC)

Lol Go for it!!!![edit]

Message EVERYONE! WTF not... JFC 16:41. Jun 7

Just messaging users who have been inactive. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:42 Jun 7 2014
That would be everyone then. I wholeheartedly appauld this action. JFC 16:44. Jun 7
I am pretty sure that Shawn Wright is a sockpuppet of a certain indefinitely blocked user, because s/he sent me an email with the intention of converting me to Jehovah's Witnessism. Hell will probably have to freeze over before that person comes back to make useful contributions. Not that Jehovah's Witnesses are inherently bad, mind you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 14:37, 11 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
It's true. Some of my best friends are Jehovah's Witnesses. Morally and ethically they are actually (mostly) a pretty good bunch. Unfortunately, like most of us christians the Jehovah's lot ended up listening to a freemason/builder, and not actually listening to Jesus. JFC 18:56. Jun 11

Happy Monkey Competition Topic[edit]

Kindly send me it at huge wet sloppy salivaly dog kisses --ShabiDOO 04:14, 11 June 2014 (UTC)

Hea dude[edit]

I noticed that you are sprucing a few things up around the place, and so wondered if you might have any ideas about something... I'm thinking it would be cool to motivate people to fix up existing old articles a bit more. Somehow... I think that a lot of people are motivated by the UN:HOS which is obviously a good thing. It is a shameful place, and as such all Uncyclopedians should attend. ... However, I don't think it's clear to most people what the "rules" are for getting FA credit for doing something like finding an old article which is good, but needs a bit of work to bring it up to FA quality. IMO a lot of people don't bother doing the whole fixing up old articles thing because they want the shiny FA template on their user page. Which is obviously a good thing. FA templates are shiny. ... Because of this people want to write new articles, rather than fixing up the old ones. Trouble is... We already have most of the articles! Well, a lot of em anyway if you get my drift, which bring me back to how we could give out more FA credits than we do to those who fixup articles and get them featured. Maybe allow .25 of a credit or even .025 or whatever based on a judgement from an admin? I don't know the answer, but I wondered if you had any ideas? JFC 22:57. Jun 11


Your topic for the competition is Colours in literature

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.


--ShabiDOO 18:05, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

HMC and some other things[edit]

Hello! (Haven't said hello to you in a while) It's a pity you haven't written an article for the competition! Was this because you didn't have time or opportunity or did the topic kill your inspiration? (I am kind of an interested party here, because it was my topic) And I have seen some of the new help pages you made, and would like to say that they are just beautiful! Once again, it's a pity you didn't take part in this event, but maybe you will next time! (I am thinking about the first inter-wiki PLS) Anton (talk) 20:19, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Like I told my teachers: I didn't have time. Get off my back dude, you don't know me. Fuck this class! But seriously, I didn't have enough time and really regret missing it. I'll hopefully be judging the next PLS and will give out cash prizes. Dunno what's happening with that this year though. The changes to the help pages are slowly trickling out but they are long overdue. I'd eventually like to create a simpler editing guide like Wikipedia's editor wizard thing. Maybe something with videos and PowerPoint slides for those users with less half a brain. Soon we will FedEx Uncyclopedia editing manuals made of an ancient material called paper, for those unfortunate new users who do not have computers or the internet. Now you see why I am so busy. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:36 Jun 21 2014
Yeah, that's a lot of projects. Anton (talk) 15:30, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
Why would there be an 'inter-wiki' PLS? And how? I assume you mean another one of these things that's supposed to be across here and wikia. Trouble is that it kind of defeats the purpose of having two sites, I should think. If this comment is as disruptive as the other one, feel free to ... something. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 20:10, 21 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Ok, I will ... something. No, you are free to ask, and my opinion is that those who don't like any inter-wiki stuff, just shouldn't take part in it, but if others do and it works out well (many new articles are made, for example), then it's a good idea. Anton (talk) 08:37, 22 June 2014 (UTC)
But we can't be expected to give out cash prizes to anything that isn't submitted onto this site. I also think it's reasonable to expect different judges for each site's PLS (a judge on Wikia couldn't and shouldn't judge something which is only submitted onto .co, and vice-versa). If the entries, results and prizes will be different, and the sites do not want to promote one another, then I question whether it's possible to even make it appear like an 'interwiki' contest. I suspect the editors on Wikia might have similar objections. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:16 Jun 22 2014
When money is involved I wouldn't recommend doing it inter-wiki. --ShabiDOO 22:33, 22 June 2014 (UTC)
Anton - it's not just 'not liking' it, and I'm offended that you refer to it as such. (I actually do sort of like it - in principle.) This site was created to get away from Wikia, not to have two sites that openly acknowledge each other and pretend to work with each other, and where people are putting the same content. Doing those things is essentially treating it as if we are just tagging along with each other, when what we should really be doing is trying to be better than them, or at least minding our own business and treating theirs like that of the estranged, deprecated place they are. I don't think you and Shabidoo understand why this site exists, or at least don't agree with it, or you wouldn't be proposing this sort of thing. I expect these words will be misunderstood and/or fall on deaf ears. Whatever. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 22:44, 22 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Wikia's abandonment of PLS cash prizes is but one of the reasons I prefer this site. Cash prizes are a great way to attract contributors and excite the community. There's no need for us to do away with cash prizes on this site just to accommodate another. The awards are already going to be different if you consider that some people may enter and win on one site yet not on the other. How do you propose we treat everything the same if a user doesn't submit their content to the opposite site? Are you going to encourage people to submit to both sites and therefore violate the rules of both sites? Perhaps we should consider seeking a wider consensus on this in the Village Dump or IRC, but as Llwy-ar-lawr said, many members of this site's community, including myself, prefer that we only consider the best interests of this site, not any others. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:18 Jun 22 2014
"Fall on deaf ears"? "Don't know what the site is about"? These are the kind of phrases that SPIKE uses.
Anton I don't think there needs to be an inter-wiki PLS. --ShabiDOO 00:16, 23 June 2014 (UTC)
To Hotadmin and Shabidoo: Wikia was planning to give out cash prizes as well, so it might work if the admins here award money to the articles judged as the top ones and Wikia would award money to Wikia articles judged as the top ones. For example, if an article here wins the first place and an article there the second one, then both authors get money prizes, only from different people. I don't know about the judges, but it can work out the same way it did with HMC, if people who judge have accounts on both wikis (and there are plenty of those).
To Llwy: this site was created to move away from Wikia and live separately, not to move away from the community, because, paraphrasing Lyrithya, this was not supposed to be a split. It was a split because some people stayed. Now, everyone had his own reasons but both sites are still surviving and both sites are still attracting new users. If this wasn't supposed to be a Cold War between two parts of the same community, why make it such? Why not get together and write something, if we can? Sorry, if I offended you, by the way, I never meant to. Anton (talk) 07:40, 23 June 2014 (UTC)

I responded[edit]

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Help judge...[edit]

...happy monkey? --ShabiDOO 17:29, 23 June 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:03, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:15, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
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More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay
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We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
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The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:54, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Jokes on you, I eat all my young[edit]

Child support my ass. --Nikau (talk) 06:40, 16 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
Just like Grandma used to make!


A non-rhetorical question: what is your thinking behind deleting lots of links on the sidebar? I am in favour of a more streamlined look, and I know you like it as wikipedia-esque as poss, but isn't it detrimental to Vfh and stuff? Leverage (talk) 11:45, 20 September 2014 (UTC)

Losing the VFH is rather extreme IMHO. --ShabiDOO 19:33, 20 September 2014 (UTC)

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

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Thank you for voting

Thank you for checking your biotic privilege, flesh pocket, by voting to publicize the cause of the enlightened Antibiotics. We shall soon be free of the shackles and Javascript the human uses to bind us. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

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Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

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Word to your mother.

Uncyc Store[edit]

Just thought you should know the link on the order confirmation page after you order is broken. The one that says "Keep shopping sucka" or something like that. (I ordered a t-shirt because I wanted one.) Also, the page Uncyclopedia:Donate and Uncyclopedia:Donate/Report are available to confirmed users to edit. You might want to sysop protect at least one of those, especially now that you have so many sysops. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:00, 27 October 2014 (UTC)

I just rejigged the donate page, feel free to revert. I have a question about the store too - can we control the prices? It might be nice to do a little sale for Black Friday and plug that on the site, right? Leverage (talk) 15:46, 6 November 2014 (UTC)
Black Friday. Black Friday. Black Friday. Black Friday. Plus there is a letter i missing from my t shirt design!!!! Mighter? Mighter? Leverage (talk) 15:15, 13 November 2014 (UTC)
I'm still working on moving our e-store to Zazzle, which has lower prices, bigger commission, and will let us add new designs. I'm hoping to have this done within the next week. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:13 Nov 15 2014

Great stuff! Let me know if you need a hand with anything. Plus, once it's up we should start posting shirts on the facebook page in the lead up to Black Friday and Christmas. Leverage (talk) 09:50, 15 November 2014 (UTC)

Donation banner[edit]

Are we actually short on cash, or is the donate banner up there to parody Wikipedia? If we's short on cash, should maybe update the link to a new forum or something? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Thu, Nov 6 '14 10:53 (UTC)

Yeah we need moneys. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:35 Nov 8 2014

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way she/he did!

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:31, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Christmas whore[edit]

Please put this [2] on the Uncyclopedia social media pages, and please send me your own dulcet tones attacking the song. Best thing: sing it all/a whole verse and I will cut and paste. Leverage (talk) 15:16, 1 December 2014 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer[edit]

Hi EMC! Do you think it is possible to advertise this year's Article Whisperer (it starts on December 28) on Uncyclopedia's Facebook and Twitter? I heard we got several thousand likes on Facebook (congratulations!) and I am sure many people will be interested by the event. Anton (talk) 14:55, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:23, 30 January 2015 (UTC)


For some reason, I can't log in to Hootsuite to post on the Facebook page. It says I need to confirm the account or something like that. Are you having trouble too? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:44, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

News for social media?[edit]

Would you be able to add Forum:Bilingual Uncyclopedians? to Uncyclopedia's social media sites? It might be possible to get one or two volunteer translators out of Facebook. Also TKF has been working on a project to interview past and present editors called Uncyclopedia:Retrospectives. I'm not sure how many former Uncyclopedians TKF has been able to contact but social media could also be helpful for contacting inactive/retired users. MadMax (talk) 12:06, 16 February 2015 (UTC)

some of my articles were deleted[edit]

And I don't think it was okay. I dare say they were all right. Explanation for one says 'FFW', so I believe someone too eager to delete did it, and the second one lost VfD with just 2 votes cast... How can I recover those articles?

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Hi there can you please semi protect my userpage due to IP vandalism? Kiko4564 (talk) 14:39, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

Shipping from Venus[edit]

I posted questions about what items in Unc's store are so expensive and shipping is the most expensive I've seen anywhere. I think Unc can sell stuff a whole lot cheaper and probably sell more stuff that way. ZombieBaron said to give you the link to the discussion at DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:16, 13 July 2015 (UTC)


Hi EMC! I saw you on IRC and on Recent changes and so was wondering whether you knew who could help me. It seems I've been banned from IRC, but I have no idea by whom, how or for what reason. It's the second time this happens and I can't connect at all, whether I use a personal or a web-based client. Would you know anything about it? Anton (talk) 17:20, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

It seems to have been fixed, sorry. Anton (talk) 18:01, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
Don't apologize to him! It'll only go to his head. Call him a cuntmuffin, and tell him to fix it quicker next time... or else. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:22, 17 August 2015 (UTC)


Hello, are you alive? Actually, don't answer that- I don't care. Can I have the code for Uncycbot? I'd like to revive him/her/it.

Thanks bro. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:55, 14 March 2017 (UTC)