User:Spacehopper

This is a page about the being known only as Spacehopper. Spacehopper was once a frequent lurker, but one day he decided it was time for him to sharpen his comedy skills, so he spacehopped here. In the process, he invented the verb "spacehop." "Spacehop" is defined as "the action of trying to leap tall buildings in a single bound and accidentally jumping in another direction altogether."

Spacehopper has a strange fascination with the 1990's because a lot of his favorite music came from then, despite the fact that he does not remember living in the 1990's very well. He currently seeks a mentor to help him become a guru in the ways of being obnoxiously extreme.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

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This user is a n00b.

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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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