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“Oh. You mean Albania? Croatia? Bosnia? Nah. They're all the same.”
“Косово је Србија!”
“Our abusive older borther”
Not Siberia | |||||
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| Motto: "OH YOU'RE NOT GETTING INDEPENDENCE." | |||||
| Anthem: "The two-faced eagle" | |||||
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| Capital | Belgrade | ||||
| Largest city | Belgrade | ||||
| Official language(s) | Serbian, Turkish and | ||||
| Government | |||||
| National Hero(es) | Turkey, Eagles | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Once of the Former Yugoslavian states that have broken up | ||||
| Currency | Euro | ||||
| Religion | |||||
Kosovo-Serbia Drama[edit | edit source]
In a nutshell, some people from Albania decided to come to Serbia, preusmibly to burn the churches. But the Serbs saw this incident happening with their amazing skills of being able to see into the future. So they built a wall around the area of Kosovo to save the Serbs.
However, it turns out the Albs lived there the entire time, so the wall building was pretty much pointless.
Now the desperate Kosovarzzzzzzz just whine all day about Serbia, begging for independence, even calling the helping of Albania and America. But the Koso-Albs have to accept that they can't fuck with Serbia and that the Silly Serbs will never listen, or even care becuase they're too busy smoking and drinking wine. They even have a website to thank everyone that supported their independence, how cute.
