User talk:Boomer/Archive1

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! ---- The Zombiebaron 02:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey cool, another submarine on the intarwebs! Are you yellow like the one in the song? Anyways, welcome -- di Mario 08:59, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

A "Boomer" is a sub that carries NUKES contained in IRBMs, other missiles, which are launched from under the sea. 65.163.112.187 23:44, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Uh... thanks? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

My forum

Why did you put the name in asterisks? Blakeman was banned for a week, MU HA HA HA!02:50, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Because when you put someone's name on the internet any number of people can use it to trace that person. Your posting of the name showed the person's first and last name, the flag in your signature showed that he/she's probably located in Australia, and your comment on the school showed that the individual is either in school or has recently graduated. That's plenty of info for any web stalker. This may seem paranoid, but I'm being safe, and seeing someone post someone else's name on the internet really rubbed me the wrong way. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:55, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

And please delete. Blakeman was banned for a week, MU HA HA HA!

Sorry, I'm not an admin, so I can't delete pages. I just felt that the censorship was needed. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:59, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

I will censor the name next time with asterisks "*" so no one will know who it is. Blakeman was banned for a week, MU HA HA HA!

Well, you could also just not bother. There's really no reason to post someone's name on the internet in the first place. If it's a username, you can just use that, there's no reason to use the names of the people that you personally know. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:04, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

That...Errm...Thing I Heard From...Someone

Hmm I see what you mean...Oh well. he/she kind of strikes me as the kind of idiot we get a lot of around here. I suspect he/she'll lose interest after a while and go away :P. Thanks for the heads-up though :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 15, 15:25

"I was torn between crying and going insane"

That was so funny a review it could've been an article in itself! Help me think of ways to make it more accessible to the random wanderer rather than just to uncyc people. Thanks again! --  Le Cejak • <-> 21:44, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the pee

Rejoice, Boomer! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Wow. Just, wow. That was fast, you gave useful (and funny) comments, and you even helped fix up my often bizzare wording. I can see why you're supreme overlord of PEEING! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:11 Oct 17, 2007

RIGGIDY-RED LIGHT

KABOOMer. Yep, that's as good as Cajek gets. --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

UN:RotM

I think it's about time we announce it. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:19, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Yea, sure. Zombiebaron already found it. Might as well bring it out now. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:12, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Down Home Drug Commercial

Rejoice, Boomer! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Yes actually, as I was writing this I was surprised. I was like Cajek what the hell is wrong with you. I'm glad that someone else here is as sick as I am! Come see what your review has made me do! (Oh yeah, I switched up the pics a little! good advice!)

--  Le Cejak • <-> 02:27, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Wait, was that a whore? That was a whore! You whore! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:50, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

annoyed okay, what else am I supposed to do? Wait for people that never vote on VFH to go there? Wait for someone who just said the article is VFH to just stroll over there? I'm tired of this "whore" thing. Okay, I'm done. Glad I got that off my chest. --  Le Cejak • <-> 02:52, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

thank you for voting for it, Boomer... :D --  Le Cejak • <-> 02:53, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

You get a lot off your big, bulbous chest, don't you, you whore? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:55, 5 November 2007 (UTC) P.S. I don't really care about whoring. I just like messing with those who do i.e. everybody.

I'm glad that everyone does it. Makes me feel better. --  Le Cejak • <-> 02:57, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

BTW, I get my ideas from studying insane people. Now the question is, where do you get yours? (loved your review, still) --  Le Cejak • <-> 13:38, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

I know you don't care but...

...my list thingy is done. You seemed intrigued by it before, so since you're my captain I thought you should know...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 01:38)

Here, review THIS you lazy sack of

REVIEW REQUEST! It's a really really stupid article. REVIEW IT NOW.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 6 @ 13:16)

I was too late! It was already reviewed by THE! I'm sorry! Also, are you trying to tell me something by having me review a "really really stupid article"? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

well, uh, I, uh... YOU'RE really really stupid, MR. MAN.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 00:51)

OK, how about this? I'll try to start doing at least one review per week. When I started PEEING I was trying to do one review per day. After a week that pretty much fell apart. If I make sure to do at least one a week, I'll at least be doing something off of the forums, talk pages, and chat that helps the site as a whole. Hopefully I'll keep getting used to school so I can handle doing more as time goes on. For now, however, this will have to do. Also, I promise that I will start being helpful over winter break. With two weeks off there's no way I'd not be able to spare a day for the site. Does that satisfy you, MR. MAN? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:32, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, MR. MAN!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 05:23)

Boomer, that thing you wrote on my talk page. It was so stupid, pointless, and badly done that it made me laugh out loud. I'm glad I kept you around. You make me giggle.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 12 / 05:17)

I'm wondering what would've happened if I had taken out the punctuation... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:29, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Well Thank you Captain!

The rank I so deeply have quested... I have been trying to clean up the front page a bit, and am trying to discourage people from making general random chat on there. Need to keep a tidy shit house and all... Best if we to most of the general bollocks on the talk page. Cajek moved the "announcements" to the talk also, which I'm not sure about but hea, tis all gud.... Thanks for the promotion! :) MrN 00:14, Dec 13

Can I have the newly created rank of Cajek?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 00:18)

No. Screw you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll give you some time to think about it.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 00:26)

I thought about it. Screw you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:27, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

While you're thinking about it, have this five dollar bill   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 00:29)

This bill has a smudge. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:31, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

uh, okay, here, how about having a commemorative six dollar bill keep that other one company?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 00:36)

Are you trying to scam me? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:37, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

now now now, let's not go throwing around the S word. Look at the face on that $6 bill. Would Harrison Ford lie to you?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 00:40)

I suppose not... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:43, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Now be a good Boomer and take the bill...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 01:35)

I can has bill? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:22, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

If I can be the new official Cajek!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 02:32)

*in monotone* You can be the new off... off... ofNO! I must resist! Your Harrison Mind Trick will not work on me! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

How can you resist the star of 1986's The Mosquito Coast? He calls to you with his full, sumptuous hair: do it... doooo iiiittt   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 02:43)

Ahh, had you referenced Indiana Jones you might have had me. Honestly, how could you not? He looked so damn sexy with his hat and his... whip. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:45, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

DR. KIMBLE, STOP!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 02:52)

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!!! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:54, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY GUN?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 02:57)

BECAUSE I WAS BUSY KILLING THE WHORE NEXT DOOR! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:59, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY SUICIDE NOTE??   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:09)

BECAUSE I... what? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:12, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY FOOTPRINT???   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:16)

I... buh... just... what? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:17, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE THE BLOODY FOON????   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:20)

I DON'T KNOW!!!! I just don't know. I'm sorry. So sorry... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:23, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

That's okay Dr. Kimble. That's the first step to admitting that the government is right about everything.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:25)

Are... are they really? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:30, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

It's okay, that was my partner, Bad Cajek Dr. Kimble. I'm Good Cajek. The government will overlook the fact that you murdered your wife if you sign this form saying that Cajek becomes the official Cajek. That's all you have to do, Dr. Kimble.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:33)

But I broke my index finger when the neighbor whore's body fell on it. I can't write with my other hand. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:34, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Aw hell, let me sign that for ya...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:36)

/me waits for Cajek to bend over the paper, then whips out his gun. Aha! Little did you know that I first became incredibly lazy at my acting school! And now, I will finish you off, by shooting you in the head and ending this post of potential innuendo! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:40, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

/me waits for Boomer to "whip" out his "gun", then whips out his own gun. aHA! Little did you know that I knew that you were a lazy actor and was therefore prepared to keep this post going as long as humanly possible!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:46)

Curses! However, little did you know that I have a second gun! /me pulls another gun out of his waistband and points it a Cajek. So... do you feel lucky, punk? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

/me secretly knows that Boomer's other hand was broken from the dead whore, but is biding his time Jesus shitballs! However, little did you know that I'm packing a harpoon gun! /me pulls out harpoon gun from pocket of cargo pants and points it at Boomer. Do you like... harpoons... punk...?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 03:52)

A harpoon gun? Ha! How do you think your harpoon gun will stand up to... /me reaches into a pocket inside of his jacket an AK-47??? /me pulls out the AK-47 dramatically and in a very manly fasion. "I am the One", bitch. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

/me is surprised at Boomer's array of manly sayings, but gathers himself together. "oh noooo! an AK! oooh noooooo!" Do you really think an AK can stand up to... /me searches pockets for something... A BOMBER SQUADRON??? Eat airplanes, biatch.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 04:05)

A bomber squadron? /me laughs derisively. Do you think your puny bomb squadron can stand up to THE MOON? /me pulls a 200-ton tractor beam out the shirt pocket, points it at the moon, and turns it on. Congratulations, kid. You're gonna be the first human to die on the moon. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:12, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

*giggle SNORT* do you think your puny moon can stand up to A COMBINATION OF CHUCK NORRIS AND THE DEATH STAR?? Congratulations, jackass. You're gonna make my day.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 04:24)

HA! No little puny Chuck Star can stand up to the awesome might of SOPHIA!!! Game over, man. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:27, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

So then I says, why don't they put chicken in cubes? And then he's like THEY ARE CUBES, JUST CARVED INTO CHICKEN SHAPES. And I'm like dude, relax, and let's go back to finding x. And then he pulls out a dictionary and he's like "found it"! And I'm like you're a moron. And... oh, what am I doing here? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:29 Dec 13, 2007

Kill the interfererer!!! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:30, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

No need to get hos-till-ay. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:32 Dec 13, 2007

ORLY? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:34, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

/Me points NORRIS STAR at Skullthumper, but then gets pulled into this new conversation...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 04:35)

I knew the gravitational pull of the new conversation would destroy your defenses! It's too late! I have you now! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:37 Dec 13, 2007

No! Defensive positions! Evade! Evade! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:38, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Dive! Surface! ...Surface!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 04:41)

Supertwirlybackspinwindjumpflipyellcrouch! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:44, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, yeah, I know, right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:45, Dec 13

THE END? or is it?

Nope, guess not.

THE END.

No.

THE SUPER-END

Fuck you.

LISTEN TO ME... MEGA-END CAJEK RULES GO CAJEK WOO I WIN

Bitch.

</uncyclopedia> Whatcha gonna do about it, bitch?

<Uncyclopedia><Mode=+classchange><Mode:Cajek:Class=change><Class:Mode=-Neutral,+Bitch><Cajek:Class=Bitch><Mode:DrSkullthumper:Class=change>
<Class:Mode=+Bitch><DrSkullthumper:Class=Doctor,Crazy,Bitch><Settings:Save=y/n><Settings:Save=y><Saved><Mode=-class change>
<Nod in approval of fine handywork><Sleep>
That.

:)

	TESTING TESTING
	Have you read the Pee Review Guidelines? ________________________________________________ As requested, here's your Poison Pee Sir. You lazy bum.

Uh... not quite what I meant. And the answer to the template is a resounding NO! Thankee very much. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:26, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Yo

There's a new join-request at PEEING. Refer him to the guidelines and yes? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Dec 15

Hea! You have to review your way in! Fag is almost there... MrN 21:07, Dec 15

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:23, Dec 17

How unexpected! Really, I didn't see this coming! I'm going to copy-paste this under every template! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

How unexpected! Really, I didn't see this coming! I'm going to copy-paste this under every template! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 02:11, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

How unexpected! Really, I didn't see this coming! I'm going to copy-paste this under every template! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

-RAHB 03:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

How unexpected! Really, I didn't see this coming! I'm going to copy-paste this under every template! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

How unexpected! Really, I bet you didn't see this coming! I'm going to beat you to copy-pasting this under every template! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:41, Dec 19

Grr :P MrN 21:45, Dec 19

Oh, it's on. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:11, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Not Funny

This is serious. You dont follow the rules. AngryLOLS 18:48, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

But all I did was state the truth, followed by an angry warning system. Besides, I voted to delete the article as cyber-bullying. Also, next time don't pull your argument straight from the talk page of the Uncyclopedia article on Wikipedia. It's more credible when it's original and has proper spelling and grammar. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 18:57, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the pic!

Your chop was great. Have this cookie:

AE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Why?:Take Your Fish To Work

Rejoice, Boomer! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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You know that this doesn't mean you're off the hook... GET IT??? OFF THE HOOK???!?! I can't be bothered to explain my joke to you right now.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 29) 14:33

P.S. Seriously, though, nice review. I'm going to make it more appealing, and add relevant pictures. However, I'm not going to get rid of the repetition. That's the only part I disagreed with. I should add sexual innuendo, eh? I don't know if this article really needs that (I can only think of one innuendo related to fish, and that's across the border into "Cajek thinks that's kinda gross"-ville. I saw that Heckno thinks you're sick on that forum post. You're sick.)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 29) 14:33

review something, Noob!

I, ah, will destroy you.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:33)

That was quick. Are you watching me? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:34, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm watching NotM, and I saw your comment. I'm not a perv. ...I'M NOT A PERV.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:35)

Wait, was that you on the neighbor's roof? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:38, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Look, I'm an artist, okay? There's nothing illegal about art.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:39)

*gasp* Have... have you seen my... "exercises"? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Haven't you heard? I started the exercism movement!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:44) hahahaha

How much movement is involved? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 21:45, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

You see, nobody appreciates real humor anymore. This joke of ours has 8 or so layers of puns that we have yet to dig through... Either that, or you could review something!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:48)

Puns are more fun. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:50, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Your last comment added 69 kilobytes, Boomer. Just thought I'd tell you, there are some real pervs out there, you know. Oh, and your window's getting dusty, I can barely see through it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Jan 3

Sorry, I'll clean it. Just give me a sec, I have to get the ladder... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:02, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Climb it real slow. Oh, yes... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:04, Jan 3

Whoops, I forgot my rag. I guess I'll have to take off my shirt and use that... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:05, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Was that a pun? I like to collect them and mount them in a glass case... and then rate them from one to 10!   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (21:52)

You mean like in the Miss America pageant? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:59, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Now that you ask, yes, I put little crowns on them. But that isn't part of my main portfolio of "art".   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 3 (22:01)

You mean where you keep your Mister America video collection? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:03, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Greetings, Comrade

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Boomer/Archive1

Workers' Party Member Unknown user has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

Unknown user

If you decide to join, post your request for registration on UNSOC and register here. Thank you.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 23:48

**I move away from the mic to gasp excitedly**

We have PREFERENCES? I thought that was just a Wikipedia luxury!!! Wouldn't ya know I actually typed out the thing every single time? WA HA HA HA HA HA!

So, show me around this new teknowlludgy. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Wow. That must have really sucked. See that link in the upper-right corner of your screen, to the right of your username, that says "my preferences"? Click that. Where it says "nickname" insert "{{Subst:Nosubst|User:Heck no techno/sig}}", then check the box labeled "Raw signatures (without automatic link)", go down, and save. That should insert your sig every time you put in ~~~~ and make your life a hell of a lot easier. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:44, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Image:Savethevfh.JPG

Hi, since you offered help, and I need it now, would you do image editing and make the text a bit more readable so it's front page worthy? Thank you--Æ 01:03, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Is this better? My editor seems to have minimal text features, so I couldn't outline or stretch it like it was in yours, but the text came out well anyway. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:31, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Jan 14

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

GTFO! BAD UNCVIL LINGO BRO

Whats with the bad language on my userpage. I thought it would have been inappropriate this kind of language on a user talk page. Can you please explain this to me before I report you to the bumfucks high up Aaaaalllllllllaaaaannnnnnn Liefting 03:40, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

The "bumfucks" know me and frequently curse far worse than I did. It doesn't matter if it's your talk page or anywhere, nobody cares about "inappropriate" language unless it's used in a stupid attempt to be funny. Besides, posting somebody's address on the internet benefits cyber-stalking, which is a big rule on this site. Do it again and I'll have to report you to the bumfucks. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:47, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

• The info that I posted only shows the internet provider, it doesn't show the guys name and address, telephone number and so on. Okay Mo-fo Aaaaalllllllllaaaaannnnnnn Liefting 04:05, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

  Doesn't matter how little info it was. Knowing somebody's location and first and last name is plenty of information for a cyber-stalker. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:16, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Congrats

Jocke Pirat has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Here's a cookie for the first image you made for TYATU. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

21/01/2008 @ 05:38

Dammit, I keep forgetting the other one. I'll pick it up tomorrow, swears. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:39, 21 January 2008 (UTC)