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--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

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UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!

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Congratulations

You are now an admin. I suppose that means you wont get laid much any more, but you will have a whole bunch of cool buttons to use!!! Congratulations EMC!!! Hurah...hurah...hurah!!! --ShabiDOO 13:08, May 1, 2012 (UTC)


LMAO!

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Hey.

It's just the newbie from earlier. I just wanted to ask; why is there an ICU on my article You have aids? I know it needed a bit of improvement, but I think the claims made by User:Xamralco are false. I didn't simply replace 'dead' with 'AIDS'. I did a lot of work retyping things to make sense, and some of the content is completely different. Just wondering. Also, I'm not sure if this is the right place for messages. You did say the bottom of the page. WeinribŽivojinović 16:20, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

I dunno why there is an ICU tag on your article. You can remove it if you want. --EMC [TALK] 16:50 May 3 2012

Cool. Thanks. WeinribŽivojinović 16:52, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

Hey man

Your Untrivia is awesome, but there is too much year based questions! Just saying. Talk Mattsnow 03:37, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah I know. Right now I am working on adding more trivia and some new features, including a recent changes feed into our counter-vandalism channel to make it easier for RC patrollers to chat and patrol at the same time. --EMC [TALK] 03:43 May 10 2012

I'd really like to help you if I can, this untrivia feature is awesome! My handicap is that I am a slow typer :P But if you can see a menial task I could do to help, go ahead! Talk Mattsnow 03:47, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hi.

Why do you keep reverting me? It's hard enough getting around Wikia's caches without added complication. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:54, 11 May 2012

I was checking to see if it was you who broke the navigational bar, but I guess not. My mistake. Are you seeing any problems like that? --EMC [TALK] 04:56 May 11 2012
No, it was me; reverting just won't make any difference (save to maybe slow things down a little) because Wikia caches everything so extensively. I just can't fix it until I can see it, which I can't do until the cache updates and Wikia actually deigns to give me the proper versions of the files, which it is still refusing to do even though some people apparently were able to get the right ones. Basically, this entire thing is pretty damn stupid - it was supposed to be a simple skin update mucked up by the fact that this is bloody MONOBOOK (the update was designed for vector) along with the fact that for some reason Wikia apparently thought it would be a good idea to massively cache the skin files as well as make them not obey purging and, on top of everything else, also give different people different versions or something... aaargh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:12, 11 May 2012
Actually, it may or may not be fixed at this point. I really have no idea, however, because I can't get any of the changes to appear at all. You know? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:15, 11 May 2012
I guess we'll just have to wait for the cache to "cache" up. While I have you, can we change that template yet? --EMC [TALK] 05:17 May 11 2012
If it goes on the same schedule as the cached special pages, it should update in about 23 hours. So I kind of hope it isn't. As for the template, personally I still find the animated image to be annoying at best and generally not funny, sorry. It also doesn't make much sense in terms of what the template actually says, whereas a book fits the whole 'reader' thing... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:23, 11 May 2012
Yes but I changed the 'reader' bit to just saying Indefinitely Banned so it makes sense, and I think a greater consensus would find that it is funnier. --EMC [TALK] 05:48 May 11 2012
Why would you remove the part that makes it Uncyclopedia? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:55, 11 May 2012
Well in that case, if we want that part to not make sense then we would have to add the picture. --EMC [TALK] 05:58 May 11 2012

LOL

Did you just de-oppify yourself?! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:05 (UTC)

Yeah. I was seeing if I could do that. Apparently I can. --EMC [TALK] 19:07 May 11 2012
Well, that was a waste of a VFS voat. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:09 (UTC)
It's sort of like sticking your finger into an electrical socket to see if it would really hurt as people say it does. Was it worth it EMC? --ShabiDOO 19:30, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Wait...it hurts if you stick your finger into an electrical socket? No way. I gotta try this. --EMC [TALK] 19:31 May 11 2012
Sticking your fingers into an electrical socket is for n00bs. Try your cock. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:34 (UTC)
Actually, I saw a video of a guy who put tin foil around his dick and made two little prongs with the tin foil at the end and then stuck it into an electrical socket. It was very funny. --EMC [TALK] 19:36 May 11 2012
I thought I smelled sausage frying. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:37 (UTC)
Funny you bring up the topic of self torcher via the penis. I once considered replacing the cheese in an omlet with my penis while frying one up one day. I didn't have the courage to do it and my friends called me a pussy. Does that really make me a vagina? --ShabiDOO 19:38, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
I don't know if it makes you a vagina, but if I were your father I would be very disappointed in you. It'd make a great story to tell the grandkids you'd never have. --EMC [TALK] 19:40 May 11 2012
Not having a dick isn't enough to prevent you from knocking up a chick. Now, if you added "nuts" to that omelet...
Good luck getting laid without a dick. --EMC [TALK] 19:51 May 11 2012
Who ever said I like chicks? Why are you assuming I'm into humans? Generalizing people is the lowest form of intolerance and spiritual stagnation. --ShabiDOO 19:55, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Dude, if Chaz Bono can get laid without a dick... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:56 (UTC)
Sorry for assuming you're into humans, Shabidoo. I do tend to assume too much. And Chaz Bono can get laid, but he can't impregnate a woman, which would be the exact opposite of Shabidoo's problem. --EMC [TALK] 19:58 May 11 2012
So you're saying that if he were actually able to impregnate somebody, he wouldn't be getting nookie? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:59 (UTC)
I'm not saying that I am against penetrating a vagina with my penis, I'm simply suggesting that a person may have more profound things on their minds, like debating the differences between Attar's conference of the birds and the killer froggys article on Frog semen, for example. --ShabiDOO 20:02, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
Damn, you got me. Now I feel bad for making a fallacy about Shabidoo cooking his dick into an omelet. Thank you, Uncyclopedia. --EMC [TALK] 20:05 May 11 2012

This is why Rodney King drowned himself, or was he just getting swim lessons from Whitney Houston. PissedOffPuertoRican (talk) 19:49, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--EMC [TALK] 00:04 May 25 2012

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:54, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:38, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

One Noob seeking guidance. I have no idea how to actually message since the only button i ever see is EDIT. I have an article in the works but i'm unable to figure out how to add pictures, outline, etc. This is like prom night all over again. PissedOffPuertoRican (talk) 19:46, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

and yes i stole your truck cuz YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:09, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:59, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Gay whales in Darfur

Listened to the audio for this file, was a lot easier than actually reading it.

You have a cool voice, I'd like to say. Or you from Cali, or something? Send me your best regards. Cheers! User:Matthlock/sig2 17:00, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. I wrote this article and I did the audio for it but it sorted of sucked. You can do a re-record if you are in any way interested. (Taken directly from my talk page) User:Matthlock/sig2 18:23, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 16:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Electrified mocha chinchilla, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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Nominally Humane! 10:26 25 Jul

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 14:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Laugh, damn you!

Nominally Humane! 05:42 02 Aug

Chick-fil-A

I only removed like two things. The shoving greasy cock down your throat thing was just a vulgar pun and the discount for those who fill-a-chick wasn't bad but then again was also sortat stupid. I kept your thing about serving female breasts to only men and I only reworded the gay artificial sweetener part. Have a look at what I changed. Thanks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:59, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

It was a very funny pun though, and I really think it should be readded. It wasn't all that vulgar IMHO. The one about Fill-a-Chick and Chick Fellate was a bit of a stretch and can be omitted. You also removed my bit about it being a fat food restaurant, and changed that part back to "Cathy realized that the over-consumption of beef was a major issue"" instead of "Cathy realized that over-consumption of beef and homosexuality were major issues". I'll change that part back if that's ok with you. --EMC [TALK] 18:05 Aug 6 2012
Yeah I guess that's fine. I just don't like the greasy cock part that much, though I do see it working better as a footnote. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:26, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
A footnote is fine with me. I can see how it is a bit shocking in the first sentence of the article. --EMC [TALK] 18:30 Aug 6 2012

grues clues season 6 and grues clues the movie

can there please be details on season 6 of grues clues and grues clues the movie? 76.220.66.126 01:16, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Responded here. Nominally Humane! 02:50 08 Aug

hi

— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:55, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Request

Could you autoprotect this article since it was featured and all and we do that for featured articles? Also, TKF or whoever should remember to autoprotect shit when featuring it. Sheesh. Lax. Lazy. Bastards. Corn dogs and chili. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Aug 9 '12 18:13 (UTC)

Also, if you could ban this dumb fucker, that'd be awesome. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Aug 9 '12 18:17 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 07:01, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews main page Help!

The reason I am having trouble is because I deliberately disobeyed you and defied your authority. Karma is bitch-slapping me here. I know you said to replace an existing spot to include my genius horoscope comedy, but I thought I could balance the table by adding a couple more sections instead. Then I thought I should ask you what you thought of that idea instead here. Then thought I fuck it, I'll just do it and then see what you thought.

Anyway I did it and now I don't get why I can't see vertical lines between my new three spots on the table. Can you either (1) agree with my concept and help me fix that one little flaw, or (2) reject my concept, unod my changes and send me back to my hole. Thanks. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:31, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

Just leave it as it is and I will have a look at how to best incorporate that section. --EMC [TALK] 21:53 Aug 14 2012
In a few hours, that is. --EMC [TALK] 21:53 Aug 14 2012
Well I figured it out because I am not unsmart. My middle spot just needed to be set to a class that had border-left and border-right defined. Duh. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:57, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
It looks good but I think it'd be more useful and have better visibility if it replaced the UnNews Audio section. That area of UnNews has been dead for a while now and it needs replacing IMHO. --EMC [TALK] 23:40 Aug 14 2012
I have an idea - how about just a rearrangment? I think it will look a little better. Let me try and when I'm done you tell me. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:48, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
I think that looks a little better. Don't ask me exactly why.... --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 00:00, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:10, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Double redirect

I noticed the missing "z" from UnNews:Prince Harry apologies for 'being crap at pool' in naked photos scandal after I uncapitalized "Pool" so I went to move it again. Then a giant centipede monster screamed at me not to make a double redirect. No, wait. That was me reading the move page warning. Anyway, I was pretty sure the action would make one of those forbidden double redirects, so I thought to ask you about it before I went ahead, when suddenly, you swooped in on your silvery steed and saved the day. Woo-hoo! I am claiming double redirect authority if I ever epic fail like that again. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:11, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. You also need to regularly check our date categories on UnNews to make sure that they exist. E.g. Category:21 August 2012. --EMC [TALK] 18:36 Aug 24 2012
Oh but I see how you fixed the double redirect because you are smart. I'm smart now too. I'm learning - check on the date categories thingy. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 18:38, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
You're doing a good job though. Just remember to check those categories and remember to ONLY create ones which actually have articles in them. Creating empty categories = bad. Send me an e-mail me if you want access to our Twitter so you can promote UnNews articles. --EMC [TALK] 19:24 Aug 24 2012

hey

Did you need my e=mail for this Nonsensopedia-leaving-wikia affair? ;P Actually, why did you offer them this? Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:20, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

lol no. I suggested that to Artur because Wikia sux. Did he take me too seriously or something? --EMC [TALK] 17:09 Aug 26 2012

What a week

But I haven't forgotten I promised follow-up on your email. Sorry for the delay, I'll get to it as soon as I can. Please bug me (and not anyone else ;) if I don't. Ta -- sannse (talk) 03:26, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

File talk:Alex breathing.gif

You have new messages. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:06, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:45, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- The Zombiebaron 03:04, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Why hello there

I see that it's been nearly a month since someone wrote something on your talkpage. Seeing as how you are both an admin and active, it speaks to how lonely and isolated uncyclopedia has become. As a stroke of pity, I've decided to grace your talkpage with my presence. Now bow down and worship my cock. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:13, October 4, 2012 (UTC)