Tuvalu
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Just Tuvalu, Nothing Else Tuvalu | |||||
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| Motto: "Help We’re Sinking" | |||||
| Anthem: "Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper" | |||||
| Capital | Flufferknuckles | ||||
| Official language(s) | Tuvaluan, Tuvaluish | ||||
| Government | Islander parliamentary constitutional monarchy | ||||
| ‑ Mister | Lister | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Nobody important is from here | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Never again. | ||||
| Currency | Fish and coconuts | ||||
| Religion | Jebus | ||||
| Major exports | Almost nothing but fish and coconuts | ||||
| Major imports | Almost everything but fish and coconuts | ||||
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Tuvalu is a tiny country in Oceania. They rely on Australia and Taiwan for just about everything. Despite being a tropical island paradise as some say, it’s actually sinking into the ocean and everybody is relocating their very existence to the toxic wasteland called the internet. Their exports include fish, coconuts, seashells, sand, and internet domain codes.
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