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#*'''Keep''' - I was really cracked up by "Let it be known that business kids eat burritos." Yes, the Nazir Ansari building has one restaurant, and it serves nothing but burritos. This could certainly be improved, but this here's my Alma Mater and some of these jokes are actually kinda funny. {{User:Hyperbole/sig}} 16:54, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
 
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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.


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Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 104883 hours
Keep (1)
  1. What? Dudes, I was just using this pic on a new UnNews article! The coincendence is astonishing I tell you, astonishing. I'll keep working on the UnNews and see if it's a keeper or not. What are the odds? Aleister 1:23 18-5-'12
    1. Okay, then, we'll lock the vote. --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:42, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
      1. /walks away fast, breaks into a run, picks up some gum from the sidewalk. chews on sidewalk-gum while slowing down to a walk again. chewing. chewing. Aleister 1:49 18-5-'12
Delete (2)
  1. Old, unused image with unknown license. --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:44, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As before: If it's really unused, take it to QVFD. The only thing listing it here will do is induce Aleister to use it. It will be a stretch in this case, but he'll probably find a way. Spıke ¬ 00:48 18-May-12
    1. I was hoping someone would come along and use it. I QVFDed an unused vanity JPEG that had a crappy resolution. --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:51, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

TOK

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 104885 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 22:57 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Whatever I was trying to prove has been categorically proven." And some unfunny person is putting on airs. Spıke ¬ 23:01 17-May-12
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University of Nevada, Reno

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 104886 hours
Keep (1)
    • Keep - I was really cracked up by "Let it be known that business kids eat burritos." Yes, the Nazir Ansari building has one restaurant, and it serves nothing but burritos. This could certainly be improved, but this here's my Alma Mater and some of these jokes are actually kinda funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:54, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. The essence of school-cruft: Inside jokes, vanity and/or cyberbullying, and a greater desire to issue recommendations to freshmen than to amuse the general public. Extra! the campus police issue parking tickets unfairly! Spıke ¬ 21:42 17-May-12
  2. Just...no. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Bland garbage. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 22:14 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I could feel my IQ drop as I read this. →Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 22:19, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif WTF????????? Swansｗｉｔｈraz0rｂｅａｍｍｍｚandｋｉｔｔｅｎhrghjhtjhfdjhtjhgd!!!!!!!!  --WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:09, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Baguettes! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Incandescent toilet seat

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 104888 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Pretty dead and pretty poor. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:49, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I double this motion. →Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 22:21, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Memory Isles Mega-Store

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 104888 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Dead short, I can't see much hope for this at all. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stubby, badly formatted, about nothing, pushy and not funny. An e-business run by "Rick Head," get it? get it? Spıke ¬ 19:54 17-May-12
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HowTo:Swim

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 104895 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. This article is absolutely horrible. I read it twice and didn't laugh either time, and the second time I was LOOKING for things to laugh at. Symbol for vote.svg For. →Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 12:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Ok, who the fuck let Aimsplode back in the fucking building? I'm voting to de-op them, right now. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:26 (UTC)
  3. It's only funny in the sense that we're mocking it. Terrible article indeed. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:52, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Wow, I already hate this article the moment I started reading the first section. Maybe <insert name here> will agree with me. --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:47, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Nope --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. a massive pile of formatting fuckup.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 06:11, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
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Wizards of Waverly Place

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 104910 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Unfunny, short, apparently finished, all over the place and straightforward awfulness. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:59, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Not one redeeming quality. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This is the last time I'm being nice to a newbie. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:24 (UTC)
Comments
  • User has removed an ICU tag. On the talk page, he insists he has more ideas and Bizzeebeever offers to userspace the article; I agree. Spıke ¬ 22:36 16-May-12

Quebec Separatist Hippie Brigade

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 104929 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. Article tries to tie memes together in a wacky way and tell a story that relates to nothing. Has sat quiet since '11, and has been used as a sandbox tonight by 5 IPs. I've cleaned it up but don't see what it's here for. Spıke ¬ 02:15 16-May-12
  2. Just bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Could be an example of good random humor, but it just bores. Unless somebody can jump in quickly and give this a serious funny injection, I say delete. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:13 (UTC)
  4. Too random, too boring. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:53, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Fire Emblem

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 104948 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Too long, not enough funny, don't care. Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, May 15 '12 7:26 (UTC)
  2. This sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Penguin Empire

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 104957 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. 1337! NAMBLA! Darth Cheney! Kitten Huffing! The Harlem Globetrotters! Singapore as a military power! Tom Cruise! Penguinarianism! Hurk hurk hurk BLEARGHCH! *splut*  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, May 14 '12 22:01 (UTC)
  2. This is just so... bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This article could only be worse if Seltzer and Friedberg got themselves an account and explained every single joke on the page. --Spacehopper (talk)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 22:22 May 17 2012
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Max Rebo

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 104981 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 06:44, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Feature Aleister 11:11 14-5-'12
Delete (4)
  1. Random, not funny and has been in need of a fix for over a month. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, awful, and non-essential. "Make it about something," says the fix tag. What do you say about the front-man for a band that played in the margins of a Star Wars movie? User:Churchofdarwinism, who left the building three years ago, didn't, and you won't either. Spıke ¬ 16:10 14-May-12
  4. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANdom. There are ways to do "random", ya know. This ain't it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 17 '12 17:15 (UTC)
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North Narnia

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 105003 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Reverted back to the 2006 article and enlarged the pics so they could be seen. It is now encyclopedic and a pretty good twist on the history of Korea so it's understandable to little boys and girls (I learned a lot). Aleister 10:57 13-5-'12
  2. Keep. This is good... no where near the kind of standard that should be on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:38, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Acceptable enough. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 14 May 2012
Delete (4)
  1. The fuck is this shit? A book report? And yes, I looked in the history, and I don't see anything worth keeping.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sun, May 13 '12 0:06 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In 2006, this was a not-terribly-vital scrambling of the history of North Korea. Since then, one or more Anons have transformed it into a piece of storytelling a propos of nothing. It is tedious to read (oh, and not funny, and still not terribly vital), and had already been flagged as not resembling an encyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 00:33 13-May-12
  3. This bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:25, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. The 2006 version still isn't funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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Ten Things I Hate About Jews

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 105037 hours
Keep (6)
  1. Very Keep. It's not just funny, it's informative. Feature dat shit is all I can say.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:38, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
    I dunno. It doesn't seem offensive enough to be funny. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, May 11 '12 19:15 (UTC)
  2. Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:08, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Funny in a special way. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 12 May 2012
  4. Sounds interesting.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 12:22, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Ten? Why isn't this a 100 list??? Jews! Burn them and be done with it, is what my pa always told me. Aleister 19:33 17-5-'12
Delete (5)
  1. ...and Tuesday's weather is mostly racist with a 10% chance of funny.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, May 11 '12 14:49 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg They have big noses! It's not funny and it's not informative. Moreover, it has nothing to do with the movie 10 Things I Hate About You--which Wikipedia says was a remake of The Taming of the Shrew--except for the initial shoop. It is a vulgar front for a list of ten popular stereotypes about Jews, some of them fleshed out uncleverly in the voice of the moron. There is a way to do this, but the author hasn't even thought about it. Spıke ¬ 23:03 11-May-12
  3. This has so much potential! It's just really cliche. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I say delete, sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:39, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It would have been better if the writer had gone beyond the title and had shown a smidgeon of imagination about what to do next. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Flaxmere

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 105037 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. I quite like the references off site... looks like a nice rewrite project for PLS?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:40, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It got mentioned in the Hawke's Bay Today. --EMC [TALK] 01:04 May 12 2012
  3. Keep It's famous!!! Hawke's Bay Today is the paper of record in some continents. Aleister 10:47 13-5-'12
    Aye, on the continental shelf of its own mind, which is approximately smaller than a flyspeck. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sun, May 13 '12 10:49 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS HUR HUR THIS TOWN SUCKS.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, May 11 '12 14:05 (UTC)
  2. THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES HUR HUR THIS TOWN RULES. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:48, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The end of this piece of listcruft falsely claims it was cited in Hawkes Bay Today (from which the photo is taken). In fact (as Sycamore saw), that article describes a Facebook page that has slams on Flaxmere that are funnier and more fact-based than any of the generic cut-downs in our article. And it quotes a biddy who thinks nothing negative should be uttered at all; that's funny too. PS to Xamralco--Stating the exact opposite of the previous voter, while voting the same way, though it marks you as a Funny Guy who belongs on a Funny Website, frustrates the other important goal of explaining your vote. Spıke ¬ 12:46 12-May-12
  4. GHEY TOWNCRUFT--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 13:04, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 105052 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Save, name change, etc., per SPIKE and my comments in the comment section below. Aleister 2:13 11-5-'12
Delete (2)
  1. There are folks here who love the Worst 100 Lists. And then there's me. And this is one awe-inspiringly bad list. So there.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 10 '12 23:57 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, but I'm not seeing much that's worth keeping. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:52, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I hate articles whose name coaches the reader that they are "nutty." This page is a destination for users wanting to slam someone else's belief by declaring it a conspiracy theory--but it also has some serious and good ridicule that I would not throw out with the bath-water. The worst thing about these pages is the idea that the good stuff needs to be padded to total 100. Spıke ¬ 00:24 11-May-12
    • Exactly! Why not just change the name of the page to "Worst Conspiracy Theories of All Time", and then if a few of us watch it and work on it, an easy feature in a few weeks!!! Aleister 2:12 11-5-'12
      • If we could just get rid of the "100" in all the titles of these infamous pages, it would probably be all that was needed. But then the "worst 100 worst 100 lists" template wouldn't make sense. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, May 11 '12 19:23 (UTC)
        • Sometimes you just have to prioritize one thing over another, like articles over templates. Besides, can't we change that template to a Worst Worst Lists template or something? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:13, 12 May 2012
          • I was being facetious, but really, the only thing preventing folks from making these "Worst Whatever" lists better is that...nobody's making these "Worst Whatever" lists better. Wanna start right now? I mean, if so, throw together a committee and they can start with this one. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sat, May 12 '12 11:22 (UTC)

Prototype (game)

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 105058 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. This article has less than the necessary degree of badass.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, May 10 '12 17:35 (UTC)
  2. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
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